💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Well the only other explanation is that Hollywood lied to him. And that can't be right.


He's always gone back and forth between whether Mario and Nintendo were the most popular thing to ever come out when he was a kid or this little indie thing no one had ever heard of except him because he's so special. But you're right, the Nintendo cartoons never reached those heights until Pokémon came around and eclipsed everything for a few short years.
That is mostly down to the US-produced Nintendo cartoons being abject dogshit while the Japanese stuff never came out here.

And in the case of Pokemon, the US dub is still abject dogshit. Jelly donut, anyone?
 
[2026.03.08-02] Meanwhile Will Stancil gets even more attuned with Bobby, out of their common hate for Zack Snyder.
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If memory serves me right, Superman only killed Zod at the end of Man of Steel because Zod was a significant threat to mankind's existence.



[2026.03.08-05] Bobby's Gen-X nostalgia idol used AI (Archive of article). Bobby: What he used is something like deep fake! And it is different from job-stealing, dudebro evil Generative AI!
Once again, Moviebob is moving the goalpost.

If MacFarlane is using facial motion capture technology to animate Slick Willie's puss, how's AI composition any different from traditional CGI?

If Bobby were consistent he should have point-blank said McFarlane should have hired a make-up artist.
Sounds about right.



[2026.03.08-09]
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That drawing looks like Moviebob's (horrendous) interpretation of what Yoshi's feet look like.



[2020.03.08-13] Another one bites the dust! Hurray!
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And nothing of value was lost.
 
Admittedly this was also me a few years ago trying to write a novel that I had five scenes perfectly mapped out in my head, but stringing them together in a narrative just wasn't working.

Bob probably has just one line that he thinks is cool, but sounds stupid. Like his "It's an Italian thing" "It's a Brooklyn thing" catchphrase for Mario and Luigi.
And in the case of Pokemon, the US dub is still abject dogshit. Jelly donut, anyone?
 
08Mar#01
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08Mar#02
Liberals are bourgeoise, as if this needed reminding.
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08Mar#03
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08Mar#04
Bobby and co. defend gay shit that not even the Rat bothered to defend. A&N.
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08Mar#05
A tremor is detected in the landscape of Harlequin romance. Archive of Slate article.
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08Mar#04
Bobby and co. defend gay shit that not even the Rat bothered to defend. A&N.
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They spent $154 million on production, at least that much on marketing and merchandising, and only grossed $150 million. Elio cost The Rat a lot of money. You can't force people to watch what they don't want to watch.

As always, The Hacker Known As Four Chan had the best take:
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They spent $154 million on production, at least that much on marketing and merchandising, and only grossed $150 million. Elio cost The Rat a lot of money. You can't force people to watch what they don't want to watch.

As always, The Hacker Known As Four Chan had the best take:
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Outside of Inside Out 2 Pixar has been a disaster since John Lasseter was Me Tooed out the door.
 
Someone over in the politics thread posted a historical comparison (which I can't find now, annoyingly) that showed that, when adjusted for inflation, even with this recent spike in prices, oil is still historically lower than at many other points in history, and it will indeed very likely turn around quickly as Iran's rapidly diminishing "navy" will no longer be able to hold the Strait of Hormuz down (US oil prices are already dropping again). And acting like this is anywhere close to the 70s energy crisis is laughable; we don't have the entirety of OPEC fucking with our oil supply (and most of them are probably cheering us on for taking Iran off the board), and the US is an oil exporter so we could easily keep more of that for domestic use if needed.

Geopolitics Bob is one of the dumbest Bobs.
Wow, Bob's new video must be popping off if he's got so many viewers from the great nation of Sweden! Let's see how he's doing:
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Oh, never mind then.

(For a more direct comparison, his Hopalong Cassidy video is only 18k views. Remember how he said he needed these to do well so this whole "job" of his would work out?)
08Mar#04
Bobby and co. defend gay shit that not even the Rat bothered to defend. A&N.
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I know I've talked about how tired I am of seeing all of these massive Hollywood projects being nothing more than an excuse for a pampered retard to get a $100 million+ therapy session, but I'm honestly shocked to see an actual executive say the exact same thing. Not that I really have much faith in their ability to turn it around (they'd need to completely jettison every single writer and director there for a starter), but I do find that interesting at least.

And like @Sexy Senior Citizen posted, Elio in particular always creeped me out with its design. It definitely gave off that "older faggot reminiscing about being molested" vibe from that 4chan post.
08Mar#05
A tremor is detected in the landscape of Harlequin romance. Archive of Slate article.
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I think it's pretty well documented that male and female fantasies are usually different, where men tend to imagine what it would be like to be the protagonist as a character while women tend to want to insert themselves as a person in the protagonist's shoes. It's subtle, but that distinction is probably a factor in why women aren't wanting their smut fantasy written in third person because of the constant reminders that the protagonist is supposed to be a different character. If it's written in first person, the reader can more easily imagine that it's she herself that is interacting with the hunky brooding vampire/werewolf/minotaur/whatever the fuck. Not that first person novels weren't written beforehand, but arguably the Twilight series was the prototype for modern smut writing and first person narration (not to mention a blank slate protagonist for an easier self-insert), and between all the imitators and the girls and women who devoured that series and are now writing smut themselves, it's not really surprising that they prefer first person.

Bob, of course, is too stupid to do any kind of analysis like this, so he blames...digital media? I have no fucking idea.
 
That is mostly down to the US-produced Nintendo cartoons being abject dogshit while the Japanese stuff never came out here.

And in the case of Pokemon, the US dub is still abject dogshit. Jelly donut, anyone?
At least they were good YouTube Poop fodder in the early days.
 
Outside of Inside Out 2 Pixar has been a disaster since John Lasseter was Me Tooed out the door.
I heard Hoppers was alright.
At least they were good YouTube Poop fodder in the early days.
I grew up in the 2000s, so you couldn't imagine how floored I was to discover the origin of the Mama Luigi meme was a cartoon.
 
[2026.03.08-01]
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The main reason that $2.00/gallon (about 53¢/liter) gas was a thing in America twenty years ago? There weren't as many self-proclaimed Climate Change™ cultists in elected office in the 200Xs as there are now in 202X.



[2026.03.08-02] Liberals are bourgeoise, as if this needed reminding.
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@nicoencounter: "Everything that's happening now is a hell created by liberalism's own hand."

Every single keystroke of that statement is observablue true.

[2026.03.08-04] Bobby and co. defend gay shit that not even the Rat bothered to defend. A&N.
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Pixar CCO Pete Docter: "We're making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy."

Every single keystroke of that statement is also observably true.



[2026.03.08-05] A tremor is detected in the landscape of Harlequin romance. Archive of Slate article.
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A term for "illiterate but can technically read" already exists. That term is Moviebob.



Oh lord. I am way behind and need to get caught up but I saw this today...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/researchers-successfully-grow-chickpeas-moon-191046986.html
Moon ... peas. What a time to be alive.
Lunar legumes? Feh! I won't be satisfied until mankind starts cultivating Martian megachips.
 
08Mar#04
Bobby and co. defend gay shit that not even the Rat bothered to defend. A&N.
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This quote will haunt him for decades? It's going to be forgotten in a few days, and the faggots that got offended over it are still going to watch the latest Pixar sludge because, just like Bob, they're perpetual consoomers.

Bob can tardrage over "holding the line," but the simple truth is normal everyday people are repulsed by homos. Seeing dudes kissing evokes the same revulsion as seeing maggots or other gross creatures, and shitty Disney movies will never change that.
 
not to mention, higher oil prices are a boon to Canada. It makes the rate of return on oil (from oilsands - basicallly a giant natural 'oil spill' that NEEDS cleaning up) better because the syncrude extraction process is more expensive than standard oil drilling. This isn't anything like the OPEC embargo from the 70s. That back then was the entirety of OPEC fucking with the oil price because they were mad about the US helping Israel in the Yom Kippur war. That's not the case now. Iran is just one country.
the animation is fluid and the backgrounds are pretty, but the character designs are dogshit. And Bob hangs the blue curtains and meditates upon them.
08Mar#05
A tremor is detected in the landscape of Harlequin romance. Archive of Slate article.
I have the sneaking suspicion that people who dislike reading in Third Person Perspective have Huge Main Character Syndrome. Me, I get tired of reading "I did x, I said that," in a narrative when it starts to get confusing when i forget who the character is because they keep saying "I". It's why I didn't like Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing (by Bob's favorite kids book author Judy Blume), besides the terrible parenting consequences that makes Caillou look like an angel.

Bob can tardrage over "holding the line," but the simple truth is normal everyday people are repulsed by homos. Seeing dudes kissing evokes the same revulsion as seeing maggots or other gross creatures, and shitty Disney movies will never change that.
Jordan Peterson has remarked that Conservatives tend to have more feelings of disgust than Liberals, and that's about as true as it's ever been. Liberals lack the ability to be disgusted by gross shit, and that's why they're down with the debauchery.
Geopolitics Bob is one of the dumbest Bobs.
some moron IRL tried arguing that the ONLY reason US took on Iran is for the oil. Like.... what? If that was the case, they had a great excuse in the past FIFTY FUCKING YEARS to do so! Why wait until now? Same with Maduro and Venezuela, but within the last decade would have been a great excuse. Dude is no moviebob but his political takes are about as retarded as Bob's AND he's a boomer.
 
I heard it was a G-rated furry transformation fetish stroke fantasy.
Personally, I haven't seen a Pixar film in a long time, and I was just commenting on Box Office. Last film that Lasseter had any part in making was Toy Story 4 since that film

Onward, Soul, Turning Red, Luca, Elio, & Lightyear all bombed and badly. Onward I'll be fair to it and say it was released a week before Lock Down started so who knows what it could have maybe made.

Elemental broke even at best.

It's to early to say what Hopper will end up doing.

Inside Out 2 was the only massive hit the studio has had in 7 years a studio that used to be a hit factory.

Worst part was Lasseter got fucking fired for minor shit he gave hugs and would comment if he thought a girl looked pretty. Like once upon a time that was a trip to H.R. and a sensitivity class instead, he got fired costing the company billions.
 
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Moon ... peas. What a time to be alive.
Bob lives long enough to be denied moonwheat... by moon falafel.

I heard it was a G-rated furry transformation fetish stroke fantasy.
Dare I check if Bob made an "Overdrawn at the memory bank" reference? Or is he a pop culture failure again?
 
They spent $154 million on production, at least that much on marketing and merchandising, and only grossed $150 million. Elio cost The Rat a lot of money. You can't force people to watch what they don't want to watch.

As always, The Hacker Known As Four Chan had the best take:
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Pixar forgot what it was supposed to do. Make stories for kids first, adults second, have a good message. Instead it's been cope sessions and bean mouths. When was the last time Pixar pushed animation further ahead? It's been years
 
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