Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[account to mute dumbs]

So even in the worst case where the IRGC remains I don't think there is anything they can do to stop the IDF from doing casual bombing runs a few times a week from now on. Can they even maintain a country where top leadership is continually being hunted? Not to mention if things start looking dire there won't be any way the Israelis don't destroy all the oil extraction and refinery equipment and of course destroy any attempts to rebuild/repair. Water desalination/reservoirs will probably be safe though.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

IDF Publishes footage of strikes on Iranian aircraft

Those aren't aircraft, they're paintings on the ground. Real aircraft do not have cracks in them like the asphalt does nor do Tomcats turn into rocks when blown up. This is literally Looney Toons antics that Israelis are falling for.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

China can't replace oil with solar. Oil is 20% of China's total energy use. Solar is 11% of their electricity generation. Solar is 1-2% of China's total energy use. US is 9% solar electricity generation and 3-5% of total energy use btw. Oil is almost 40% of US total energy use, it's numba wan here. Numba wan in China is coal at 60%

That's Numberwang!

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We sure stan using kids as hostages and a reason to state X is bad. Makes it great to have all of their top secret meetings happen in schools with plenty of child human shields. Which lets the likes of HAMAS, Iran and so on to claim a moral victory.

Something something, we don't negotiate with terrorists.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

Iran's autistic obsession with Israel really does make no sense, except in the context that the revolution always needs an enemy to fight against. The Jews quite literally did nothing to Iran. They are a thousand miles away ffs, and had more pressing concerns on their borders then to worry about Iran.

It all goes back to Muzzies being asshurt that Jews told Muhammad to fuck-off when the latter claimed to be the former's final prophet.

We sure stan using kids as hostages and a reason to state X is bad. Makes it great to have all of their top secret meetings happen in schools with plenty of child human shields. Which lets the likes of HAMAS, Iran and so on to claim a moral victory.

Something something, we don't negotiate with terrorists.

Just a reminder that according to the Ayatollah it's A-OK to molest infants as long as no actual penetration is involved.

 

[FatalTater]

If anybody needs a palate cleanser from the nitty-gritty combat footage, oil news, and radar sperging, here are some articles on my favorite peripheral issue of the conflict, pistachios. I’ve been following the pistachio trade war out of curiosity since I first learned about it (BBC article from 2017 on this issue - Archive).

While it’s peanuts compared to geopolitics and oil trading, the lion’s share of the American pistachio market is controlled by one family, the Resnicks. If you look at the Early Life section on Stewart Resnick’s Wikipedia page, it becomes apparent how he has many reasons, business and ethnoreligious, to encourage this conflict. Take what you will from it - I think it’s hilarious that there well may be a Jewish conspiracy to control your (snack) nuts.

Dubai Chocolate adds new dimension to the U.S.-Iran pistachio rivalry (Archive)

The Green Gold War: Iran’s Strategic Battle in the Global Pistachio Market (Archive)

Iran, California, and Pistachio Geopolitics (Archive)

Iran bans all agri-food exports (Archive)

Funny the problems that can arise from inventing a dessert in order to deflect from the slang term "Dubai Chocolate" meaning... something else.
(See Also Dubai Porta Potty)

 

[Useful_Mistake]

WaPo: https://archive.md/PNrJG

 

[Ayatollah Jomhani]

Those aren't aircraft, they're paintings on the ground. Real aircraft do not have cracks in them like the asphalt does nor do Tomcats turn into rocks when blown up. This is literally Looney Toons antics that Israelis are falling for.

Correct. Our paintings are so advanced that they have thermal signatures, shadows that perfectly match the sun, and parallax too! The Zionists are so easily fooled. Not like us.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

IRGC is a state inside a state.
the "deep state" in the US has nothing on them.

They all wish they were the Italian deep state.

 

[TotalDiggerNeath]

Kanarab telegram:


Iran: So far, more than 12 hours after the announcement of the selection of Mojtaba Khamenei for the position of Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic, there has been no statement from Mojtaba, not even a written quote, and certainly no public appearance. [@SuleimanMas](https://t.me/SuleimanMas) reported a few days ago that Israel estimates he is seriously injured. It should be recalled that Zahra Haddad-Adel, Mojtaba's wife, was killed in the attack on Khamenei's office during the opening strike of the war.

The IRGC and Khamenei rn:

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Correct. Our paintings are so advanced that they have thermal signatures, shadows that perfectly match the sun, and parallax too! The Zionists are so easily fooled. Not like us.

Iran out here deploying holograms

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

WaPo: https://archive.md/PNrJG
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>anonymous sources

My anonymous sources and @AnOminous sources are mixed. Some think we need to bust out nukes and start flattening mountains ranges to remind everyone who the big dog is.

In general I find the anonymous sources shit pretty gay. It’s effectively just mixing public statements and sentiment with “my uncle who works at Mossad says X.”

 

[0713]

WaPo: https://archive.md/PNrJG
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>fucking Washington Post
>unamed ""Israeli officials""
What's the point of posting that obvious propaganda garbage?

 

[Sooty Soot]

>fucking Washington Post
>unamed ""Israeli officials""
What's the point of posting this obvious propaganda garbage?

I'd just like everyone in this thread to know that this user has zero Izzat, any interaction between you and him could be an attempt to poach Izzat off you. Thank you for reading.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

WaPo: https://archive.md/PNrJG
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Washington Post? If I wanted to read Iranian propaganda I'd read... the Washington Post.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

I have a long-term solution to propose.
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So long as we kept it solely to the uninhabited desert, I wonder how pissed UAE would be if we just tactical nuked a series of craters through the country.

 

[The Great Ducktator]

>fucking Washington Post
>unamed ""Israeli officials""
What's the point of posting this obvious propaganda garbage?

What's the incentive for WaPo to push pro Iran propaganda though? WaPo is democrat aligned, right? They want Iran neutered too.

So long as we kept it solely to the uninhabited desert, I wonder how pissed UAE would be if we just tactical nuked a series of craters through the country.

Not as pissed as the Saudis when the UAE gets a free The Line.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

They all wish they were the Italian deep state.

Is that more or less the mafia?

 

[DumbDude43]

What's the incentive for WaPo to push pro Iran propaganda though? WaPo is democrat aligned, right? They want Iran neutered too.

orange man bad overrides all other considerations

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Those aren't aircraft, they're paintings on the ground. Real aircraft do not have cracks in them like the asphalt does nor do Tomcats turn into rocks when blown up. This is literally Looney Toons antics that Israelis are falling for.

You can literally see the 3D geometry in frame 0:12.

Please tell me you're only pretending to be this retarded.

 

[Wahgonga]

Sad to see all those F-14A's destroyed.

Spoiler: Minor plane sperg.

Bumped this model up to the front of the build line. Comes with optional Iranian markings. Nice kit, does the original justice.