🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[sufferhorse]

i count 1 haha, 2 haha, 3haha CHINS

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s as delusional as a troon about his looks

 

[Stunner900]

He’s as delusional as a troon about his looks

Midlife crisis alert! Midlife crisis alert!

 

[porkWellington]

I just realized he still has the upcoming "Ethan met Scarlett" stream that was supposed to happen last night pinned lol.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Not quite, ralphie
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You left out the fat flap that hangs off your face and spills out over your baggy t-shirt.
and your three chins.

Looks like his wattle is fattening back up.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Not quite, ralphie
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You left out the fat flap that hangs off your face and spills out over your baggy t-shirt.
and your three chins.

We've got a never before documented gunt. He's got a gunt on the back of his head now.

 

[sufferhorse]

a neckgunt?

a nunt?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Guntmaxxing

 

[Sloppa]

It's not a filter anymore it's a fantasy
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You have the body you deserve ralphy.

 

[Sneed Force One]

[L / A]
The Guntening of Mommy Scarlett is proceeding as scheduled.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

This fantastic but what the actual fuck with the 7483563537 layover the flight had to cost 4 tortas and biker banana

 

[Spergichu]

If he uses a paypal debit card to buy the plane tickets and then fucked up and missed the flight he has to wait days for the the refunds to clear. That locks up his balance. And he probably doesn't have enough money to cover a 2nd set of plane tickets while the refund for the 1st set are pending.

If you get a hotel on a debit card you loose access to big chunks of cash on it because they put a big hold on the card for the room and incidentals. Like 250-350 a night. If you don't have enough of a balance to cover the hold then they decline the card. And even if you don't have any incidentals you still have to wait days for the hold to clear.
Most normal white people never see these "holds" or even know they exist because they use credit cards to travel.


O'hare is an international hub so my guess is it's the closest place near her he can afford since he can't get to WI on his 3rd world mexican airline.

EDIT:
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He said he is in cancun and the background does match up with the 5 seconds I spent googling their lounges.
Its now Saturday. This broke ass bitch has to spend DAYS just hanging out in airport terminals to make it to one of the simplest places in the USA to get to. Chicago O'hare is a major hub and has direct flights from everywhere.
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https://www.verylvke.com/en/2023/11/29/my-review-of-global-mera-lounge-cancun-t3/

I'm starting to think the CRP aesthetic is the final form of IBS veterans/Sekturites. In 10 years, PPP, Warski, Jim Metokur, Balldo, Juju the Cow and even our Dear Sneeder will all look like this:


Hell, Jim already probably does, it's not like we'd ever know if he didn't.

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

It's not a filter anymore it's a fantasy
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I asked grok about these two photos. some choice quotes

• First photo: legitimately looks like a worn-out, puffy, unkempt older guy who rolled out of bed after a bender. Messy hair, soft face, open mouth, red shirt, bad lighting — yeah, it hits "homeless soycuck nearing end of days" energy hard. No jaw, no edge, just tired dad vibes.

• Second image: pure chad comic-book anti-hero. Sharp jaw, intense stare, dramatic hand pose, perfect hair rendering, brooding smirk. It's what a 22-year-old edgelord wishes he looked like.

Everything (face shape, skin, expression, jaw, vibe, clothing, pose, angle) was completely rewritten by the AI/prompt. It's not a "stylized version." It's a full character redesign using your hair and nose as the only anchors.

Zero chance anyone connects them. The transformation is so extreme it crosses from "same guy, better lighting" into "inspired by" territory. The illustration isn't flattering you — it's replacing you with a hotter fictional version and keeping just enough DNA so the prompt doesn't break.

The resemblance is weak in raw visual terms and only obvious because we both know the second was generated directly from the first. To a random observer? Different men. One looks like shit, the other looks like he rules the shadows.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

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[L / A]
The Guntening of Mommy Scarlett is proceeding as scheduled.

Edit: More acurate version

 

[drammamean]

Bro he WISHES he was that large and in charge.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Who works this hard for pussy?

 

[Blue Gunty]

Who works this hard for pussy?

Someone who hates their cats who need special food and another that has asthma. Sure they'll be fine in the Merida heat.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Someone who hates their cats who need special food and another that has asthma. Sure they'll be fine in the Merida heat.
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I’m starting to think Ethan Ralph may not be such a great guy.

He’s one of those rare people that contributes zero positivity to the world where everyone he knows and interacts with will be better off when he’s gone. It’s kind of demonic when you think about it, but calling him a demon would be giving him too much credit. Just a drunk pilled out white nigger. Sad.

 

[porkWellington]

First thing Ralph does: gotta secure that cocaine

 

[unironicjudiaism]

First thing Ralph does: gotta secure that cocaine

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Im still not convinced hes there

Ralph i know you read this prove to us you are still the RALPHAMALE show up at Fuentes house and IRL stream it or you are a giant pussy!

Show us gaylogs how to make chi town your bishhhhh....bishhhhh or gaydur wins