Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Mexican_Wizard_711 said:
What's with all the retards desperate to suck mudslime cock?
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I learned from the best mudslime cock slurper there is.
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A foreigner was walking down the street in Tehran.
He noticed that only the women wearing head coverings were standing up straight, but the men were all crawling on the ground.
He stopped to ask a passerby what was the reason for this.
"The men have to disguise themselves as women if they want to pass through American Air Space."
 
StudMccool said:
we are being felted by our own succsess, China and Iran are still sending shit thru the straight but we cant cause the banking jews arent on the same page as the war jews
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The US could start attacking Iranian civilian shipping. That would put enormous stress on Iran. Until Chinese ships under Chinese flag take over.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Aramco has already said, "Fuck this shit. I'm taking the long way."
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Makes sense. There are pipelines across saudi that are used to balance oil output across different terminals. I suspect this will see the price dropping somewhat after a couple of days, regardless of what happens in the strait.

Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Trump making fun of Starmer for being a pussy.
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I imagine he'd have more respect if Starmer had just said no, we're not going, instead of doing his usual thing of saying no, then u-turning while pretending he isn't u-turning, then half-heartedly doing something, then dithering, then saying "let me be clear" befpre he waffles a load of nonsense.

UK shouldn't be involved in this one, IMO. It's not our fight, but more importantly, our military is so degraded that we'd be lucky to fight off an invasion of angry geese.
 
MSM: OH MY MARX look at how horrible things are when Iran cuts off the oil supply! We should totally leave them in charge so they can continue to do that anytime they want forever!
 
Weird Glitched said:
This orange monkey will start a full scale Golf war and the whole world will feel it
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Looking at the strength of the US Ryder Cup team, this sounds like a pretty good idea.
Weird Glitched said:
The coconut that raped our asses and clashed the whole world economy
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Was the coconut wearing plaid? That might explain it.
Mexican_Wizard_711 said:
What's with all the retards desperate to suck mudslime cock?
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Doomposters, disinfo agents, edgelords, turd worlders - weather's getting warmer so they're all crawling out from under their rocks.
 
CaliforniaRaisin said:
Yeah, the powers that be need to figure out the Straight in this next week or shit is going to get as retarded as this post. The world isn't prepared to lose the flow of oil through there for long.
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this should be telling you that that will not happen. if the straight is 'closed' for long enough, then the world will look the other way at anything the US and Israel do, because iran has proven itself to be untrustworthy. this entire debacle of dead man's handing the entire middle east as punishment f or wanting to sell oil to the US is really not working out well for them long term.

also someone i know who is in the region has been completely silent since the start of this war. please, please pray for them as you pray for everyone else stuck in this conflict who is innocent.
 
StudMccool said:
it is fucking insane to me we torpedoed that ship then LEFT THE AREA,
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Iran has historically not given a fuck about international rules and order, frequently abusing our own adherence to it. Point and laugh as they experience some turnabout.
 
The Great Ducktator said:
The US could start attacking Iranian civilian shipping. That would put enormous stress on Iran. Until Chinese ships under Chinese flag take over.
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That's precisely what Sal in what's going on with shipping suggests. But not sinking the shipping, just capturing them.
 
MetokurGroomedMe said:
also someone i know who is in the region has been completely silent since the start of this war. please, please pray for them as you pray for everyone else stuck in this conflict who is innocent.
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I hope they're fine, unless they got hit by a US/Israeli missile in which case they're a terrorist and they deserved it
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Trump says he doesn't want the Kurds involved.
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
"The map of Iran will probably not look the same when this is all done." - President Trump. Iranian Balkanization soon.
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Creating an unpredictable persona with a history of going back on your word and canceling contracts, so that nobody can pin you down in negotiations might have drawbacks during wartime when potential allies need to be able to rely on you and don't know what the fuck to expect from you.
 
mango_reseller said:
I hope they're fine, unless they got hit by a US/Israeli missile in which case they're a terrorist and they deserved it
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don't worry, i wouldn't make friends with someone who supports the iranian regime. they're retarded muzzies, and being friends with retarded muzzie-lovers is retarded. i will take what you've given regardless of its intent to hurt.

The Great Ducktator said:
Creating an unpredictable persona with a history of going back on your word and canceling contracts, so that nobody can pin you down in negotiations might have drawbacks during wartime when potential allies need to be able to rely on you and don't know what the fuck to expect from you.
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good thing his potential allies have all been able to rely on the political promises, and the only thing iran has done in this sphere is bombing their own 'allies' (shia and sunni are not allies, do not get it twisted) in an attempt to punish any nation playing globalist ball in the same way as them, but with a team they don't like. notice how china has said "we will not be sending military support to iran." they know this is entirely a mess of iran's own making, and that iran will lose the conflict.

if the straight being closed starts fucking with china, they will not give one solitary fuck what happens to those non-chinese mudslimes. they literally only use them as an ally of convenience, and now that convenience is ending because they can't stand that there might be regime change again. unfortunately, you are not equipped to actually stop this shit, which is why they now have less than half of their original bombing power, and eventually, they will just be OUT of missiles. If all we have to do is keep bombing them while they bomb other middle eastern countries (like Israel, jewspergs! Think about all the dead jews!) i don't really see why this is at all a problem for us, or how it makes us an unpredictable ally in any way. saudi arabia certainly seems to agree we're better than iran. every other country around them has inarguably strengthened their ties to the US after the US has rolled in new missile defenses since Iran's hissy fit.

White Goy said:
For Israel it aligns with their goals, not so much the United States (at least re: the current narrative).
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i will always laugh when i see jewspergs saying iran isn't a threat to the US and doesn't want to fuck with us, when iran is one of the biggest funders of terrorists who fuck with us, and if they had their way, they would already have ICBMs and nuclear-tips to point at us. they don't give a fuck about morality or how the US is wrong, they give a fuck about having nuclear deterrence so they can do whatever they want whenever they want. i'm sorry you're too retarded to understand why random muzzie countries having nuclear ICBMs would be bad. hopefully you will learn one day.

Account said:
This war is actually Jews (Israel) vs Jews (Insurance).
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there is not a react strong enough for me to say how horrifying that is.
 
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