💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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07Mar#01
Evil dudes look like TV villains because they watched too much TV!
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More likely it is because YOU watched too much TV!

07Mar#02
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07Mar#05
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A&N. There will be more Mario coming.

07Mar#06
The AI language model is afraid.
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07Mar#07
Bobby spots something else on the SMB Galaxy movie poster, and he is crying happy tears again.
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07Mar#09
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07Mar#11
More on Gen-X nostalgia
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07Mar#12
He is still at the "McD's CEO nips at a burger" thing (05Mar#18 )
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07Mar#13
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Okay, let's just ignore that 'worst fandom ever' part since I have no idea what bullshit Bob is projecting onto the Brown Coats, but the lack of disinterest makes sense because it's been twenty years. Nathan Fillion is currently the star of a show about how he's an old man joining the police force. What the fuck could the plot be? Mal and the gang are now old and still pissed off about the Alliance winning? Is Serenity still canon or are we going to try and do what was supposed to be Season 2?

The only way it would work is if it was animated and the original cast came back to do the voices, pretending they're still the same age.
So? Moviebob claims "intelligentsia adjacency" just by (purportedly) being in the same bar at the same time as a random set of MIT students/personnel.
I can absolutely see him trying to do that scene in Good Will Hunting to a bunch of Harvard dudes in real life, not understanding he's Chuckie, not Will
 
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07Mar#05
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A&N. There will be more Mario coming.
As people pointed out in the A&N thread, Nintendo has not had a good track record suing the U.S. government. The only legal battles they ever manage to win are against the little guys who can't muster up the money to fight back. Bob rooting for a megacorp because they make the bing bing wahoo games he can't stop fantasizing about is pathetically on brand for him.

And speaking of pathetically on brand:
07Mar#07
Bobby spots something else on the SMB Galaxy movie poster, and he is crying happy tears again.
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Bob, it's a fucking kids' game from the 80s. Get over yourself, you fucking manchild.

He's literally doing the "I SAW THE THING AND I CLAPPED" shit that RLM was making fun of years ago, and doing it completely unironically. He's like that guy with the gross wart (heh) on his face that cried over a Star Wars trailer. This shit is fucking pathetic, and I would be utterly mortified to admit to getting emotional over a cameo from fucking Wart from SMB2.
07Mar#11
More on Gen-X nostalgia
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Now, I'm not a huge Transformers fan or anything, but after watching all of Cody Pointlesshub's videos on the movies (and the Gen 1 cartoon), I think I can defer to his expertise. I think it was the video on Transformers One where he talked about its poor performance despite the success of most of Bayformers. He made the point that Bayformers did not really grow the Transformers fanbase all that much, and that most people were going to see them because they were big Michael Bay blockbusters, not because they were specifically Transformers movies. When the movies started sucking because the writing got too bad to tolerate, people stopped going to see them, and the more dedicated fanbase isn't big enough to support the franchise on its own, hence the more modest box office takes of everything past Transformers 5.

This basically runs contrary to Bob's assertion that Transformers never stopped being popular because...well, it did. Gen 1 was a big success, but after the movie and killing off Optimus Prime, its popularity slipped pretty hard. They've continued making shows relatively continuously (because I'm sure toys still sell okay), but never with the same levels of popularity as the original run. But most kids grow out of it eventually and move on to other things, so there really isn't a huge amount of adults to go out and make a Transformers movie franchise do well...unless, of course, it's dressed up in cool Baysplosion action, but then it doesn't really matter what the movie is, people will see it anyway.

I dunno, this is kind of longwinded rambling, but the point I'm trying to make is that Bob is a fucking retard who seriously believes he knows anything about generational nostalgia despite making that pretty much the core of his brand.
 
As if blacks don't live above the south. That's so ludicrous that it falls apart when you look at population statistics of northern states.
it also falls apart because BILL FUCKING COSBY (who last I checked was black and also was born in Philadephia in 1937) did an entire routine around winter and mittens, the "idiot mittens" bit. "You know, where the string goes up your arm and around the back. So if you talk into the left mitten, you can hear yourself in the right. Run up to some kid, pull his left mitten, he smacks himself in the face with the right." - Album Why Is There Air? Kindergarten
07Mar#12
He is still at the "McD's CEO nips at a burger" thing (05Mar#18 )
I mean, if a guy is going to eat a burger, he could at least ACT like he likes how it tastes or is optimistic that it is going to taste at least edible. BUT Bob isn't even thinking about that because he's eyeball-deep in blue curtains.
 
07Mar#05
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A&N. There will be more Mario coming.
I hope Nintendo loses the lawsuit not only because they're an unbelievably vile company but also because of Bob's rage at seeing his lord and master eat shit. This lard ass constantly complains about the Mayoghoul cult, while his worship of soulless corporations with nothing but contempt for him would make him fit right in with cults like the Ant Hill Kids.
 
[2026.03.07-01] Evil dudes look like TV villains because they watched too much TV!
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Moviebob: "I don't mean to be mean about it..."

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More likely it is because YOU watched too much TV!
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Moviebob: "9 times out of 10, I'm in the 'stupid not clever' camp..."

I don't disagree with that statement. Moviebob is in the "stupid not clever" camp 90% of the time. The remaining 10% of the time, Moviebob's in the "just plain stupid" camp.



[2026.03.07-12] He is still at the "McD's CEO nips at a burger" thing (05Mar#18 [being referenced])
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Just out of curiousity... you remember a few years back when Senator Cuck Schumer was standing in front of. a (likely cold) barbecue, attempting to grill hamburgers, only for us to discover he's got cheese slices placed on the uncooked sides of the meat? Did Moviebob ever respond to that?
 
More likely it is because YOU watched too much TV!
Seriously, Bob is on record, numerous times, doubting a given person is "smart" because they don't to the things "smart" people on TV do, like walk around in a lab coat and use Latin taxonomy in casual conversations... etc etc etc.

Considering your average cartoon short back in the day was a 5 - 6 minute affair? Being unable to sit still for 4 minutes and change is a YOU problem.


dunno, this is kind of longwinded rambling, but the point I'm trying to make is that Bob is a fucking retard who seriously believes he knows anything about generational nostalgia despite making that pretty much the core of his brand.
Nothing is more on-brand than Bob telling me exactly why my generation is not reacting correctly to the nostalgia, and therefore, was never the actual target for it. (I.E. - people like me who were 10 years old when GI Transformers was on the air and drove our parents nuts with demands to go to the local K-mart for the toys? Were somehow not the target audience).

it also falls apart because BILL FUCKING COSBY (who last I checked was black and also was born in Philadephia in 1937) did an entire routine around winter and mittens, the "idiot mittens" bit. "You know, where the string goes up your arm and around the back. So if you talk into the left mitten, you can hear yourself in the right. Run up to some kid, pull his left mitten, he smacks himself in the face with the right." - Album Why Is There Air? Kindergarten
Are you really surprised he's ignorant of the fact that Philadelphia is most decidedly NOT a warm weather city and NOT a warm weather state? He probably doesn't even know Cosby grew up there and that every one of the Fat Albert routines was based around kids he knew from playing football in the streets?

Arnie, go down ten steps and cut left behind the black Chevy. Filbert, you run down to my house and wait in the living room. Cosby, you go down to 3rd Street, catch the J bus, have them open the door at 19th Street - I'll fake to you.
 
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As someone who is a few years older than Bob and grew up in the 80's I can tell you that it was a decade stacked with great cartoons IMO probably the best decade for cartoons and not just because it was the decade I was a kid but if compared to other's it's astounding how many absolute juggernauts there were and because of that it went in waves. Also, none of the later incarnations were ever as big as the OGs of the brands launched in the 80's.

The Big stuff was:

Early 80's It was He-Man, Smurfs, and Marvel/DC (Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, Hulk, and Superfriends which was still going strong even after a decade.). Star Wars as a brand was also very strong then but the cartoons sucked.

Mid 80's G.I. Joe, Transformers, & Voltron (Arguably the 3 biggest of the decade). I don't remember it being as big, but I also loved Robotech at this time.

Late 80's: TMNT, Thundercats, Real Ghostbusters, and the New Disney stuff Ducktales, Rescue Rangers, Talespin etc.

Early to Mid 90's: Newer WB Stuff Tiny Toons, Anamaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, Batman the Animated Series, Power Rangers, Captain Planet was pretty big, and then X-Men the Animated Series & Spider-Man the Animated I continued to watch the Marvel and DC stuff as Superman TAS, Batman Beyond and stuff continued into the 00's but by the mid 90's I checked out on most other cartoons as I was in my teens.

& This was the big stuff I can list at least 50 more cartoons from the 80's it was like I said stacked.

This is why Bob's belief Mario was king is sad and untrue I had an NES I had a Gameboy I watched the Super Mario Bros Super Show and Captain N and the Game Masters and Nintendo was huge in the gaming world but that was about it the Nintendo Cartoons weren't even as Big as Silverhawks, GoBots, or even C.O.P.S. and honestly it wasn't even the sole king of gaming because there was the Nintendo/Sega debate back then.

I have to agree the Bayformers did well because they were Michael Bay movies the two best movies to come out in the last 20 years were Bumblebee and Transformers One and Bay had nothing to do with either and they flopped.
 
I have to agree the Bayformers did well because they were Michael Bay movies the two best movies to come out in the last 20 years were Bumblebee and Transformers One and Bay had nothing to do with either and they flopped.
It didn't help that Transformers One had an absolutely abysmal trailer that put awful MCU-tier jokes front and center throughout, heavily implying that that was going to be the tone of the entire movie. Even worse was that one of those jokes was Bumblebee's "Badassatron" line, which was not going to get parents to want to take their kids to see it if they thought that it was going to be raunchy like Bayformers. So it looked too goofy for adults and too mature for kids, the worst of all worlds.

And that's unfortunate, because Cody said it's one of the best Transformers movies, if not the best. I didn't go see it myself specifically because of that initial trailer making me write it off, and I'm sure that's why a lot of other people did too, even beyond the fact that there's not a really huge Transformers fanbase to begin with. It's a shame that any sequels got canceled, because hearing how much he praised it and how much care they put into it (the mid-fight transformations in particular stand out), they really had something special there. Just goes to show how much bad marketing can really kill a project.

I really should get around to watching it sometime.
 
I have to agree the Bayformers did well because they were Michael Bay movies the two best movies to come out in the last 20 years were Bumblebee and Transformers One and Bay had nothing to do with either and they flopped.
Didn’t the box office for the Transformers franchise started to decline right after the third Bayformers movie? I remember seeing the forth one barely making a billion yet was the biggest hit of 2014, but The Las Knight lost money. After The Last Knight, the franchsie seemed to make smaller spin off films.
 
Didn’t the box office for the Transformers franchise started to decline right after the third Bayformers movie? I remember seeing the forth one barely making a billion yet was the biggest hit of 2014, but The Las Knight lost money. After The Last Knight, the franchsie seemed to make smaller spin off films.
They were starting to go down but making money Bumblebee and Transformers One made way less than even them.

My last rant about Transformers.

I'm going to compare Transformers G1 and G.I. Joe a Real American Hero.

The Death of Optimus Prime has become with time overblown there was blowback yes, some kids cried at the theater and yes it led to them resurrecting him and not killing Duke in the G.I. Joe Movie even though ironically Prime was killed because they were going to kill Duke. Both shows were made by Marvel Productions/Sunbow Productions, and the Joe team were going to kill Duke in their film and when the Transformers guys found out they decided to kill Prime off in their movie which came out first and the fallout led to the Joe team adding dialogue to say Duke went into a coma instead of dying. The only factor the film really played in the demise was moms didn't watch the cartoon it was something their kids watched in the background the film was more violent than the regular cartoon and this was to many parents the first time watching the series as they went with the kids and saw the movie and it turned them off.

Thing is though Season 3 of Transformers was as popular as Seasons 1 and 2 me and my friends weren't turning it off because Prime was gone, we still watched and bought the toys. What killed those shows were the same thing they were Syndicated First Run Series contracted for 90 something episodes each. The contracts were up. But the retroactive narrative is Prime's death killed the show.

G.I. Joe limped forward with a new company DIC and they're continuation of G.I. Joe was awful the animation was of a lower quality as was the writing and they even pussied out and turned the show from a Real American Hero to "International Hero". After that the next few shows GI Joe Extreme and Sigma 6 were okay at best there wasn't anything good until the animated film Resolute which is pretty fucking awesome and the show Renegades which was good and asked the question what if GI Joe was the A-Team, but it lasted only one season and nothing since.

Transformers didn't return after G1 until many years later with Beast Wars/Beast Machines which was really good new 3d Animation and good writing focusing on a small group of characters. Afterwards the Armada/Energon/Cybertron shows were ok, and Transformers Animated and Transformers Prime were pretty good but overall, the franchise has never captured the magic of the original series.
 
Didn’t the box office for the Transformers franchise started to decline right after the third Bayformers movie? I remember seeing the forth one barely making a billion yet was the biggest hit of 2014, but The Las Knight lost money. After The Last Knight, the franchsie seemed to make smaller spin off films.
The fourth movie's box office showed there was still enough of an audience from the first three that would continue to see Bayformers movies. Thing is, when a franchise goes downhill, it shows up in the following entry. Bayformers movies were never masterpieces of writing, but Transformers 4 was much worse than anything that came before it...outside of maybe 2, but even that was still carried by entertaining performances (for the most part; it's complicated). Between Marky Mark being the most Jersey Texan, the billionaire's daughter that can't act her way out of a paper bag, and the statutory rapist, not to mention Optimus being a complete asshole, the protagonists pretty much sucked across the board, which made the bad writing stick out all the more. And that's before getting into the other issues, like the previous cast basically disappearing entirely, the China pandering, the Dinobot bait-and-switch, and so on.

So while a lot of people did go see it because they liked the first three, they were definitely burned by it and not inclined to see another Bayformers. Thus, Transformers 5 underperformed significantly, and any future plans for more Bayformers sequels were scrapped...which is even more ironic in hindsight, because 5 was supposed to be the launching point for an entire Transformers cinematic universe, so who knows how many projects will never see the light of day. To think, we could've had a movie with Bumblebee in WW2...alas. (I'm only being partly sarcastic, I'm legitimately curious how the hell that would have worked out.)

But yeah, that's why they scaled things back afterwards. Bumblebee was going to be a prequel movie to the rest of the series, but it got retooled into a lower budget standalone film instead. Same with Rise of the Beasts, which is sort of a sequel to Bumblebee but not conclusively linked to the rest of the series. And considering their performance hasn't been great, not to mention One being an actual flop, who knows if they'll try doing much with the franchise in the future. Supposedly they're bringing Michael Bay back for another go, but it's hard to say if even that will result in another blockbuster.
 
The implications that people consciously choose to "be evil" like the act of being evil is the goal are hilarious.
Well the only other explanation is that Hollywood lied to him. And that can't be right.

This is why Bob's belief Mario was king is sad and untrue I had an NES I had a Gameboy I watched the Super Mario Bros Super Show and Captain N and the Game Masters and Nintendo was huge in the gaming world but that was about it the Nintendo Cartoons weren't even as Big as Silverhawks, GoBots, or even C.O.P.S. and honestly it wasn't even the sole king of gaming because there was the Nintendo/Sega debate back then.
He's always gone back and forth between whether Mario and Nintendo were the most popular thing to ever come out when he was a kid or this little indie thing no one had ever heard of except him because he's so special. But you're right, the Nintendo cartoons never reached those heights until Pokémon came around and eclipsed everything for a few short years.
 
Are you really surprised he's ignorant of the fact that Philadelphia is most decidedly NOT a warm weather city and NOT a warm weather state? He probably doesn't even know Cosby grew up there and that every one of the Fat Albert routines was based around kids he knew from playing football in the streets?
He may have been Vaguely aware of Fat Albert (the original Filmation Cartoon)? But I do not believe Bob ever listened to any of Bill Cosby's routines. He was too busy sperging over movies.

Arnie, go down ten steps and cut left behind the black Chevy. Filbert, you run down to my house and wait in the living room. Cosby, you go down to 3rd Street, catch the J bus, have them open the door at 19th Street - I'll fake to you.
Ah yes, Street Football. From I Started Out As A Child. Not to mention, the biggest mention of Fat Albert of all time, The Buck Buck routine from the Revenge album.

Come on out, FAT ALBERT. Fat Albert was the baddest buck-buck breaker in the world. And he loved to hear us call his name. Fat Albert weighed 2 thousand pounds.
I really should get around to watching it sometime.
you should! It's pretty great. For what it is, anyway. Better than Bayformers.
Transformers didn't return after G1 until many years later with Beast Wars/Beast Machines which was really good new 3d Animation and good writing focusing on a small group of characters. Afterwards the Armada/Energon/Cybertron shows were ok, and Transformers Animated and Transformers Prime were pretty good but overall, the franchise has never captured the magic of the original series.
before Beast Wars, in the early 90s they tried doing Generation 2 with new toys and repackaged G1 episodes. It was.... something, I guess? So that when they got to Beast Wars some kids had already seen G2.
 
08Mar#01
Bobby gets smug as Timothée Chalamet put his foot in his mouth (A&N).
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08Mar#02
Meanwhile Will Stancil gets even more attuned with Bobby, out of their common hate for Zack Snyder.
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08Mar#03
Bobby's fake review of Melania is a pun on "Melonia", a location in a Swedish cartoon.
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08Mar#05
Bobby's Gen-X nostalgia idol used AI (Archive of article). Bobby: What he used is something like deep fake! And it is different from job-stealing, dudebro evil Generative AI!
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If Bobby were consistent he should have point-blank said McFarlane should have hired a make-up artist.

08Mar#06
More on Firefly.
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08Mar#07
That Brie Larson girlboss trash will soon hit the big screen; I've been seeing trailers in train stations.
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08Mar#08
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Pitch it boy!

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Ghoulish as always, that's our Ollie!



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08Mar#12
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Why hasn't anyone pressed the button and removed jewdom? If there were such a button I'd be racing against millions of people to have the honor to push it.

08Mar#13
Another one bites the dust! Hurray!
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08Mar#01
Bobby gets smug as Timothée Chalamet put his foot in his mouth (A&N).
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Why does Bob hate the guy from Dune so much?
08Mar#05
Bobby's Gen-X nostalgia idol used AI (Archive of article). Bobby: What he used is something like deep fake! And it is different from job-stealing, dudebro evil Generative AI!
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If Bobby were consistent he should have point-blank said McFarlane should have hired a make-up artist.
Bob's just trying to stand up for one of the only famous New Englanders in the world.
The scene Bob was thinking about:
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American History X, a movie that asks extraordinarily difficult questions and makes a point of providing no easy answers, a film full of moral complexity and ethical riddles.

Bob, who almost certainly thought it was boring: "Thoroughly average." *piglike grunts as he messily devours four or five Happy Meals*

Ryan Lohner: "Really unforced error on your heckin messagerino, friendo!"
 
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