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WE ARE THE BOB. YOU WILL BE CONSUMED.Of all the species in the known Star Trek universe, Moviebob ab-so-fucking-lutely be a Borg.
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WE ARE THE BOB. YOU WILL BE CONSUMED.Of all the species in the known Star Trek universe, Moviebob ab-so-fucking-lutely be a Borg.
Sir that comparison deserves a
Why am I not surprised Fatty is sperging about burgers again.
"Books are racist because black people can't read."Also Bob: "IQ tests are racist because black people don't know what mittens are".
Bob probably forgot that part of the movie and only remembers the meme that kept getting circulated from that one scene.
it's even dumber than that. Apparently Black people don't know what Snow is, because they ONLY live where it doesn't snow, so they've never heard of nor seen mittens.Books are racist because black people can't read
As if blacks don't live above the south. That's so ludicrous that it falls apart when you look at population statistics of northern states.it's even dumber than that. Apparently Black people don't know what Snow is, because they ONLY live where it doesn't snow, so they've never heard of nor seen mittens.
Or, if they actually lived where it snowed, they were too poor to have mittens so they didn't even know what they are.
I am not even joking.
Didn't it snow in Florida this Year? if it were commiefronia I could understand the no snow comment.As if blacks don't live above the south. That's so ludicrous that it falls apart when you look at population statistics of northern states.
the king in yellow is the play that drives people to madness trying to finish it right? I get a similar feeling reading bob's tweets.Nice, Bob, now demonstrate to us how you don't know a fucking thing about Robert Chambers or The King in Yellow or the Hastur Mythos.
Limpwristed soycucks are baffled by the idea of a man sacrificing for a cause he believes in, no matter how small that sacrifice might be.
Here's my question, Bobby: why would you even need to speedrun Parallax? Why can't a Green Lantern movie just be, y'know, a Green Lantern movie? (He'd probably just point to the Ryan Reynolds GL as the reason why not, but that movie had plenty of production issues and executive meddling fucking with its potential.) Really, it sounds more to me like James Gunn hates Hal Jordan and wants him out of the way so that actual fans stop bugging him about it. And Bobby will be seal-clapping every step of the way.
The largest racial group by demographics in Milwaukee fucking Milwaukee is Black. Detroit is over 75 percent black and doesn't it show.As if blacks don't live above the south. That's so ludicrous that it falls apart when you look at population statistics of northern states.
Knowing David Ellison, I highly doubt he’d keep Gunn around. He’d probably see Gunn and DC Studios as redundant and axing them would help reduce the $79 billion debt they will get from Paramount buying WB. I can see this merger going the same way as Disney-Fox, where Disney folded a bunch of Fox’s redundant businesses and laid off a ton of people. Only this time it’s Paramount going to axe a ton of people and Gunn is probably high on their list. What’s ironic about this is that Paramount actually helped launched the MCU by distributing the first batch of MCU films only to flat out reject Marvel’s offer to have Paramount buy them out.Limpwristed soycucks are baffled by the idea of a man sacrificing for a cause he believes in, no matter how small that sacrifice might be.
Here's my question, Bobby: why would you even need to speedrun Parallax? Why can't a Green Lantern movie just be, y'know, a Green Lantern movie? (He'd probably just point to the Ryan Reynolds GL as the reason why not, but that movie had plenty of production issues and executive meddling fucking with its potential.) Really, it sounds more to me like James Gunn hates Hal Jordan and wants him out of the way so that actual fans stop bugging him about it. And Bobby will be seal-clapping every step of the way.
God, I hope the DCU gets axed just so Bobby whines about the bad guys winning again like he did when Gunn got fired. I mean, I'm also tired of capeshit so that's part of it too, but I do delight in schadenfreude.
It was intended to be the starting point for the DCEU, much like Marvel started with a lesser-known hero in Iron Man. But there were a variety of issues with production, most notably in the casting for Hal Jordan. The director wanted Bradley Cooper to star, but the studio execs didn't even offer the role to him and basically forced the director to take Ryan Reynolds instead. This led to tensions on the set, so it wasn't a pleasant shoot to begin with. The studio forced rewrites during shooting, then further meddling during the editing process ended up making the movie worse, not to mention the CGI suit that pretty much everyone mocked for looking terrible, partly due to an overworked VFX department (remind you of anything? *cough cough* Disney *cough*). As a result, the movie bombed, and WB changed their plans and used Man of Steel as their new launch point for the DCEU, banking on the more recognizable name and pretending that Green Lantern 2011 never happened, to the extent of the only GL reference being a single alien GL in a Justice League flashback.Knowing David Ellison, I highly doubt he’d keep Gunn around. He’d probably see Gunn and DC Studios as redundant and axing them would help reduce the $79 billion debt they will get from Paramount buying WB. I can see this merger going the same way as Disney-Fox, where Disney folded a bunch of Fox’s redundant businesses and laid off a ton of people. Only this time it’s Paramount going to axe a ton of people and Gunn is probably high on their list. What’s ironic about this is that Paramount actually helped launched the MCU by distributing the first batch of MCU films only to flat out reject Marvel’s offer to have Paramount buy them out.
Speaking of Green Lantern 2011, not to go off topic, but wasn’t that supposed to be DC’s attempt at launching a cinematic universe before it flopped and restarted with Man of Steel? I never knew about the issues that film had during production.
No, if Bob were in Trek, he would be Wesley Crusher's bottom.Didn't it snow in Florida this Year? if it were commiefronia I could understand the no snow comment.
the king in yellow is the play that drives people to madness trying to finish it right? I get a similar feeling reading bob's tweets.
with all the Trek comparisons I would have chosen Wesley Crusher given how much of a bitch bob is
You want to talk about sequels, Blobby...the anime industry will make sequels to shows that aired seven years ago that everybody forgot about and not a lot of people watched to begin with. You are not special and these things are not getting sequels because you are part of "the dominant culture".They're giving everything sequels these days, Bob. The millenials aren't special.
He’d be a background character at best.No, if Bob were in Trek, he would be Wesley Crusher's bottom.
Being a powerful woman who doesn't computer to the demands of the Vote Blue No Matter Who cult?[2026.03.06-01a] Kristi Noem was dismissed from Homeland Security (A&N), presumably due to how she answered to the Congress during the ICE business. She is supplanted by Markwayne Mullins, Senator of Oklahoma.
LOL. Be persecuted for what?
Huh?
[donkey braying][2026.03.06-03] Same old shit from AOC.
[donkey braying]
So? Moviebob claims "intelligentsia adjacency" just by (purportedly) being in the same bar at the same time as a random set of MIT students/personnel.