Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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So the US military is gonna use Kurds and Azeris as meat shields for their soldiers? That's what it's starting to sound like to me; it's not a half bad tactic for minimizing American loses so that the media doesn't lose their shit.
More like mercenary armies rather then meat shields. Remember, trump is playing a map game. The Kurds are the free company mercenaries and the Azeris are the grand legion. Gotta save our manpower pool for a more important battle with China.
 
We are absolutely going to provide them air cover, and besides the Azeris have a pretty ok sized airforce when you count their drones.
Sure, but it's obvious that they're still going to serve the function of protecting the more valuable US soldiers present who would be operating in the rear with the exception of some special operation(s).
 
im beginning to wonder if he MEANT to kill the damn ayatollah or if this was meant to be a big attack on his weapons,
holy shit I was right, even a broken clock, amiright?
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LMAO Trump got 5d chessed by an 86 year old muslim, now its all starting to make sense
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holyyyy fuck, Rubio why would you admit this dawg, you boss is busy tryna act like we did it on purpose
 
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Guys, we're totally going to win, the turks larping as descendants of Abraham told me so this morning, right after they sold our national secrets to Russia. 😂
 
Well, Osama is a big fan of Naruto and Detective Conan.
"Detective Conan, what is best in life?"

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"To solve serious crimes, prosecute the perpetrators, and sentence them to a lengthy stay in prison."
 
Let's recap the events of this war

> Iran gets felted

> Iran hits everyone everywhere

> Shipping insurer gtfo

> Oil tanks stuck in the Gulf

> Gulf closes

> $100 barrel for crude

> Eurofags and gooks now paying $100/ barrel for oil

> Eurofags begging for Russian oil

> USA unsactions Russian oil

> No one talking about ukraine's war anymore

> Russia makes a killing

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Correct, Iran is winning the war because its going to fuck the West up via energy starvation. Russia benefits twice over because the sanctions are coming down and the price of oil is skyrocketing. America is going to lose its fucking shit once the massively increased price of transporting cheap chinese shit start taking effect along with diesel spiking food costs back towards Biden levels of inflation. Iran expected their navy and airforce to get felted, it was a baked in plan which is why they shifted towards drone attacks years ago. Don't bother reading these Q-tard boomer turst the plan blogposts here, all you need to do is watch that oil chart as it spikes to know that Trump is going to get crucified domestically and the energy crunch will be breathtaking for Europe, they'll be lucky to avoid gas lines like the US during the 1970s.

These fucking retards are wargaming out scenarios using shadow armies of Kurds and surprise uprisings like they're in the fucking fuhrerbunker waiting for Steiner to save them.
 
>Government signals its demand for missiles is high
>Lockheed say supply is low and can't meet demand
>Lockheed can sell missiles for a high price to a government that has signalled it'll pay out the ass to acquire them
>US gov receives a portion of its own money back in taxes (corporate/income tax) and boosts the economy by increasing the value of Lockheed Martin by pumping them with billions of dollars

Doesn't this follow logically for anyone else? Feels like Nvidia/AMD did this tactic too and CPUs and graphics cards remain static in price despite their bloviating over shortages.
Unlike a GTX6090 or whatever the fuck they're making now, you have zero idea what the market history for a Hellfire or Javelin missile is. It's not like you can throw that shit in camelcamelcamel.com and go "AH HA! SEE! I told you the price was fixed!"
 
Those aren't cluster bombs, those are flare/chaff decoys to allow the warheads to survive interceptions.
Doesn't even make sense for a ballistic missile to have cluster ammo, you'd have MIRVs instead, but Iranian rockets are usually too small for them to be big enough instead of a single warhead.
US uses cluster munitions on its ATACMS, specifically to hit airfields, motor pools, and other large groupings of soft targets.

Clusters on ballistic missiles aren't a novel concept.

Doesn't US have some kinda turbo X-ray satellite imaging that can see underground structures?
Ground penetrating radar or some shit? I vaguely remember scientists using something like that for geology and archeology.
Might be a technique called SAR (lol), few years ago they made a lot of noise, giving Egyptian pyramid conspiracy retards new material in the process
I wouldn't be surprised if US (and possibly others) have technology for this. But that's all speculation on my part.
Yeah I'm just literally talking about the fact that it's hard to conceal the actual building phase of bunkers and tunnels from imaging satellite because of the evidence it leaves and the fact that because tunnels are a fixed position target, a satellite image series 12 hours to 30 days old is still valuable intel during analysis.
 
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Correct, Iran is winning the war because its going to fuck the West up via energy starvation. Russia benefits twice over because the sanctions are coming down and the price of oil is skyrocketing. America is going to lose its fucking shit once the massively increased price of transporting cheap chinese shit start taking effect along with diesel spiking food costs back towards Biden levels of inflation. Iran expected their navy and airforce to get felted, it was a baked in plan which is why they shifted towards drone attacks years ago. Don't bother reading these Q-tard boomer turst the plan blogposts here, all you need to do is watch that oil chart as it spikes to know that Trump is going to get crucified domestically and the energy crunch will be breathtaking for Europe, they'll be lucky to avoid gas lines like the US during the 1970s.

These fucking retards are wargaming out scenarios using shadow armies of Kurds and surprise uprisings like they're in the fucking fuhrerbunker waiting for Steiner to save them.
WTI crude is $25/bbl cheaper than it was in May 2022

Brent crude is $27/bbl cheaper than it was in June 2022

Gasoline is $1.30/gal cheaper than it was in May 2022

Natural gas is $1.29/MMBtu cheaper than it was in May 2022

As it did then, the price will go down again, you'll be left holding the retard bag like you undoubtedly were then as well
 
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Correct, Iran is winning the war because its going to fuck the West up via energy starvation. Russia benefits twice over because the sanctions are coming down and the price of oil is skyrocketing. America is going to lose its fucking shit once the massively increased price of transporting cheap chinese shit start taking effect along with diesel spiking food costs back towards Biden levels of inflation. Iran expected their navy and airforce to get felted, it was a baked in plan which is why they shifted towards drone attacks years ago. Don't bother reading these Q-tard boomer turst the plan blogposts here, all you need to do is watch that oil chart as it spikes to know that Trump is going to get crucified domestically and the energy crunch will be breathtaking for Europe, they'll be lucky to avoid gas lines like the US during the 1970s.

These fucking retards are wargaming out scenarios using shadow armies of Kurds and surprise uprisings like they're in the fucking fuhrerbunker waiting for Steiner to save them.
your trying to fuck up a worldview alot of these guys have to desperately defend to stay sane

alot of people needed this win to prove the US is still a military power and that all our failures were us "not trying hard enough" but every day this stretches on it gets worse and worse, buddy is casually unsanctioning the guy we sent ALMOST 200 BILLION IN MILITARY to defeat just to TRY and stabilize this shit.

look at the naming convention, its the same as his silly "midnight thunder" or whatever it was he called this one epic fury, it wasent SUPPOSED to kill the ayatollah cause it would cause this oil spike.

So not only was the a titanic fuckup militarily but now on a geopolitical level we are just screwed, we leave we look bad we stay we waste countless dollars and make the whole situation worse.

this is what happens when the tail starts to wag the dog
 
holy shit I was right, even a broken clock, amiright?
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LMAO Trump got 5d chessed by an 86 year old muslim, now its all starting to make sense
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holyyyy fuck, Rubio why would you admit this dawg, you boss is busy tryna act like we did it on purpose

Did you read the objectives list? Im pretty sure it does not mention regime change. Its heavily implied we want a regime change but not an actual objective.
 
holy shit I was right, even a broken clock, amiright?
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LMAO Trump got 5d chessed by an 86 year old muslim, now its all starting to make sense
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holyyyy fuck, Rubio why would you admit this dawg, you boss is busy tryna act like we did it on purpose
By far the lowest quality posts in this entire thread, you're shitting it up with inane ramblings based solely on random headlines that affirm your opinion, regardless of their veracity and context.
You keep bringing up shit that's been repeatedly clarified to you by other people, but either you can't read or your memory can only hold one post at a time.
Which is to say, please, stop being retarded.
 
Now see, I've understood that the oil companies had modified their operational refineries to take advantage of Sweet Light once we lost access to the Venezuelan oil as a primary source.
Light sweet needs a lot less work. Most refineries literally have a network for most hydrocarbon mixes. You can actually retrofit smaller refineries to process sweet crude fairly easily. You can process a sour crude plant for sweet, it’s not perfect but you’ll be producing product. You can’t do the reverse..
your right in theory but its one of those things that you need to have done first hand to appreciate

satellites dont shrink the earth, there is still just as much space everywhere, they can also stay in 1 position if you ask them to but thing is you need to know the position, other than that they have to stay "in orbit" so those are the options, 1 locked known location or to move you have to be in orbit.

do you see the problem? You cant "double back" and check slightly above or below the grid you just passed until you make another complete pass OR have another satellite come in behind you

this is where there becomes MASSIVE demand for satellite priority EVERYONE wants the prio beacuse their is a very finite amount of satelites period but especially of the high quality resolution ones with fast data uplinks.

So for the past 20 years you need to ask yourself how high on the priority list do you think combing the Zagros mountains looking for dirt piles that might have moved?

you get my point? Thats why satellites are so busted for ship tracking cause you usually have a pretty rough idea where they are and can target that grid, but if your just looking for landscape changes in the 14th largest country on earth you will be in for a headache and a angry email about improper equipment usage.
You are so damn exceptional. Nigga you know that satellites for mining exist right? We have drones that scan topography and that cross reference years of data. Let’s say it’s country that is fairly resource rich which Iran is and has contracts with a country like Russia that has a mining industry that followed industry trends.

I know people whose entire job it is to look for fucking sinkholes and mineshafts in Northern Canada you fucking dipshit. Please shit up the thread more or go look into what I told you so you have a panic attack.
 
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Correct, Iran is winning the war because its going to fuck the West up via energy starvation. Russia benefits twice over because the sanctions are coming down and the price of oil is skyrocketing. America is going to lose its fucking shit once the massively increased price of transporting cheap chinese shit start taking effect along with diesel spiking food costs back towards Biden levels of inflation. Iran expected their navy and airforce to get felted, it was a baked in plan which is why they shifted towards drone attacks years ago. Don't bother reading these Q-tard boomer turst the plan blogposts here, all you need to do is watch that oil chart as it spikes to know that Trump is going to get crucified domestically and the energy crunch will be breathtaking for Europe, they'll be lucky to avoid gas lines like the US during the 1970s.

These fucking retards are wargaming out scenarios using shadow armies of Kurds and surprise uprisings like they're in the fucking fuhrerbunker waiting for Steiner to save them.
Or trump is forcing eurofags to end Ukraine war in one fell swoop.
 
your trying to fuck up a worldview alot of these guys have to desperately defend to stay sane

alot of people needed this win to prove the US is still a military power and that all our failures were us "not trying hard enough" but every day this stretches on it gets worse and worse, buddy is casually unsanctioning the guy we sent ALMOST 200 BILLION IN MILITARY to defeat just to TRY and stabilize this shit.

look at the naming convention, its the same as his silly "midnight thunder" or whatever it was he called this one epic fury, it wasent SUPPOSED to kill the ayatollah cause it would cause this oil spike.

So not only was the a titanic fuckup militarily but now on a geopolitical level we are just screwed, we leave we look bad we stay we waste countless dollars and make the whole situation worse.

this is what happens when the tail starts to wag the dog
Heard all this before with muh Russian oil sanctions are going to annihilate the West by spiking oil and natural gas 4 years ago, retards saying the same things then they are now, same result will occur
 
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Correct, Iran is winning the war because its going to fuck the West up via energy starvation. Russia benefits twice over because the sanctions are coming down and the price of oil is skyrocketing. America is going to lose its fucking shit once the massively increased price of transporting cheap chinese shit start taking effect along with diesel spiking food costs back towards Biden levels of inflation. Iran expected their navy and airforce to get felted, it was a baked in plan which is why they shifted towards drone attacks years ago. Don't bother reading these Q-tard boomer turst the plan blogposts here, all you need to do is watch that oil chart as it spikes to know that Trump is going to get crucified domestically and the energy crunch will be breathtaking for Europe, they'll be lucky to avoid gas lines like the US during the 1970s.

These fucking retards are wargaming out scenarios using shadow armies of Kurds and surprise uprisings like they're in the fucking fuhrerbunker waiting for Steiner to save them.
Yes. This was always going to be an asymmetric war. It will come down to whether the US can hunt down Iranian missile launchers fast enough before the economy craps itself. I don't know why some people have such difficulties with grasping this fact. Neither the Americans, Israeli or Iranians are acting irrationally in this conflict.

holyyyy fuck, Rubio why would you admit this dawg, you boss is busy tryna act like we did it on purpose
Stud, I appreciate that you are making the effort to post and connect with each other articles and information that go against wartime narratives.
 
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