Ordinary sausage / Mr. Sausage - Internet sausage dad.

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The Lurky 1 said:
This count?https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfwZtJjfECc
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Weirdly normal considering several state fairs sell it.

For example, here's the Washington State Fair selling it:
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Wisconsin:
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And Texas:
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
That was nauseating. The grinder looks straight out of a horror film.

At least we finally understand how Mrs. Sausage stands him considering she found the combined smell of burnt sugar and beef tallow as good smelling.
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They Live sausage.

This really should have been cooked in a non-pan way.
 
I wonder how you format videos to display like that.
Expected a much more flashy will it blow, but I guess not.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
At least we finally understand how Mrs. Sausage stands him considering she found the combined smell of burnt sugar and beef tallow as good smelling.
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My headcanon is Mrs. Sausage is a haemonculus made from sausage ingredients and bound to his will. There's no way any self respecting woman would put up with his level of shenanigans especially after the surstromming incident.
 
SandyCat said:
My headcanon is Mrs. Sausage is a haemonculus made from sausage ingredients and bound to his will. There's no way any self respecting woman would put up with his level of shenanigans especially after the surstromming incident.
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So what you're saying is he assembled a new Mrs. Sausage (because the first one took the little links in the divorce and went back to Florida, leaving him in Chicago) from his various cooking shenanigans, like the chicken nugget hand and sausage hand, and the Adam & Eve mouth head.
 
SandyCat said:
My headcanon is Mrs. Sausage is a haemonculus made from sausage ingredients and bound to his will. There's no way any self respecting woman would put up with his level of shenanigans especially after the surstromming incident.
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The real Mrs. Sausage left a long time ago. She was tired of being called MRS SAUSAGE - she really did not like this. Ever since then, Mrs. Sausage has been Mr. sausage with nail polish, and a voice changer. He is completely psychotic. There is no Mrs. Sausage. She's figment of his imagination just like the Apple, Fermented Green Shark, and Doritos Dinosaur.
 
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