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cigint said:
Yes, I used a money order. The woman behind the USPS counter read "Lolcow LLC" and asked, "do you want to put a return address on this, in case it gets lost?"

Needless to say I got the fuck out of there.
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bro she's asking because you're sending money in the mail and it's normal to put a return address on it. jesus fucking christ nobody knows what lolcow llc is.
 
Null said:
limited-lifespan tokens
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I would like this idea, where the billpay ID isn't just an output of the account number, but the account number and nonce that increments after each recieved payment. This could have trouble if checks are missed or come out of order, like what's happened here.

Maybe the ability for the user to provide a string for salt so he can cycle the key as desired, making it the user's responsibility to manage the key and keep it straight with the checks if he wants to change it.
This would give the option to wipe out the account number used from KF after it hits thr forum.
 
will i be able to put something alongside my billpay ID
something like "account upgrade - {billpay number}" or does it HAVE to be just billpay ID?
 
Jotch said:
I would like this idea, where the billpay ID isn't just an output of the account number, but the account number and nonce that increments after each recieved payment. This could have trouble if checks are missed or come out of order, like what's happened here.

Maybe the ability for the user to provide a string for salt so he can cycle the key as desired, making it the user's responsibility to manage the key and keep it straight with the checks if he wants to change it.
This would give the option to wipe out the account number used from KF after it hits thr forum.
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yeah mate i'll just do a thing where a temporary UUID is generated and you send that as the memo instead and it gets purged from the database after.
 
Null said:
jesus fucking christ nobody knows what lolcow llc is
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Used to make a game out of finding the weirdest most rural post offices I could when I was on the road and had some spare bucks to send Josh's way. The kind that double as the village old-folks rec room during the day. They'd stare at you like a circus freak; but, old all that old Americana sure was cozy as fuck. About half of the clerks would openly speculate on what a Lolcow company might be up to, and I got everything from "They's got a corn maze there" to "Damn fine steaks!" to a sweet old lady who called me a saint for donating to "that petting zoo that works with all them retarded kids".
 
Null said:
yeah mate i'll just do a thing where a temporary UUID is generated and you send that as the memo instead and it gets purged from the database after.
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Sorry for writing it so convoluted, this is what the idea actually is.

- User optionally enters "fuckincheck0326" into a field the support page.
- Account number is updated to a new value that uses this value as a source of randomness.
- Newly generated number is provided on the check identically to the current flow.
- User is expected not to touch these values or settings until the check is processed.
- When the check is processed the user may opt to enter "@@april2026" into the field as in the first step, granting a new number to be used again.
- The user does not need to alter the value and can simply send a new check with the same number, but if the user enters a new value the old nunber is wiped out, and cannot be regenerated from the source code or any other records due to being sourced from user input.
 
Jotch said:
Sorry for writing it so convoluted, this is what the idea actually is.

- User optionally enters "fuckincheck0326" into a field the support page.
- Account number is updated to a new value that uses this value as a source of randomness.
- Newly generated number is provided on the check identically to the current flow.
- User is expected not to touch these values or settings until the check is processed.
- When the check is processed the user may opt to enter "@@april2026" into the field as in the first step, granting a new number to be used again.
- The user does not need to alter the value and can simply send a new check with the same number, but if the user enters a new value the old nunber is wiped out, and cannot be regenerated from the source code or any other records due to being sourced from user input.
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how does this have more value than a uuid

is this additional complexity a value added service
 
Null said:
how does this have more value than a uuid
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It can be overwritten at any time by the user, am I misunderstanding what a uuid is? That's what we have now, right? So my hope would be that it could be changed in a way that is less vulnerable to breaches.
 
Jotch said:
It can be overwritten at any time by the user, am I misunderstanding what a uuid is? That's what we have now, right? So my hope would be that it could be changed in a way that is less vulnerable to breaches.
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every time you pay

you get random token

after pay

token bye-bye

random
untraceable


can we have some fucking confidence in me for once
 
Null said:
every time you pay

you get random token

after pay

token bye-bye

random
untraceable


can we have some fucking confidence in me for once
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"He who presides over the community of wind-uppers should not therefore bitch when he is wound-up in turn."

...it loses a bit in translation, I admit.
 
Figured I'd pitch in $20, I was a huge cryptofag back during covid so I'll donate some Bitcoin since it's familiar to me.

>Set up Kraken Account
>Asks for SSN, Picture of my Loicense
>"Okay fine I guess"
>Buy $50 worth of Buttcoin
>1 Week hold

Damn I swear it wasn't this restrictive and dogshit a few years ago. I'll see y'all in a week I guess.
 
mikumikumikumiku said:
Figured I'd pitch in $20, I was a huge cryptofag back during covid so I'll donate some Bitcoin since it's familiar to me.

>Set up Kraken Account
>Asks for SSN, Picture of my Loicense
>"Okay fine I guess"
>Buy $50 worth of Buttcoin
>1 Week hold

Damn I swear it wasn't this restrictive and dogshit a few years ago. I'll see y'all in a week I guess.
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kycnot.me
 
Pepsi Man said:
If I wasn't in the middle of a move, I'd love to support monthly. Probably sometime in the summer when I'm settled in.
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It took me less than 10 minutes to set it up. I'm in a 130 year old house surrounded by the belongings of a dead man with 6 months of work ahead of me to make it habitable.


Get it done. Don't put it off. Get it done and forget about it.
 
Been a long time lurker here. Figured it's time to be a paypig. It ain't much but I set up my 20 sheckles bill pay thing. Hopefully it goes through. Thanks for the site Null. It's fun reading internet autism lore.
 
Null said:
every time you pay

you get random token

after pay

token bye-bye

random
untraceable


can we have some fucking confidence in me for once
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Can you tell these fagbags to go kill themselves and use crypto if they really give that much of a shit?

I don't want to have to change the damn reference every month. Nobody at my bank cares I'm a racist.
 
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