Supporting the Kiwi Farms - Options are cryptocurrency and check in the mail. Read this for how to do it.

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gotsdamn if that isn't the most accurate description of Kiwifarm, a Website I ever done seen
Yoobetcha. It was just so... fucking apt... I thought maybe I'd somehow blundered into the secret gossip den of a Beauty Parlor regular; but, no catty comments about my superkitschy ALF shirt that week on the farms, so I knew I was in the clear.
 
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My check should have gone out on Feb 13th and the money still hasn't left my account.

The worst part about all this is that I don't know If I'm specifically the retarded one or they are.
You're probably fine, checks are just slow. It took a full 25 days between my check supposedly going out from my bank and my T&H status showing up.

Whether the money gets take out of your account ahead of time or only when the check gets deposited really varies between different banks, so again, you should be fine.
 
I’m tech illiterate. Up until recently I thought Claude was some French guy helping out with the forum and was glad we had an ally.

I do not trust myself to buy and pay for something with bitcoin, so I was happy to hear about the EU bank account yesterday! Soon I too can become a True & Honest Fag 🥹
 
every time you pay

you get random token

after pay

token bye-bye

random
untraceable


can we have some fucking confidence in me for once
Can you tell these fagbags to go kill themselves and use crypto if they really give that much of a shit?

I don't want to have to change the damn reference every month. Nobody at my bank cares I'm a racist.
Same here, I don't want to have to change anything either. Also I would think changing the payee details each month could actually raise a red flag to the bank.

Josh, if you do end up implementing random tokens, can you make it optional? I'm perfectly fine with the current arrangement and the reference# never changing.
 
Needless to say I got the fuck out of there
Yeah dude. Cashiers working wagey slavey jobs definitely know about the farms and want your information to keep track of you. The feds likely have informed everyone at every Western Union too to be in the lookout for this. Our government is extremely competent and this is definitely happening. The low level black people who work at gubmit jobs for easy pay are only pretending to be dumb. It's smart you got out before they hit their button to alert the FBI to bust your ass.
If you really care that much then either pay with crypto or a postal money order purchased with cash
This is what I was about to say too. Some of yall taking paranoia to another level as if we're a forum posting X rated harmful material or some shit.
 
Our SEPA bank account has been approved. I will integrate it after my stream today.

EU/SEPA bank account holders will be able to instantly buy premium by entering our IBAN number into their bank app and sending €17.50 to the account with their bill pay id in the memo.
Is the IBAN number up and running my liege? I'd like to tithe my paltry europoor currency.
 
Yeah dude. Cashiers working wagey slavey jobs definitely know about the farms and want your information to keep track of you. The feds likely have informed everyone at every Western Union too to be in the lookout for this. Our government is extremely competent and this is definitely happening. The low level black people who work at gubmit jobs for easy pay are only pretending to be dumb. It's smart you got out before they hit their button to alert the FBI to bust your ass.
This nigger cignit is out here acting like he was mailing a package of meth to null. I like to think when he said he got out of there he did it screaming with his arms flailing in the air. :lol:
It's a money order. You didn't even need to be in the bank for that you could have just dropped it in a mailbox with no return address.
Some of these mother fuckers are too paranoid.
 
Yeah dude. Cashiers working wagey slavey jobs definitely know about the farms and want your information to keep track of you. The feds likely blahblablah
I thought I was pretty obviously humorously exaggerating, and the money order was both mailed and received totally normally. These days one literally can't post about e.g. being "over the moon" without some autist popping up with an angry delta-V and atmospheric drag analysis.

Needless to say I got the fuck out of there
I like to think when he said he got out of there he did it screaming with his arms flailing in the air. :lol:
Yeah that's a pretty humorous image that's been evoked there. Maybe that could be like a little bit of a clue.
 
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Our SEPA bank account has been approved. I will integrate it after my stream today.

EU/SEPA bank account holders will be able to instantly buy premium by entering our IBAN number into their bank app and sending €17.50 to the account with their bill pay id in the memo.

Americans can't have this because MasterCard/Visa bribe the government to make our lives worse.
Based, just say the word chief.
 
Yeah that's a pretty humorous image that's been evoked there. Maybe that could be like a little bit of a clue.
I hope you didn't even use the door, you just ran through the wall and left a silhouette like Roger rabbit :lol:
 
@Null, I was thinking some more about the Kiwis and their eggs.

We know the Kiwis are an effective means of eliciting support, but having them buried at the bottom of the page provides sub-optimal visibility. I posted before with some mock-ups for integrating them into space at the top of the page, but I've had a better idea.

Looking at the logo I noticed that in it's font the word KIWI has 7 nice flat points on top of it.

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And I also remembered you said that 600 supporters per month is really more of a minimum than a goal.

So here's my proposal. Keep the big Kiwis at the bottom, increase the number to 7 Kiwis, and then integrate them into the logo.

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Alternatively, if you really prefer 6 Kiwis, you can make the 6th Kiwi take up the last two pedestals together since they're spaced by the shape of the W and make it a bigger Kiwi to emphasize its significance.

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EDIT: Example images upgraded to HD
 
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Dear Mr Endearingly Bad At Advertising:

This should be announced during the next few MATIs, at the top of the Account Upgrades page (along with other features), and probably the Community Features page or banner. Everybody has been asking for this for ages, let them know UX nirvana could be theirs for a measly $20.
 
if you can't prove your account is yours by logging into it i cannot help you.
Didn't you confirm that a user was using multiple sock accounts to spam reactions by checking the IP addresses of the accounts, which matched? Couldn't that be used?
 
@Null, I was thinking some more about the Kiwis and their eggs.

We know the Kiwis are an effective means of eliciting support, but having them buried at the bottom of the page provides sub-optimal visibility. I posted before with some mock-ups for integrating them into space at the top of the page, but I've had a better idea.

Looking at the logo I noticed that in it's font the word KIWI has 7 nice flat points on top of it.

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And I also remembered you said that 600 supporters per month is really more of a minimum than a goal.

So here's my proposal. Keep the big Kiwis at the bottom, increase the number to 7 Kiwis, and then integrate them into the logo.

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Alternatively, if you really prefer 6 Kiwis, you can make the 6th Kiwi take up the last two pedestals together since they're spaced by the shape of the W and make it a bigger Kiwi to emphasize its significance.

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EDIT: Example images upgraded to HD
Don't shill too hard, keep it classy. NPR will do fund drives every three weeks but when Null says he needs to fill the defense fund, everybody finds a few hundred bucks to chip in. That doesn't happen if people feel pressured. I think the way he's doing it is correct.
 
Don't shill too hard, keep it classy. NPR will do fund drives every three weeks but when Null says he needs to fill the defense fund, everybody finds a few hundred bucks to chip in. That doesn't happen if people feel pressured. I think the way he's doing it is correct.
I don't think making the endearing Kiwis more visible than the bottom of the page is gonna make people feel pressured but ok.

Also this isnt about filling the defense fund its about keeping the website running.
 
Yeah dude. Cashiers working wagey slavey jobs definitely know about the farms and want your information to keep track of you. The feds likely have informed everyone at every Western Union too to be in the lookout for this. Our government is extremely competent and this is definitely happening. The low level black people who work at gubmit jobs for easy pay are only pretending to be dumb. It's smart you got out before they hit their button to alert the FBI to bust your ass.

This is what I was about to say too. Some of yall taking paranoia to another level as if we're a forum posting X rated harmful material or some shit.
i done seen it, seen it myself i done

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