Leylon Sneed
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On the contrary, Styx is like way more cogent here than normal because someone finally clocked him in the head to bring him back to his senses. You can tell because he took off the fucking pirate hat.This nigga stops his nose bleeding the same way someone would read a treasure map!
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How the fuck can a man go through life not knowing how stop a nosebleed with a tissue?
He wasn't bullied enough in school. Bullying is the moral thing to do, otherwise you get pirates with crippling anxiety. He doesn't even own a Cutlass.. car or sword!How the fuck can a man go through life not knowing how stop a nosebleed with a tissue?
Slop's up!
Nikki's Arrest Bodycam Footage: The Birth of ThythxHexthenHammerThixThixThix
Clips:
Nikki's Interview
Nikki-Interview.mp4
Officer Washburn said he'd been there several times, I guess that means there's been police visits to the house we don't know about.
Tarl's Interview
Tarl-Interview.mp4
Maybe I'm reading too much into his tone, but I don't think Officer Washburn likes our pirate friend very much.
Nikki Arrested
Nikki-Arrest.mp4
Officer Washburn Is Aware of the History
Aware-of-The-History.mp4
Nikki Crying
Some-Crying.mp4
Nikki Getting Locked Up
Nikki-Locked-Up.mp4
There's something inexplicably funny to me about the holding cells being 5 minutes from Tarl's house. Very convenient.
Mega link with the full video:
Local police never want someone to get away with a crime like that since it could lead to more people committing similar crimes. Same reason why cops will chase someone at 100mph through a schools zone: they don't want trashy people to think they can evade justice. Cops hate domestic violence incidents and the last thing they'd want is for more people to think they can get away with doing that sort of shit.Counterpoint: He almost committed a femicide because he's a violent armed psychopath who hates women.
Maybe next time his gun won't miss.
I think that's how the state of Vermont is going to look at this.
Wishful thinking, I know, and I apologize if I have the cases mixed up.
Slop's up!
Nikki's Arrest Bodycam Footage: The Birth of ThythxHexthenHammerThixThixThix
Clips:
Nikki's Interview
Nikki-Interview.mp4
Officer Washburn said he'd been there several times, I guess that means there's been police visits to the house we don't know about.
Tarl's Interview
Tarl-Interview.mp4
Maybe I'm reading too much into his tone, but I don't think Officer Washburn likes our pirate friend very much.
Nikki Arrested
Nikki-Arrest.mp4
Officer Washburn Is Aware of the History
Aware-of-The-History.mp4
Nikki Crying
Some-Crying.mp4
Nikki Getting Locked Up
Nikki-Locked-Up.mp4
There's something inexplicably funny to me about the holding cells being 5 minutes from Tarl's house. Very convenient.
Mega link with the full video:
Nah, liquor is his true love.But Sam is his true love
Not only that, there's a non-zero chance, (statistically) that's he's on his way to murder Sam right now.Local police never want someone to get away with a crime like that since it could lead to more people committing similar crimes.
I defer to the experience of @Laylithe was @Sekhmet666 in the right? Was her behaviors justified? Was the way she treated you acceptable? Is the reverse true?Jesus fuck, Nikki. There are people put in the iron bull that didn't whine this much. Even @Laylithe might be slightly below this level- but then again, she does abuse infants and bitch about missing cake pans, so I dunno. @Dizzyuntildeath
Not only that, there's a non-zero chance, (statistically) that's he's on his way to murder Sam right now.
That would be funny, but have you considered his crippling anxiety?Would Tarl consider fleeing to Mexico like Ethan Ralph?
He might be able to afford the tin roofed shack real estate like Ralph in Merida.
Being a fugitive keeps the statute of limitations current. You can't just "run down the clock." The statute of limitations only apply if you're available to answer to process.There is no reason why Styx can’t escape just by fleeing if it’s executed well. This isn’t a murder suspect, after all. If keeps low for a while he could run out the statute of limitations or start a new life elsewhere.
He obviously doesn't think she's dangerous. You don't let the suspect ride in front with you if you do. Especially these days. And she's pretty well-behaved, doesn't chimp out, etc. I sense he has a certain amount of sympathy even though he realizes he's dealing (maybe not for the first time) with a bunch of crazy retards.Officer Washburn Is Aware of the History
The abusive pothead just abides, ya know?He obviously doesn't think she's dangerous.
As domestics go, this is probably almost a relief. You aren't going to find a woman beaten into a coma every other week. Instead you find some crazy pothead who beat the shit out of a scrawny vampirate in a tricorner hat."Another domestic, huh? How many times you been out here, Washburn?"