🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Has Tarl ever talked about owning vinyl records?
As a Christian I don't listen to this stuff anymore, but that 1969 Coven album is pretty cool, it has a live ritual thing called "Satanic Mass at the end of side B. I'm skeptical Tarl knows the record though it's still kind of obscure. Those lyrics from their "Black Sabbath" have been recycled in heavy metal. Jinx Dawson can sing and was really hot back then!


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Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob Squarepants, and also played Patchy the Pirate in the early episodes, will turn 64 this March. I bet even he in his Patchy costume could beat the crap out of Tarl in a pretend Pirate cage match pay per view event. Wait. that might be an idea... nevermind I said that. I want the proceeds money for myself.......
 
Tom Penney, the voice of SpongeBob Squarepants, and also played Patchy the Pirate in the early episodes, will turn 64 this March. I bet even he in his Patchy costume could beat the crap out of Tarl in a pretend Pirate cage match pay per view event. Wait. that might be an idea... nevermind I said that. I want the proceeds money for myself.......
* Tom Kenny.
thank you!
I knew that was wrong, but not as a Spongebob watcher- he did voices on Mission Hill, and I was like "What? That's not right."
 
I thought about this for a moment seeing as I've lived abroad extensively, Styx's best chance of escape is probably Mexico unless he already entered Canada. If he has a visa to enter Russia (China too, but I remember him saying he'd prefer Russia) then he could probably fly from there to Turkey and then onwards to Russia.

Remaining in the US would be hard unless he has connections in the middle of bum fuck Wyoming to work on a ranch.

Russia has opened up more pathways for US citizens to get visas in the last few years. Some alternatives would either require a second passport which unless he has ancestral ties I don't know about (because he definitely doesn't have money) he won't have, or he could try for a first world Asian country/South East Asia since they don't perform background checks but he'd always be at risk of deportation and/or extradition.
 
I just looked it up and in Vermont you can post your own bail. Does he not have the money? Is he trying to get the funds together so that's why he's lying low right now? Why not just turn himself in and get it over with? I don't understand what the big deal is. If this was for the Louisiana charge I'd understand not wanting to be jailed with a bunch of violent niggers. Vermont jail seems like it'd be pretty mild in comparison.
 
I don't understand what the big deal is.
He's a wet-brained 40 year old retard larping as a pirate who has absolutely nothing to live for. At least he had some minor internet celebrity at some point which lead to a wonderful life in another country- which he pissed away to come live on concrete next to cat shit until he went on the lam. He's past crashing out on something that he could have readily and easily dealt with by just growing up past the age of 15, or even just accepted fate - but no, he just had to keep fucking digging that hole.
 
I just watched his last arrest footage, actually seeing him walking around the house dressed like that was surreal. Those cops are disciplined for not busting a gut seeing a shirtless, Ichabod Craine looking mf, wielding a machate, and full-on tricorner hat.
 
That's a negative on the extradition hearing. NY doesn't allow for video even for state matters. The paperwork should all be available, and maybe there's a kiwi local who can attend in person if there's enough heads-up. There should be bodycam for all of his arrests, and his charges against Nikki if someone other than @Stinkum wants to request it.
I am very close to where the hearing would take place.....i also have a pen and paper
Wouldn't an untreated broken tooth be incredibly painful, especially when eating?
This could be his long con free dental work in jail
 
I agree he got lucky with Tarl being in the right place at the right time. But even back then Tarl would constantly push alternative platforms (Bitchute, Rumble, Gabe, the list goes on).

Maybe he thought he would could become the biggest one there if he got in early, but I think now that hes cracked he really sees himself as the edgiest of the edge-lords.

He hes been edge-lord posting all day this is just an example.
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He really thinks hes the pinnacle of not allowed opinion boy stuck in 2006 when anti christian was taboo.
That was when he started getting questionable for me. All in on alternate media was his first 'wrong call' in my eyes. It was all downhill from there.
 
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