📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[SofondaCox]

I do think straight men can like TIMs though.

Don't crucify me, i have data backing me. According to pornhub, in 2025, their second most watched category worldwide was transgender.

We know most of people who watch porn are men. So, if we assume only gay and bi men watch tranny porn, it means that gay and bi men watch porn much, much more than their straight counterparts. I doubt this is true, so it means straight men must watch tranny porn too. Now, you may say watching tranny porn as a man automatically disqualifies you from being straight, but i digress.

What do you guys think?

A man who engages with other men sexually cannot be a straight man. They are in direct conflict with each other. Also, people will watch taboo porn and never ever pursue these bizarre fantasies in their real lives, perhaps because they are wise enough to know that no fantasy can ever be transitioned into reality with all its excitement and wonder intact. It is not possible, and to think otherwise is to be laughably gullible, I hope you in particular understand that.

 

[Eva Braun]

Is she not aware that it is customary for men in this situation to pull the waist bands of their pants together and chant "Samey! Samey! Samey! Panty besty!"?

I believe the appropriate masculine response is: "Omg yasss queen we‘re matching. So cunty. Do you want to have gay sex right now?"

To pooners, yes. They’ve fully internalized “you get to dictate how other people perceive you” so if they say they’re stealth how could someone possibly think otherwise? It’s not up to other people how they perceive her anyway, she says she’s a man therefore they HAVE to think she’s a man.

“No one has a right to see me as anything but a man. Therefore I am stealth.”

I think it’s so funny when pooners call themselves stealth/passing and then get mad when someone misgenders them. Somehow real men never have this problem.

 

[swug2]

I believe the appropriate masculine response is: "Omg yasss queen we‘re matching. So cunty. Do you want to have gay sex right now?"


I think it’s so funny when pooners call themselves stealth/passing and then get mad when someone misgenders them. Somehow real men never have this problem.

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If I worked here I'd still call them a he.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

I think it’s so funny when pooners call themselves stealth/passing and then get mad when someone misgenders them. Somehow real men never have this problem.

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He says "funniest fucking shit", but you know he is like this


And obviously only a troon would claim to be called "Jinx".

 

[Waffle Iron]

50 bucks it named itself after jinx from league of legends. For some reason internet weirdos love this mentally unstable dangerhair. Tranny screening questionnaires should add "who do you want to skinwalk as" to the list of questions. Maybe people get it through their skull these people are mentally ill if half of the responses are "a bimbo whore" and the other half are "some cartoon character".

Spoiler: official splash art of the character

 

[Syikeblade]

Hopefully this turns into a future L



A ftm has been friends with a bi sexual woman for a few months and may have developed feelings for each other. However she doesn't know she's trans...yet.

Spoiler: She doesn't know I'm trans

I am in love - and now I have to tell her I'm trans self.ftm
submitted 9 hours ago by Technical-Sleep-2792
Hello,
I don't normally post on reddit but I feel like you guys will understand what I'm going through.
I'm a 31 ftm, 7 years on T. Had a long term gf of 4 years and we broke up. Was very much in the phase of I'll never find love again.
And then I met a girl at work a while ago and the chemistry and friendship was effortless. We laughed for hours, had deep chats and just loved being around each other. Would stay late to chat for hours etc.
This, obviously, did not just stay friends and blew up about two weeks ago into a romantic type thing, with us now both saying how crazy we are about each other, and never felt like this before, spending every day together outside of work
Except. She doesn't know that I'm trans. I have kissed her alot which I shouldn't have done, without telling her. I hold my hands up to that, but I'm sure many of you can empathise with how good it is to just be a guy falling for a girl, not a trans guy for once.
She has never slept with a girl before, but she has wanted to and she has expressed attraction to women.
I am terrified of telling this girl and I just don't want to. I don't want to lose this thing that could be great because I don't have a penis. And then we come back to how I'd trade everything to have a penis, which is my normal dysphoria thoughts.
I'm not really asking reddit anything, just shouting into a void
But God, I'm so into this girl and I hate that I'm trans

And to no one's surprise there is a bit of an debate on whether she should tell her potentially bi girlfriend she's trans.

Spoiler

perpetual_in_motion [score hidden] 9 hours ago
If she doesn’t accept you then she’s not the one. You deserve someone that loves you for who you are, not despite it.

[–]ImpressiveTeabags [score hidden] 6 hours ago
FACTS

[–]justpassingby--- [score hidden] 3 hours ago
This. And that’s why op should tell her sooner than later. It’s better to know now if this is a problem for her or not, for op’s sake really.


Last-Laugh7928- he/him | transmasc lesbian | 8/21/21 [score hidden] 7 hours ago
some of these comments are strange. anyway, i really empathize with you. i've never experienced that, but i'm sure it feels like a fantasy you don't want to end. you already know what you need to do and i'm sure you'll do it, so you don't need my advice. good luck, i hope it works out!

[–]DadJoke2077- He/Him | T: 27.02.25 | Pre Op [score hidden] 4 hours ago
Same. Some comments have a strong internalized transphobia vibes, like you’re not a liar or doing something harmful just because you don’t immediately disclose that you’re trans. People need to chill out lol



Avasiaxx [score hidden] 9 hours ago
As someone that wasn’t told for a year, please do her a courtesy and tell her. Still with my partner despite but it was super fucking hard.

[–]Technical-Sleep-2792 [score hidden] 9 hours ago
A year!!!! I'm going to tell her obviously, but that's insane. I'm sorry. I'd never do that to someone

[–]samGeewiz- User Flair [score hidden] 8 hours ago
Not really trying to like throw salt in the wound, But you haven’t said how long it’s been since you haven’t told her. I don’t feel like you’re in the position to judge other people’s decisions and lengths of time either… just tell her.

[–]halfstoned [score hidden] 8 hours ago
A year versus 2 weeks is nothing

[–]Technical-Sleep-2792 [score hidden] 8 hours ago
Ah sorry I really didn't mean to come off judgementally at all!!! Really didn't mean that. Its been only a week and a half since it turned romantic rather than friends I'm sorry again

[–]samGeewiz- User Flair [score hidden] 8 hours ago
How long have you been friends?

[–]Technical-Sleep-2792 [score hidden] 8 hours ago
4 months, the friendship has been equally as intense as this new romantic conversion bit

[–]samGeewiz- User Flair [score hidden] 8 hours ago
Sure. And I guess that’s kind of why the comment - I haven’t said anything for 1.5 weeks, doesn’t apply in the same way.

[–]Chezburgah [score hidden] 8 hours ago
huh? ur not required to tell ur friends ur trans. they’ve not even been romantically involved for 2 weeks yet. it’s rlly not that serious

[–]samGeewiz- User Flair [score hidden] 7 hours ago
Absolutely, you’re not required to tell friends. But is the person going to see it as 1.5 weeks or 4 months and change?

[–]Individual_Occasion6 [score hidden] 5 hours ago
Man chill out

continue this thread
[–]bluespice69 [score hidden] 5 hours ago
You're coming across as really bitter, you should unpack that in therapy. Clearly your partner not telling you for a year is still having lingering affects.

continue this thread
[–]Chezburgah [score hidden] 3 hours ago
lmao ur so committed to this


wavefinderkai [score hidden] 9 hours ago
Tough situation to be in, I can imagine. I would say to be upfront about things sooner rather than later, as you both seem to be investing more emotionally in each other. Ultimately tho, if she’s the one for you she’ll accept ALL of you and being trans wouldn’t be a dealbreaker. Coming out will inform you whether it’s worth it pursuing things further. Finding love like this genuinely scares me as a trans man the more I pass too. I just know I’d want someone to love me in spite of that or else they’d unfortunately not be the person for me.

[–]Technical-Sleep-2792 [score hidden] 9 hours ago
I know and I agree with you, but we can't help that personal preferences will come into it. And I just don't want to lose someone who I really believe is my person, because I'm missing 6 inches between my legs. Thank you for the words, I appreciate them and I wish you the best too



S3R4PH11M [score hidden] 8 hours ago
I don't think kissing someone while they don't know your trans is an issue even. No one is entitled to know what your sex organs look like. And no one is entitled to know your a minority. That puts you in a vulnerable position that could end with you being hurt.
If she has a poor reaction or thinks shes entitled to that. That'll tell you her real character.

[–]JustAGuy_2002 [score hidden] 5 hours ago
As a trans person, I honestly disagree. Kissing is a form of intimacy, and if they’re both attracted to each other and in love, that implies that they want to pursue a relationship. Relationships generally are pursued with the intent of finding a long term partner, and in (probably) most cases, having children. Especially at that age, people are looking for something long term.
This could be viewed as leading her on, and I would not blame her for thinking that when she finds out.
I do not think OP is a bad person, but I do think he should tell her as soon as physically possible so she can decide whether this is a relationship she is interested in pursuing or not

[–]aspentreesarecool- T28/10/21 | TS 25/04/23 [score hidden] 55 minutes ago
My one problem with this take is, would you expect a cis person to disclose that they're infertile after a single kiss? Would you expect a cis person who has had to have genital reconstruction surgery to do the same? Obviously in the latter case it's probably important before sexual contact, but I would never consider someone to have led me on for not telling me that, but maybe I'm in the minority here.

[–]S3R4PH11M [score hidden] 5 hours ago
I think this is a little tone death with whats currently happening in the world and could potentially harm someone. No, you don't have to tell someone something that could make you end up dead or worse, being forcibly de-transitioned. Ur free to have your opinions but you should bring up the danger of that when giving people advice. Not everyone is fully aware of whats happening

[–]samGeewiz- User Flair [score hidden] 3 hours ago
No one has to tell anyone as much as no one needs to pursue to a sexual dynamic. I think there’s a solid argument that if there’s a possibility of danger that telling the person one is pursing of serious repercussions, it’s probably not someone to pursue. For me, not telling someone crosses a boundary with consent.

[–]dogsinthepool [score hidden] 4 hours ago
i agree with you but i did get a comment removed on here recently for telling someone they should tell the person they’ve been dating that they’re trans, is weirdly a very unpopular opinion here

[–]JustAGuy_2002 [score hidden] 4 hours ago
Huh, that’s strange. To me, it’s common decency. That, and starting a potential relationship without telling them the full truth about yourself sets the precedent for more lies down the line.
Again, not an attack on OP especially since he’s said he’s going to tell her - more of a general comment on the importance of honesty in a relationship

The fact that her friend told her that she's also into women kind of implies that she might already know. At least the ftm isn't going after straight women.

http://archive.today/leju0

 

[Firby Nurbs]

a totally real story with a totally real reaction any woman would give for sure and not some twisted fantasy in a man's head at all

 

[Best Dio Dindu Nuffin]

Ersatz elevator: during a brief ride on a crowded lift, a TiM believes that the artifice of his feminine presentation is good enough for him to feel "pretty stealth" up until a father with a troop of tykes in tow openly identifies OP as male - and then has the audacity not to quiver when the troon attempts to bring him to heel. Onlookers in the space around them refuse to get involved in this spat between the two of them, leaving OP to sob helplessly as he learns that nobody gives a shit about offending trannies anymore.

Every. Single. Time.

 

[keke]

queer obsessed people are nowadays

That’s the point I was making. It’s generational. Older women are the ones who realise they’re homosexual later in life. I doubt gen z will have that to the same degree.

But then can anyone really know if they're lesbians?

Because they get into a relationship with a woman and like it better.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Here's a troon issue I hadn't considered ...


Reddit -- Archive

as the title asks, i’m just curious cause i know voice training can make my voice sound feminine but is there a way to change how my inner voice sounds? does enough voice training make it sound more fem?

One (very helpful) comment so far.

Your mental space does not have physical constraints. You can do it right now, you just have to give yourself permission to do so. Which can be hard. In some cases, it can be an obstacle if you're not able to achieve the voice you want in the physical space. But honestly, it's probably easier to achieve that physical change if you allow yourself to use a different voice in your mental space. That's part of how I did it, at least.

 

[Cozy Crouton]

Here's a troon issue I hadn't considered ...

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Reddit -- Archive

One (very helpful) comment so far.

I think this is an imagination difference, probably tied to visual imagination. I'm a full apple rotator and I can do mental voices extremely well, to the point where I once got my friend's voice stuck in my head as my inner narrator for a few days just to see if I could trick myself into doing that. Everyone I know who can do it is extremely good at the apple test, as well. Purely anecdotal, I know.

Now, some have speculated aphantasia is linked to NPChood, and there are strong indicators it might correlate to general IQ, and indeed many redditors struggle with it, but I'm not going to speculate on that. I'm just going to say that it would be extremely fitting if a tranny was unable to picture complex images in their mind, and hence they instead decided to mutilate themselves with surgery and hormones instead of just using their fucking imagination to picture themselves in a dress.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I think this is an imagination difference, probably tied to visual imagination. I'm a full apple rotator and I can do mental voices extremely well, to the point where I once got my friend's voice stuck in my head as my inner narrator for a few days just to see if I could trick myself into doing that. Everyone I know who can do it is extremely good at the apple test, as well. Purely anecdotal, I know.

Now, some have speculated aphantasia is linked to NPChood, and there are strong indicators it might correlate to general IQ, and indeed many redditors struggle with it, but I'm not going to speculate on that. I'm just going to say that it would be extremely fitting if a tranny was unable to picture complex images in their mind, and hence they instead decided to mutilate themselves with surgery and hormones instead of just using their fucking imagination to picture themselves in a dress.

Maybe not the place to ask this, but… y’all actually hear your voice in your head when you think? I can, but it’s not the default.

 

[Cozy Crouton]

Maybe not the place to ask this, but… y’all actually hear your voice in your head when you think? I can, but it’s not the default.

Extremely commonly. I'm hearing it as I type this. Often when I write a sentence I'll be saying it mentally as I type it, just to check if it sounds fucked up or if it's appropriately conversational while still getting the point across. Fun fact: for that sentence I initially wrote "I'll be saying it aloud" instinctively, because I don't meaningfully distinguish saying something mentally and saying things verbally, since it's the same voice regardless.

I might be a retard and an outlier, though. I don't usually get as far as asking about mental processes like that, so who knows if that part is common.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Yet another form of transphobia.

I big thing that im worried about with coming put to my mom is that she’ll be transphobic towards me for “not being enough of a girl”. I like dressing more masculine and enjoy typically masculine hobbies and Tis isn’t an issue because clothes and hobbies shouldn’t be gendered but im worried that my mom will see me acting the same way and will demean me for going through all this effort to transition but not actually fit into the conservative standards of woman

Got that?
He likes to dress and act masculine, but that doesn't mean he's not a woman.
Mom just doesn't get that and gives him a hard time.

Top comment nails it down,

Nah, people are just transphobic no matter what you do ...

Mom ==>

People ==>

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

6 months ago, I shared a post from a MTF whose sister and brother-in-law denied him access to their young children due to his troonatic behavior. Well, now TheshizAlt is back to let us know that it's not just his sister he's been alienating with his degeneracy, but his religious father, too!

"Something happened in utero that made [him] come out in the wrong body" and the something that happened was his dad made a healthy sperm cell with a Y chromosome lol. He was male from the moment he existed. There is no possible timeline where he was born with Swyer syndrome or whatever the fuck he wishes happened in utero, because the sperm cell that provided half his DNA had the correct SRY gene to start with. His mom's uterus didn't make him male; his own genetic material did.

I hate how these people attempt to conflate their mental illness with actual physical disabilities. It's like someone with Munchausen's being jealous of someone born missing their limbs and pretending they have the same illness. No, bitch, you were born physically healthy and you should be grateful. If you believe in God, you should be thanking him, not complaining that you weren't born disabled. It sucks that you have a mental issue (assuming that's actually the problem and it's not just porn addiction), but pretending you're the same as someone with a physical disorder is a symptom of that mental illness.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Maybe not the place to ask this, but… y’all actually hear your voice in your head when you think? I can, but it’s not the default.

Yes? I talk to my self in my head all the time, when I type I hear the words I type in my head. The ritalin I took once removed them and it was really freaky. Like my personality was gone.

He likes to dress and act masculine, but that doesn't mean he's not a woman.

I don't get these. They don't even seem to care for the cummies, they just want to say they're a woman, as they continue living a normal life.

 

[Kiislova]

The ritalin I took once removed them and it was really freaky. Like my personality was gone.

Huh, is that what the people without inner dialogue are? The infamous NPCs among us?

 

[Firby Nurbs]

women men are the superior creature on this planet

 

[Julie Newmar]

Huh, is that what the people without inner dialogue are? The infamous NPCs among us?

Yeah, I don’t get that part. There’s still words and monologue happening in my head, just not audible in the same way that getting a song stuck or remembering speech is, and it’s not in a “voice” that sounds like my speaking voice. Maybe it’s a semantic thing. Huh. Sorry, I’m done shutting up the thread now.

 

[Firby Nurbs]

stop transfobya so these men can keep gooing