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[Candidate No 7]

Is she not aware that it is customary for men in this situation to pull the waist bands of their pants together and chant "Samey! Samey! Samey! Panty besty!"?

 

[AskMeAnything]

Is she not aware that it is customary for men in this situation to pull the waist bands of their pants together and chant "Samey! Samey! Samey! Panty besty!"?

In my day we just did wedgies.

Another fun game we played was four lads grabbing a chair leg each
and whoever was sitting in said chair, was thrown out the window (ground floor)

 

[Stan]

In my day we just did wedgies.

Another fun game we played was four lads grabbing a chair leg each
and whoever was sitting in said chair, was thrown out the window (ground floor)

That didn’t end how I thought it might

 

[Chandelier]

What an odd thing to say.

Spoiler: You can't kill pedos because they might kill you!

Resident lawyer comes in and pulls the usual, "you can't kill pedophiles because kids will be groomed into thinking they might be next" argument, as if pedos don't do that already.

They always assume the kid is just going to be in love with their abuser vs being traumatized.

This person outright says it:


Pedos can already threaten murder. Why would the death penalty dissuade them?

Very weird how troons (and pooners like Tom/Mouse) always use this argument while insisting trans people aren't pedophiles.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Insecure over the mutagenic ooze she leaves wherever she goes, a slimy little snail-woman seeks reassurance from her fellow slugs that her swamp-assery is totally heccin' valid and masculine. Another stunning entry in my upcoming book, which has the working title of "Troons 'n' Poons are gross, unhygienic and biohazardous." Reserve your copy from Barnes & Noble today!
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Chair wet spot. This happens to cis guys too, right? ​

Anyone notice a ‘wet spot’ on their chairs where their bits were, after starting T? It shows up after I sit on plastic chairs, even sometimes after only sitting for like 10 minutes. I like to think it is just increased sweat from T and that this happens to cis guys too, but dysphoria has me second guessing that maybe the mancave is contributing a little. It would make me feel better to know if others get this too, and that I don’t have to stop sitting in plastic chairs in public or something
edit: these comments are sending me and the butt-scoot is amazing. thanks for making me feel better about the subject

An underweight pooner is puzzled as to why her body is going haywire after 1) starting to abuse testosterone and 2) getting a hysterectomy. What do we think, Kiwis? Is she truly a medical mystery, or is she simply suffering from the very expected results of forcing herself into early-onset menopause?
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I am a medical mystery when it comes to T effects and I am devastated.​

Title. I got on T 4 years ago, gel. Progress was slow, but it was happening! I started passing about 2 years on it. About that time, my facial hair started growing in a ton, body hair got a ton thicker, all that, though I literally already saw effects two days in (body scent, bottom growth). Then, a bit after 2 years, I started getting weird symptoms. My body hair started falling out. Panic attacks, hot flashes. I had a hysto in 2023.
Turns out my T was a tiny bit too high.
So we lowered it. Body hair started coming back in, yay! For like a month. Until it did the same thing. Body hair started falling out, facial hair, eyebrows. I essentially stopped passing due to it and this is where I am now. Body hair is not getting thicker and it never did afterwards. I only pass due to using minox so it thickened my eyebrows and gave me SOME facial hair even if it’s just a puberty stache. My facial hair went from decent coverage and well on its way to scruff, to barely even a puberty stache. Basically invisible. Now it’s at a thicker puberty stache plus some cheek and jaw coverage but extremely sparse. After being almost a year on minox too…
I am extremely depressed. I have been having no more T effects while everyone else is growing good facial hair and all this long on T - including my friends. Like I said, no more T effects for me after that even though *I already had so much more*.
My endo has NO answers. My T is in range. Everything is in range! We don’t know!
Has anyone had the same thing happen to them?? Or knows what the hell to do?
Also, I am from Europe so injections are not available. Only thing available is Nebido which I already tried but it released all the testosterone at once and after that my body was essentially hormoneless until I put gel on again due to hysto. So it doesn’t work.
Edit: so some people have suggested it might be my super high SHBG: I’ve been underweight my entire life and even when I had super good T results it was very high, and also at that point my T was 36,6 nmol/L which is technically too high, plus my SHBG was at 101 I think, all while having super masculinising results at that time…? last time now it was 77, before that it was 65, so it’s around in this range. However, I did also get to 3 kg under regular weight back then, versus at 10 kg under regular weight rn. So maybe my weight actually had to do with it?

A li'l dood has a big meltdown when she's barred from transition due to her autism, which probably reaffirms the clinician's choice in not giving her angry man-juice to make her angrier and manlier. And can you believe this happened in Sweden of all places? Is nature finally healing? Are we gonna make it, guys?
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Just got dropped by my gender clinic​

TLDR: Transphobic lady at the gender clinic kicked me out cause I'm to young (22) and thinks my discomfort in my own body is due to autism. Any advice is appreciated
Apparently at my ripe age of 22 I'm to young to fully know if I'm trans and have to wait until I turn 25 or even 30. This is the state of Sweden in 2026 folks. I had met this lady a grand total of one time after being on a waitlist for 3,5 years, but apparently that was enough for me to be thrown out. According to her I have too many "riskfactor" such as: being depressed (mostly tied to disphoria), me being bullied in school between grade 7 and grade 9, having autism (even though I fully believe that I got misdiagnosed and have expressed it to them), me trying to off myself over 5 years ago and me not coming out as trans until I was 16-17.
They blamed my "autism" on me not feeling comfortable in my own skin and they basically said they wouldn't help me untill I felt comfortable in this body, the woman body I'm desperately trying to escape. The fact that a went to Thailand and got my tits removed apparently wasn't enough prof that I'm trans. I also got misgendered twice during this visit when she talked to the doctor, who was also present, and when I called her out on it she blamed it on being late (it was freaking 3:30 PM) and she was tired, like wtf there is no excuse when you work with trans people for a living. Then she instead referred to me as "the patient" like how hard is it for you to just call me "he". She also once had a meeting with my dad and brother prior to this and my brother noticed that she only referred to me as my name never as he or him. She's also fully Swedish so it can't be blamed on a language barrier. She's also extremely rude in general, both in person and over messages.
I was also too unstable and emotional according to the people at the gender clinic, like yeah my whole world just came crashing down on me how tf do you think I feel right now.
They referred me back to the psychiatric clinic in my town that I left when I was 20 due to negligence and incompetent staff and if I'm lucky they will provide a reference letter for me to be allowed back at the gender clinic in a couple of years.
I'm so jealous of everyone here getting testosterone left and right and I'm stuck in this hellscape. I have legally changed my name, my gender, had top surgery and verbally expressed that I'm trans. What more do they need from me?! I just want to feel ok is that so much to ask for. If anyone know how to get testosterone in any other way or have any advice, please let me know, I'm desperate.

At the tender age of only 23, a troon has already suffered from deep vein thrombosis following hospitalization due to pneumonia, and now his doctors are begging him to discontinue HRT lest he risk further clotting issues. "(i) feel my life at risk here," he writes, not realizing that the way to prevent suicide is simply to not fucking kill yourself, which is something one often has far more power over than, say, blood clots.
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HRT after DVT please help me​

Hello, I’m asking for information from anyone who has gone through this / know someone who has gone through this.
I’m a 23 MTF, I have been in hrt since I was 17. 2.5 weeks ago I was admitted into the hospital for pneumonia, I’m mostly better from that now. I was let go home (with oxygen) after 4 days, I was in bed for a week or so here. Suddenly on day 4-5 being home, I woke up to a pain in my leg, doctors found it was a DVT.
I went to see my hematologist, she said I was fine to continue hrt and possibly would need to take anticoagulants after finishing the current DVT treatment.
3 days ago, we went to see an angiologist as advised by the hematologist (she wanted us to see another one cause she didn’t like the ones in the hospital but he won’t have an appointment until Monday, which we are going to now too).
This angiologist plain told me he wanted me off hrt forever or I would die. He is blaming hrt to be the cause, while others say it’s the pneumonia plus being stuck in bed or that we simply can’t know. I also think he has never treated a trans woman’s case before.
I’m the most scared I have been in my life, since without hrt I wouldn’t have lived this long, and i feel my life at risk here. We are waiting for the other angiologist we were recommended but please I beg, if you or someone you know went through something similar, please let me know so I can advocate for myself, know of people who have gone through this and what they did and know what to say, please

To the surprise of no one, a tranny is - literally - full of shit. Don't these people ever think to ask their pharmacists about the medications they take, or is it some sort of requirement of the pronoun people to be a complete and total dumbass about how their bodies work? A stupid question, I know, but man, you read thousands of these stories and just wonder when they're ever going to learn.
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this constipation is no joke​

oh man. constipation felt like something that was becoming increasingly more frequent before i started hrt because i was so obsessed with weight loss and keeping water weight down, but after actually starting hrt...oh man. it almost feels like a 50/50 chance every time i use the bathroom now. the last time i was constipated was probably the worst it had ever been, with the stool coming out the largest and..well, hardest it had ever been. it was almost traumatizing seeing it get that bad. but, i'm not stupid either. i know i do this to myself, ultimately.
i heard that when you take spiro, it's a potassium sparing diuretic, so it means that you have to seriously up the amount of water you drink. it's not like i try to stay dehydrated anymore. i drink water... sometimes. i drink diet sodas...sometimes. energy drinks like Gatorade or monster.. sometimes. But at the same time, not really as much as i should be drinking enough of to get a proper intake within a day. at most, i'd say i drink the way i've always drank. two bottle's worth a day(about 32-33 oz?)...which was how much i'd drink pre-hrt.
yes, i know. i suck. really badly. it's really not that much of a surprise that i've suffered from traumatizing constipation sessions cured by miralax time and time again, but, my issue was that i was always looking for an excuse. i was thinking that maybe it's just the foods i'm eating...even through i was still suffering from constipation no matter how much fiber i ate or how much i tried to focus on protein or more nutritional meals, or maybe it was all the diet/sugar free sodas i kept drinking. something, something, sodium...surely, it had to be all that, right? i kept making excuses and stuck to drinking the same amount as always, rarely ever drinking above 32 oz. but at this point, i think i've learned my lesson. i'm even starting to wonder if the dehydration spiro causes may have a correlation with the increase in hunger i've been feeling lately, causing my to pig out much more frequently when eating. i'll try and see over the next few days, but i guess i just wanted to share this little gross story because holy fuck i really should just listen and drink more. much..much more.
i think a part of why i struggled too was because i never really got an exact point of reference for how much water other folks on hrt drink daily to avoid constipation. i don't want to drink all the water at once since I know it's more beneficial to sip..but how many ounces do you all usually drink in a day to stay hydrated with spiro in mind?

Womb envy: a man mourns his missing maternity when a coworker reveals that she's with child. Fingers crossed that the coworker doesn't get her uterus ripped out of her as the price of accidentally inciting transgender jealousy.
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I'm sad that I can't get pregnant​

It's so frustrating. My coworker told me she is having another baby. I'm excited and happy for her but I felt the dysphoria hit me. I already feel like I'm fake because I wasn't born a woman. Just something to remind me I'm lesser. I felt like the choice was taken from me before I was born. I know I'm more than my parts but jeez. It doesn't matter because it's better to not think about it. I guess I realized I could never have my own child. I'm jealous really.

After learning of his alleged intersex history, a deeply autistic tranny recounts the harrowing experience of his all-female friend group's erosion involving the most insufferable people you could ever have the misfortune of meeting. This is a long one, but I assure you it's worthwhile; highlights include OP's repeated emphasis on his autism, the blisteringly white-hot bitterness embued in every keystroke and - oh, almost forgot, one of the offending TiFs casts literal fucking love spells on people. I cannot believe we let people like this vote.
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After revealing I'm intersex to my "queer" friends and to my non-binary partner of 2 years, they drop me and cut me off.​

I'll be writing all the nightmare I'm going through rn. Recalling everything wrong and exposing it. I'm using this as an outlet as an intersex person who faced discrimination from a "queer" group that I thought had my back. I'm sorry for how raw my emotions are and if I get lost in details as I'm autistic.I feel alone in this, but I received a lot of support here when I first came out as intersex. I'm seeking that support again when my own "friends" failed me. So people can hear my hurt, betrayed and bitter 'alone' voice. I apologise again for how raw this post is.
It'll be long. I'm sorry.
I previously made a post about discovering that I'm intersex who went through sex correction surgery as a baby, and received an unmeasurable support.
In that post, I mentioned how learning I'm intersex made me very depressed as I always struggled with my identity, I never conformed to being male and that made me lead a really sad life until I embraced that I'm a non-binary fem, on hrt. Until I discovered I was actually intersex who went through Hypospadias, Chordee, overis and uterus removal operations. (Explains why my very low hrt was hitting me super hard)
In the post, I mentioned how happy I was at least to have learned the truth now, since I have a very supportive group and partner who are queer.
Apparently, I didn't have that.
After revealing it to them, I got weird mixed reactions. Especially from my trans masc non-binary partner who seemed very apathetic and cruel. I was crying to him about how they fucked my body as a baby and caused me an unbelievable dysphoria growing up and identity issues, I never cried like that in my life as I now blame all of my misfortune on a stupid decision a doctor made and NOT ME. My boyfriend was silent with no emotions for a while, looking at the distance, I thought, maybe he was processing, so I asked him, what is he thinking of? He said: "Nothing I'm just admiring how beautiful the print I made is." I was like what? He responds with "yes I'm so proud of it." I'm perplexed by this and freaking out of his lack of a warm supportive reaction. He just says "I'm sorry for what you went through" after a couple of seconds of silence and a couple of "it must be hard" with no emotions behind them whatsoever. THEN HE STARTS SCROLLING ON HIS PHONE! Completely ignoring me. Then continued like nothing happened and I gaslight myself that he has a lot he is going through maybe and is incapable of being supportive.
But he made what I was going through so much worse with that reaction. Thankfully I had my little sister and other friends that I found that warmth and supportive reaction with. But not with my own partner of 2 years.I made another mistake opening to the wrong people again that I thought were my support group, on Christmas we had a group gathering and people were opening about how rough 2025 was, so I shared how I found out I'm intersex, how I had sex correction surgery done on me as a baby, going through Hypospadias Chordee and overis and uterus removal operations. And I thought I was safe around friends, telling how much this is effecting me. I've known this group for 2 years, they are my partner's friends but I developed my own friendship with them separately through the years. I voiced even my gratitude through the years how happy I am to finally find a loving group that is queer and has non-binaries in it. And one girl said "I'll always be happy to share all the gayness I can with you to make you feel safe and welcomed". Lets call her "Wendy". Coming out as intersex in there was bizarre, my partner is there too, and he seems more supportive this time than when we done it privately. Wendy had the gloomiest face with crossed arms and not a single response. In there was a non-binary we'll call "Jason", he and me started on the wrong foot. He was very transphobic towards me as they saw me as an amab non-binary who is not trust worthy since I'm a "man" when my partner started dating me (The whole group is of afabs btw). He was very critical of us and would gossip about us with everyone in that group. They would let him! Until my partner had to cut him off. But everyone was ok with him. Over the years, things smoothed out and he got better as a person. But we never got close. He was very responsive and supportive to me coming out as intersex. Which I appreciate. Also, there was another non-binary person who I'm very close too. Let's call them "Angel" cause they are. They were very supportive. The only person that was not supportive was Wendy, who is the leader of this 'cult.' And probably my partner who was faking his support infront of everyone.
Let me tell more of the discrimination history of this group: they would invite all of my partner exs to parties when he was dating them, just because they were afab. Even when the group wasn't friends with them. Even my partner voiced out to me how weird it is that they are disincluding me and told me it could be on accident. But never ever went to ask them why are they doing that even when I asked him to do that for me, apparently, HE KNEW WHY! but never shared it with me, apparently the leader of the group "Wendy" and her gf never liked me, said we don't want a MAN in our gatherings. And he hid it for over a year until the day he broke up with me.
Anyway, fast forward 2 weeks later after Christmas, my partner ghosted me out of nowhere for 2 days, while he is still posting in his socials, it terrified me as it is a thing we never did, we facetime daily (his request) and always keep in touch. He met Wendy, and another girl we're gonna call "Beelzebub", Beelz for short(you'll know why I picked that name for her soon.) Beelz was my first friend in that group as she was the closest to my partner since childhood, always third wheeling us. She changed overtime with me. We stopped being close from her end. Especially when I started HRT and told her about it, but I never wanted to link that correlation for the sake of the friendship. All of this is important.
So after ghosting me for two days, I call him and he hangs up on me, and texts me "we need to talk."He calls, and outta nowhere says I don't want to be in this relationship. Lists a list of "turn offs" of why he lost his feelings, tells me we need to remove eachother from everywhere, and goodbye. He was very apathetic, scripted, disingenuous. All of this came like a nightmarish shock to me, things he never communicated, never mentioned, IM FUCKING AUTISTIC! I always tell him to communicate with me everything, and he says he always does. To only break up with me with a list of turn offs like we are in high school again. And that's not the only thing he said, he told me nearly everyone in the group dislikes me "wendy and her girlfriend, and beelz too." Secretly gossiping about me, and never wanting me to be invited to parties. Claiming he never told me to protect my feelings. Bitch if I knew they didn't want me I wouldn't want to be around them either! And Beelz said to my face "I'm sorry you weren't invited to the Halloween party, it is so weird they did that, they shouldn't invite Jason since he is genuinely a horrible person" to only pretend to be friends with Jason and saying in my back I shouldn't be invited. Truly a demon of a person.Anyway, He continues and he called me codependent for "feeling bad" when Wendy and her gf MY FUCKING FRIENDS won't invite me to their bday parties, or parties in general. Where everyone else in the group thinks it is super weird that she invites so many random people outside of the group except for me. And he also told me in the break up when he saw Wendy on one of the days he ghosted me; she told him how she and Jason disliked that I talked about being intersex and I made them uncomfortable especially talking about genitalia (I'm sorry, I'm talking about sex correction surgeries here, am I gonna mention how they corrected my fuckin fingers? I was even talking in medical terms!) and I don't know boundaries. And he said she and her girlfriend probably have the same opinion about me. Let me cut it short, Wendy is transmisogynistic, and everyone knows it, and speaking of boundaries; she called my partner not a real lesbian for dating a MAN to his face! Made fun of another girl for dating a trans girl and called her under her breath "ugly." She knows no boundaries and has the foulest mouth. I genuinely thought we outgrew that shit. But apparently we are just better at hiding it. And my partner committed a moral suicide to consider her a "friend" when she is a confirmed transphobic asshole who talks so much shit behind my back and his. And speaking of my partner, he makes us facetime every single day from the moment we wake up until my sleep. So who's codependent? It was so hard to adjust to this but I did cause I love him.
Then he continues with the list of turn offs, he calls me "too emotional", excuse me? You spent 2 straight weeks crying about a trip ending in the first months of our relationship and I never judged you for it! You cry about every awkward interaction you have to the point you can't sleep! And you spent a whole year crying how Wendy and Beelzebub don't like you anymore and I never judged you for it!!!! He told me it was a problem how vulnerable I became with him as years go by, bitch we are in a relationship of course I'll be vulnerable, as you did too! Wtf is this double standerds?
Then he calls me clingy, for wanting to sit by him when we are out or putting my arms around him. I'm sorry for wanting to be close to my partner. I guess I should always wait for you to do that. I mean, he is the clingiest person I ever dated, again, he facetimes me all day, wakes me up from my sleep to do that, isn't afraid to show public affection. I am traumatised from touch for God sake I'm a diagnosed autistic I feel scared of touching people, I didn't need to hear that. And I didn't mind adjusting to him cause I fucking loved him. I started to embrace all of this cause I thought this is "healthy".
Then he says let's just remove each other and goodbye. It genuinely felt like a nightmare, I was going through shock. Couldn't process anything in the moment. I felt guilty. If people are friendly to me, I would think they are my friends. I will excuse them more, since I'm autistic. Which makes hearing a list of bad things about you is one of the worst things you can experience if you are on the spectrum, especially when you are struggling with masking and RSD (Rejection sensitivity dysphoria)
You know what sucks most out of this list? IT ISN'T HIS!!! After the break-up some good friends from the group reached out and pointed out how wrong everything is towards me, Especially Angel, and another one we'll call "Wave" who is also autistic, he told me he always felt he can't unmask in that group because they'll judge him and feels so sorry he never warned me to never unmask around them.Both of them and more showed me how cynical the break-up was handled. And also how the list my partner used of "turn offs" were actually GOSSIP Beelzebub and other people were saying about our relationship and me for a year!!!! You see why I picked that name for her now? And they confirmed that they all sensed a transmisogynistic behaviour shit from them. And how they seemed to be against me and my relationship in secret.
Again, my relationship was relatively normal with challenges as my partner is 24 hours "depressed," and doesn't want to do anything. Or even process his feelings or do therapy for it. Our anniversary was 2 weeks away, and my bday party is too next to it. We were talking and planing them. Then he ghosts after seeing Beelzebub.
Beelzebub is the worst, apparently while she was pretending to be my friend, she was gossiping about me the whole time. Especially to wendy and Wendy's gf and to my partner even, which he never told me. She was searching for any reason to hate me after I told her I'm starting hrt. I want you to know she had a crush on me, told my partner that she want to date me and he should hook us up, that was when me and my partner were just friends. She always viewed me as a 'spicy' man and never respected my non-binary identity, and in private, she told me she never respected my partner's non-binary identity either. Saying he will return to just being a girl and it's all nonsense. I never told him this as I didn't want to ruin a 13 year long friendship and thought she'll change her views. But till this day she doesn't respect hie pronouns. On my birthday in 2025, Beelzebub shows up all depressed and intentionally trying to grap all eyes on her for being lonely and single "she made being single her personality" and I started comforting her, she didn't like I did that, she thought that act was "looking down on her" as a was told later, bitch I'm autistic and you are actively saying you are depressed and talking about it on my fucking birthday which is by itself is so rude. So she goes to my partner later, telling him she hates me, doesn't want to be my friend anymore, said I'm too "feely" and "emotional" and "clingy" and "codependent" does any of this ring a bell? Yes it is the list my partner brought to me as turn offs.She talked so much shit about me and even gave him an ultimatum to stop her friendship with him if he doesn't like that! I only learned of this recently from friends coming out telling me of what was happening behind the scenes. And ever since then she was digging into my partner about his relationship. Actively trying to isolate him from the group and turning everyone against him especially Wendy and her gf. To the point I had to go and beg them to hang out with him (I never thought there was any malicious intent, I thought it was just literally miscommunication. That was the biggest mistake I've ever done) all of this sounds like a high school mean girl group shit that I was so blind to cause all of them were 2 faced and fake the whole time and good at hiding who they are.
Another thing to add about Beelzebub, she deals with magic and is pretty honest about giving tributes to the devil. And actually did a spell on Wendy while Wendy was in a relationship to fall in love with her! (Yes, she had a crush on her as well.) And both Wendy and her gf were like "this person is actively trying to ruin our relationship" and pushed her away at the time, yes she used to third wheel them too and tried to ruin their relationship too. I genuinely don't believe in that high-school magic shit she is doing, but it just shows what kind of a person she is if she's putting a love spell on a person she has a crush on but is in a relationship, and that person is her friend too.
Like, how insane can you be to hate a friend for comforting you on their own bday and act like this? And instead of coming and telling me this, you go to my partner and give him an ultimatum, we could've easily just talked about it you and I, and stopped being friends without dragging people into it. But she wanted to get something out of this, which to manipulate this situation. This is btw after I started hrt and she was searching for anything to hate me. After this incident, my super avoidant, emotional regulating people pleasing ex started to switch up on me. He became very insecure about showing affection or any sign of gentleness. Became more cynical and judgemental, and very very cold. I never realised when the "switch" in his behaviour happened until I was told of this information. All of this was happening in the background, and he started to change to be more like them, to be more included into this high school clique of mean girls cause he is blinded by nostalgia and is incapable of being critical of them or their behaviour or detaching from them. And I and my love became the ceiling he is used to. And I became a "thorn" in his friendships.
A note to add; during the break-up, I ask my partner why was he so cold towards me when I came out as intersex? He says, "because I don't have any emotions towards you at all. If I did, I believe I would've been there for you." Empathy is a general thing given even to strangers, I was your partner for 2 years! You didn't just have "no emotions" to me, you resented me in secret.
Finding this out truly broke my heart. I spent all if December to make it his bday, but, he breaks up weeks before mine. The whole thing destroyed me. After the break up I felt I didn't only lose the love of my life, a person I wanted to age with and give him all of my life, but also lost my friends and I'm alone, and there most be something wrong with me to go through this. I'm so thankful people who I'm proud I can call friends reached out to comfort me cause I wouldn't know what to do. I genuinely was guilting myself through everything and blaming myself. They forced me to be critical of him and everyone else, and opened my eyes to this cynical shit in the background.
Through the surprise break-up call I had 2 panic attacks and had to take a beta-blocker as I felt my chest and arm going through a stabbing pain. Last time I talked to him we said our goodbyes and "love you" after planning my bday and our anniversary. This call felt like a nightmare I couldn't wake up from. Discovering I was intersex already threw me back into the suicidal thoughts I always had. The life I led as "male" while looking like a girl forced me to go through a lot of sexual abuse. Especially in a all boys religious school. To learn all of that was done to me because a shitty doctor thought I should be a boy broke my belief in life.To go through this now, seeing that I still have enemies who don't care about me hiding as lovers and friends, it is so so hard. I wish the world can be clear. If Angel and all the others didn't stand by me, I don't know what would've happened to me.
I'm sorry all of this took long to recount. I really wanted to share everything. As an outlet for this nightmare scenario I feel I went through. I felt my story needed to be told. Weeks after discovering I'm intersex my life turned around because a bunch of people I thought were my support group were secretly transphobic to me, and they were more phobic when they learned I'm intersex that they all planned to cut me off.

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TL;DR: I recently discovered I am Intersex and was subjected to non-consensual surgeries as an infant. While processing this massive medical trauma, my "supportive" queer community and partner of two years staged a calculated betrayal. My partner ghosted me to coordinate with a "mean girl clique" who I thought were my friends but were actually gossiping about my autism and my transition behind my back for a year. I was dumped with a scripted list of "turn-offs" fed to him by a manipulative friend who gave him a "me or them" ultimatum. And good friends of the group revealed to me all the trans-misogyny that were done to me in the shadows.I am now mourning my body, my two-year relationship, and my belief that "queer spaces" are inherently safe. I was surrounded by enemies pretending to be lovers and friends.

 

[Positron]

i heard that when you take spiro, it's a potassium sparing diuretic, so it means that you have to seriously up the amount of water you drink...i'd say i drink the way i've always drank. two bottle's worth a day(about 32-33 oz?)...which was how much i'd drink pre-hrt.

*Stress sigh* See the problem?

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

What a very very male thing to notice, am I right?

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This has got to be a sex thing right? "Euphoric" means "horny" in troonspeak.

 

[AskMeAnything]

That didn’t end how I thought it might

I blame the 'tism. Once I've had a thought, I feel the need to share it.

Insecure over the mutagenic ooze she leaves wherever she goes

That whole thing is revolting. She's dribbling from her 'man cave?'
Just in case nobody's told her yet.... Men don't do that.

 

[Potato Burrito]

After learning of his alleged intersex history, a deeply autistic tranny recounts the harrowing experience of his all-female friend group's erosion involving the most insufferable people you could ever have the misfortune of meeting. This is a long one, but I assure you it's worthwhile; highlights include OP's repeated emphasis on his autism, the blisteringly white-hot bitterness embued in every keystroke and - oh, almost forgot, one of the offending TiFs casts literal fucking love spells on people. I cannot believe we let people like this vote

I read the entire thing. Pickle's assertion is correct, it was completely worth wasting however long it took for me to read it all. No TLDR could do this masterpiece justice.

Warning: you will absorb autism from reading this. What's a little more huh.

Edit to add relevant image that wasn't working when I made this post last night:



And a fun fact about this image's origin that I learned when I looked it up to download it. Surely you know this is from a Norm MacDonald SNL news segment but did you know troons HATE this image? The more you know!

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

After learning of his alleged intersex history,

We already know trannies lie through their teeth at every chance, but the DSD lies are particularly rankling for some reason. They're never fucking special enough, huh?

 

[Your old Livejournal]

>Chair wet spot. This happens to cis guys too, right?

More than just fucking gross, these people are just unbelievably dumb. Have they never actually left the house and seen a man from behind? Do they genuinely think there’s business men in suits walking around with a wet spot on their butt because they're sweating from their "man cave" (barf) during financial meetings? Do they expect to find trains full of drippy-assed men after a hard day of work? If this was a thing, humanity would have long since died out because no woman would ever have sex with someone as disgusting as that. Call it having "internalised misogyny" or whatever, but to me pooners are really the bottom of the tranny barrel. Gross AND bafflingly dumb is just the worst combo.

 

[Kerry Benton]

Do they expect to find trains full of drippy-assed men after a hard day of work? If this was a thing, humanity would long since died out because no woman would ever have sex with someone as disgusting as that.

The abundance of ABO fanfic refutes this… TiFs love a dripping omega boypussy!

 

[Your old Livejournal]

The abundance of ABO fanfic refutes this… TiFs love a dripping omega boypussy!

What a horrible day to be able to read.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

What a horrible day to be able to read.

That is not even the worst of what TiFs write fanfictions about. It gets so much worse.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

>troon encounters unequivocal misandry
>"they did a hecking trans-misogyny against me"

It's eminently hilarious that this lesbian pack of pooners didn't want an actual man amongst them.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

i'm not stupid either. i know i do this to myself, ultimately.

But you keep following stupid patterns of behavior. That makes you stupid. And you're doing it to yourself, which makes you really stupid.

Anyways, enjoy your monstrous turds, shitbird.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

At the tender age of only 23, a troon has already suffered from deep vein thrombosis following hospitalization due to pneumonia, and now his doctors are begging him to discontinue HRT lest he risk further clotting issues. "(i) feel my life at risk here," he writes, not realizing that the way to prevent suicide is simply to not fucking kill yourself, which is something one often has far more power over than, say, blood clots.
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>tfw even your red blood cells are trying to 42% you

Just pack it in bro, the gene pool has already rejected you

 

[Candidate No 7]

Today I am mostly fascinated by this group chat:
What's with gay men and transphobia? (R/trans) Archive

Apology for the massive screenshots lower but this is way too long to break down.


After the OP asks this:

Even in transgender popular bars there's gay cis men that throw around the "sir" for no reason. Is it like that, "I got bullied, so now I'm going to bully you" back in school thing? I really don't get it.

... there follows a gigantic bitch fest in which everyone shoots pot shots at everyone: trannies at gay men and lesbians, pooners at gay men, lesbians at gays, you name it.



Trannies always seem to go back and forth between: "hostility against us comes from billionaires and the far-right and fake feminists at their service, the rest of the population really accepts us and the LGBs especially have our back, you'll never split us" and "everyone hates us (and we hate everybody back)".

Money shot:

Sadly it's not true that cis lesbians are near universally strong allies. This 2018 study about willingness to date trans people is illuminating. About 70% of lesbians said they wouldn't date any trans people, 20% would date trans men but not trans women, and only 10% would date trans women. (Page 7 has a nice graph summary.) While this is better than the numbers of both gay men and straight people, that's far from good. Of course, there are lots of lesbians who are good, non-bigoted people. But transphobia and transmisogyny are everywhere, and we should be clear eyed about our standing in the world.

Confirming that to be "strong allies" lesbians have to take the girldick.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

>tfw even your red blood cells are trying to 42% you

Just pack it in bro, the gene pool has already rejected you

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Knowing that these people ignore doctor's advice unless it agrees with them, bro is already on the way to 6ft under. They can either live as a man, or die trying to become a facsimile of a woman.

 

[Sean Andalou]

When the operation doesn't take.
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"This isn't what I meant by 'I just want to get rid of it'"​

Throughout my transition, I have said multiple times to my friends, "ugh, I just want to get rid of it" and point to my crotch in a very upset manner. Well... I got my bottom surgery coming up on two months ago. A couple weeks after, I saw a discharge of tissue that I initially thought was infection. Turns out it was the penile skin graft used to line my new vagina.​

It caused a lot of emotional stress, and because of it, I lost about 5 or 6 cm of my vaginal channel. Everything else has healed/is healing extremely well. The initial loss of skin graft caused a lot of sharp pain when dilating. I can dilate without pain now but ugh... it doesn't feel like a vagina to me on the inside. I told my friends "this isn't what I meant by 'I just want to get rid of it' with its new role."

I'm so sorry have you looked into revision options?

I have. But I have to let it heal completely shut and have the surgery basically all over again​