Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Our victory over the Zionist Entity will be AI generated!

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Only a few more days before the AI-atollahs in the Artifical Assembly of Experts assembles KhamenAI - the Artifical Supreme Leader!
 
What rustles my own jimmies so hard in all this is the danger of the damage or total loss of the countless artefacts and antiquities that are so heavily concentrated in the Levant and Mesopotamia.
 
FILTH Tourist said:
We make sure we have more naval tonnage than the 3 world's largest navies combined, only stockpiled enough munitions for a week of bombing? I don't know, with how neurotic the US is about maintaining a military edge in everything and how much we love throwing money at the MIC I think we have enough stockpiled to last us a good while.
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the size of our magazine depth, what's currently in stock and all that is unknown. it could be 80% full, half full or a fifth full, no one knows.
 
Copy pasting it from this Twitter Page but he successfully explains the gravity of the strike:

No new supreme leader elected today and if the Assembly of experts are dead, it's going to be pretty much impossible for the Islamic Republic to appropriately select a new supreme leader according to the Constitution.

According to the Constitution, the Assembly of experts chooses the new supreme leader.

The Assembly of experts are a elected position by the people of Iran. So should anything happen to a member of the Assembly of experts, there has to be an election. But in order to run you have to be vetted through the guardian council who are appointed by the supreme leader so if anything happens to them as well then you literally cannot appropriately. Have a peaceful transition of power within the confines of the Islamic Republic of Iran's Constitution.
 
Goku 1000000 O said:
Something I'm wondering is, did they know this would it take months to complete from the start?

Or, are they giving themselves wiggle room on timelines in order to make sure public expectations aren't too thoroughly violated?

If its the latter than that would suggest some things have gone awry, and their expectations might've been too optimistic.
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Strategic ambiguity.
 
Catch The Rainbow said:
It's fucking real


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This is the 3rd time that this has happened to Iran in less than 12 months.

The vote happened in the dedicated building for the council. They didn't even think of hiding it.
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Jose Beaner Luna said:
I gotta have to hand it to the jews, this is some slapstick levels of comedy, every new guy gets killed 3 minutes on the job. :story:
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aphaln said:
Will they now need another council to decide on the assembly of experts to decide on the new Supreme Leader? Really going for every last one of them like they did to Hezbollah.
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When they took out the Supreme Leader on Day One, Academic Agent was fuming on Twitter and posted this defiant tweet.
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The way things are going even Iran may soon develop a shortage of bearded guys in turbans.
 
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Ayatollah Jomhani said:
Our victory over the Zionist Entity will be AI generated!

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Only a few more days before the AI-atollahs in the Artifical Assembly of Experts assembles KhamenAI - the Artifical Supreme Leader!
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Iranian military achievements over Israel in the last 24 hours have basically been hitting a patch of literal dirty in Bnei Barak last night and shrapnel a few hours ago hitting: a parked car, a road, and one house, where the injuries inside were only glass cuts.

Khamenei would be proud.
 
Okay, real talk, do anyone in real life seriously believe we're in this war to distract from Epstein/to save Trump's polling numbers/for Israel? I have seen all those claims on reddit, i don't believe anyone really believes first two, but appearantly a conservative influence said the last one (and got kinda dogpiled for it.)
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
You have to sacrifice your foreskin.

Btw, Khazar milkers prove that the holy sexual preference is boobs, and if you prefer asses, you are of the devil.
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I like both. I'm a perfectly flawed and blessed human then.

Unredacted TND said:
Okay, real talk, do anyone in real life seriously believe we're in this war to distract from Epstein/to save Trump's polling numbers/for Israel? I have seen all those claims on reddit, i don't believe anyone really believes first two, but appearantly a conservative influence said the last one (and got kinda dogpiled for it.)
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There are some people who suffer from schizophrenia and other severe mental issues in real life, yes.
 
Unredacted TND said:
Okay, real talk, do anyone in real life seriously believe we're in this war to distract from Epstein/to save Trump's polling numbers/for Israel? I have seen all those claims on reddit, i don't believe anyone really believes first two, but appearantly a conservative influence said the last one (and got kinda dogpiled for it.)
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Of course not. That's just silly.

We're in it for Israel.
 
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