🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Mamimi]

"My landlord comes into my room to yell at me and poisons my food. The apartment is inhabitable because of the low temperature and cigarette smoke, plus it's too expensive. Can I please stay longer?"

 

[Harvey Danger]

Here's my attempt at a dis-entangled transcript. My word corrections are in [] brackets after the strike out.

Russ: I didn't lie to you dude. Dude, I was a fucking missionary, okay? So don't you fucking tell me what I have and haven't done in my life.

Schaeffer: Yeah and he, he vouched that you were a stand-up guy.

Russ: I am a stand-up guy.

Schaeffer: You're the one guy in my career, 15 years plus of landlord, that I'd let stay here for a month without paying rent. Not because I felt it was hard for you or a disability, because I helped you out with that. I'm not, I would never make fun of that. It's because you said I have a check coming.

Russ: I do!

Schaeffer: So there was hope and therefore I let you stay.

Russ: And I do have one coming, sir. Read it.

Schaeffer: But what happens if it doesn't come Monday?

Russ: You literally said you were going to go to the courthouse and do an eviction.

Schaeffer: I mean, I'm not going to have a lien put on my counter [condo] because of fucking you.

Russ: Okay, then go to the courthouse because I don't appreciate you coming in here and harassing me.

Schaeffer: Well, it looks like shit. I came in here to look at it and tell you that I haven't seen what it looks like but I have a real shit [real estate] agent coming over tomorrow at 5:00. Hopefully she doesn't flake but she's a friend of mine.

Russ: Okay.

Schaeffer: And she's gonna take photos and this looks like shit. If you could clean it up a little bit that'd be great.

Russ: Yeah, you could have just told me that and I would have done it.

Schaeffer: Okay, well that's one reason I'm coming in. Plus you're late so...

Russ: Okay, well, alright.

???: I'm sorry that you had the wrong idea about me.

ETA: dammit ninja'ed, but I think mine is more readable and accurate.

 

[obsdj]

Russ underlined in red

I don't at all believe that first paragraph is Russ speaking. I don't believe he's capable of saying "I was a fucking missionary," physically with his limitations or emotionally with his cowardice, in front of a judge and especially in front of another hostile person. He can yell "I will avenge you Dennish Hof" when he's out in the middle of nowhere alone with no cameras on him but his own, but that was the landlord speaking. Presumably he also was a Mormon at some point and maybe Greer got into this unit via some Mormon church person "vouching" for him or what have you. Russell Greer standing in court yelling the F word in front of scary people, especially a female judge? No way.

 

[AnOminous]

It's beyond ridiculous but there's a reason they call it "Planet Fatness".

They literally have a "lunk alarm" to throw out anyone actually exercising.

 

[Mamimi]

I don't at all believe that first paragraph is Russ speaking. I don't believe he's capable of saying "I was a fucking missionary," physically with his limitations or emotionally with his cowardice, in front of a judge and especially in front of another hostile person. He can yell "I will avenge you Dennish Hof" when he's out in the middle of nowhere alone with no cameras on him but his own, but that was the landlord speaking. Presumably he also was a Mormon at some point and maybe Greer got into this unit via some Mormon church person "vouching" for him or what have you. Russell Greer standing in court yelling the F word in front of scary people, especially a female judge? No way.

That wasn't a court transcript. Russell made a recording when Schaefer apparently entered his room and submitted it as evidence. Now he's transcribed it with AI and is claiming it as newly discovered evidence.

 

[obsdj]

That wasn't a court transcript. Russell made a recording when Schaefer apparently entered his room and submitted it as evidence. Now he's transcribed it with AI and is claiming it as newly discovered evidence.

I still don't believe it was Greer. Perhaps we, too, should obtain this magical audio exhibit.

 

[AnOminous]

Docs for this motion and the order denying it

Another classic "motion to undo the thing that was already done" from Greee. It's nice to see a competent court in action instead of the federal mongoloids in Greee v. Moon.

Holy fuck Amy Ferreira you didn't have to bring the Checkmark of the Gods but damned if you did.

I've never seen such an emphatic checkmark. Somehow, while being a mere checkmark it also says "fuck you you rat-faced gimp."

 

[UncleTusky]

Here's my attempt at a dis-entangled transcript. My word corrections are in [] brackets after the strike out.

Thanks for the searchable version and I wonder who the 'he' is that vouched for Russ: It's hard to think of anyone doing that besides social services/charity workers and it's hard to a slumlord taking recommendations from either of those.

 

[Pee Cola]

Either way looks like Russ randomly drops the 'missionary' card

"Don't mess with a missionary man".

He means he's on a mission from God to build his holy whore shrine!

Terry A. Davis built the third temple in his bedroom whilst being taunted by trolls and suffering with schizophrenia, which is arguably a far more debilitating condition than Moebius. There's a difference between having a droopy face and demons running around one's head compelling one to call everyone "niggers".

Terry also sucked up his homelessness like a man, too. No trying to sue his folks to avoid being chucked out of their home.

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Found a new Greerism.

In b4 debate about whether or not Greee would slip some woman a mickey before SA'ing her.

I wonder who the 'he' is that vouched for Russ

I'd like to think it was Steve Taylor from beyond the grave.

 

[AnOminous]

As the old song goes, "don't mess with a missionary man".

He was a shit missionary. He was already whoring it up even then.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Russell Greer standing in court yelling the F word in front of scary people, especially a female judge? No way.

You’re right, but I am pretty sure this is a conversation Russ recorded on his phone in the apartment after he realized it was going that direction and used AI to transcribe.

No way in HELL would any court reporter in history produce such a shitty transcription. There’s not really much attempt to separate the words by party, a court reporter would never.

And I’m pretty sure the judge would not allow that much back and forth, it wastes time and is irrelevant.

Edit: late again, I’m not having a good day on here. Gibs me dunce caps.

 

[AnOminous]

You’re right, but I am pretty sure this is a conversation Russ recorded on his phone in the apartment after he realized it was going that direction and used AI to transcribe.

Also obviously hearsay but the judge clearly didn't even give a shit about the Greeeeeeing and just denied it summarily and instantly with the most pissed off checkmark I've ever seen.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

You’re right, but I am pretty sure this is a conversation Russ recorded on his phone in the apartment after he realized it was going that direction and used AI to transcribe.

No way in HELL would any court reporter in history produce such a shitty transcription. There’s not really much attempt to separate the words by party, a court reporter would never.

And I’m pretty sure the judge would not allow that much back and forth, it wastes time and is irrelevant.

He used a website to make a transcription of the audio recording he made (likely without the landlord knowing) and tried to say it was "new" evidence, despite him already having the audio at the time of the first hearing. Making a poor, automated transcript of a surreptitious audio recording somehow makes it "new" evidence...

The way he tries to frame things is just utterly amazing, it has absolutely no bearing on reality.

 

[obsdj]

Is NV a two-party consent state, or was recording his landlord in that way actually legal? Seems fucky. You generally have an expectation of privacy (at least in terms of being recorded) while in your own home as opposed to out in public, as I understand those laws, but I don't know what Nevada's deal is.

 

[Mamimi]

Also obviously hearsay but the judge clearly didn't even give a shit about the Greeeeeeing and just denied it summarily and instantly with the most pissed off checkmark I've ever seen.

Did they even address his allegation about Schaefer sneaking alcohol into his food/drinks? It's funny how he thinks he can just say shit like that in court with no evidence. You would normally need at least a timely police report to back up that sort of thing.

It reminds me of him claiming "emotional distress" in his ViaTRON lawsuit (and pretty much every other lolsuit) with no attestation from a psychiatrist or anything. He thinks it's a smoking gun.

 

[UncleTusky]

Is NV a two-party consent state, or was recording his landlord in that way actually legal? Seems fucky. You generally have an expectation of privacy (at least in terms of being recorded) while in your own home as opposed to out in public, as I understand those laws, but I don't know what Nevada's deal is.

According to a quick DDG search Nevada uses one-person consent for in-person conversations but all-party consent for other forms (eg phone calls). So he should be in the clear. The state communications privacy law only appears to prohibit recording by third persons, with no consideration of where the conversation happened.

 

[goblin enby]

Eviction case:

ViaTRON case:



Hmm.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

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Yet in every other case he demands a jury trial. Bizarrely.

I love how RG refers to the judge as "kind, empathetic and patient;" in an attempt to suck up to her and win his appeal.

One of his favorite sayings is 'flattery gets you everywhere'. As with many other words, he doesn't know what 'flattery' actually means.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Did they even address his allegation about Schaefer sneaking alcohol into his food/drinks? It's funny how he thinks he can just say shit like that in court with no evidence. You would normally need at least a timely police report to back up that sort of thing.

It reminds me of him claiming "emotional distress" in his ViaTRON lawsuit (and pretty much every other lolsuit) with no attestation from a psychiatrist or anything. He thinks it's a smoking gun.

Greee enjoys accusing people of all sorts of retarded shit, and then expects the court to believe it is true permanently, since they have to liberally construe most things in the plaintiff's favor and assume that the plaintiff is telling the truth at the very start. He doesn't (or willfully ignores) the fact that the standards for claims shift as a case proceeds. He thinks him saying it should be good enough for the court, which is just laughable, especially for him, since he willfully admits in written works that he actively experiences hallucinations, which makes him even less reliable than your average liar since he may sincerely believe that things occurred that never happened in reality.

 

[AnOminous]

He thinks him saying it should be good enough for the court, which is just laughable, especially for him, since he willfully admits in written works that he actively experiences hallucinations, which makes him even less reliable than your average liar since he may sincerely believe that things occurred that never happened in reality.

Remember the Morgan Freeman owl?