Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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There really should be a /chug/- /uhg/ style thread split. Wasting time on people who will do mental cartwheels for this regime who'll celebrate the deaths of hundreds of little girls and cry over 5 dead Zogbots.
I can go on /pol/ or its archives right now and produce a Bible worth of NAFO troons celebrating zigger gore footage. There are so many bad actors on both sides it's no wonder people view Putin as a demented psycho and Zelensky as a rat kike.
 
My country has been dragged into one too many wars for American Imperial interests, The American Empire is the scorpion, Europe is the frog. It will be a good thing actually if we detach ourselves entirely from Washington.

Call me a commie all you want you miserable NAFO/Neo-con, kike loving, philistine worshipping, cock sucking faggot - it won't bring back your foreskin. Nor will it be the Zased crusade you want, all it will do, as does all American policy result in more terror cells, the death of even more Whites and more enemies wanting you dead. But at least you killed some browns, at least you owned some libs.
There really should be a /chug/- /uhg/ style thread split. Wasting time on people who will do mental cartwheels for this regime who'll celebrate the deaths of hundreds of little girls and cry over 5 dead Zogbots.
Did you need some Kleenex and a Gatorade after you posted this?
 
Zoroastrianism probably only sounds cool because it’s a (nearly) dead religion let’s be honest.

Question is why a grown man would be seduced by a 9 year old in the first place.
The sky burial and eternal flame shit is just cool. It’s such a shame the entire religion got fucked over also they have the claim to the oldest school of thought on some of the divine based morality stuff.
 
Call me a commie all you want you miserable NAFO/Neo-con, kike loving, philistine worshipping, cock sucking faggot - it won't bring back your foreskin. Nor will it be the Zased crusade you want, all it will do, as does all American policy result in more terror cells, the death of even more Whites and more enemies wanting you dead. But at least you killed some browns, at least you owned some libs.
There really should be a /chug/- /uhg/ style thread split. Wasting time on people who will do mental cartwheels for this regime who'll celebrate the deaths of hundreds of little girls and cry over 5 dead Zogbots.

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In last 24 hrs Iran attacked:
1) Israel (deserved)
2) USA (deserved)
3) UAE
4) Saudi Arabia
5) Qatar
6) Kuwait
7) Jordan
8) Iraq
9) Bahrain
10) Oman
11) Syria
12) Cyprus
13) France (CAMP DE LA PAIX, UAE)
14) Italy (NATO CAMP AT ALI AL-SALEM BASE)
15) UK (AKROTIRI, CYPRUS)


They have already done cross border raids
Oh my fucking god you racist Americans. *drones UAE* Why the fuck does everyone freak out about Iran getting nukes? *launches a missile into their airport. Then does it again* Why is everyone so worried about the Islamic Republic having weapons of mass destruction? *launches missiles at Oman that doesn't even have a US base* Everyone just unreasonably loses their shit about us having nukes *Attacks Qatar who runs Al Jizz that relentlessly defends Iran & Hezbollah and repeats their propaganda*
Name one thing. *drops drones into a house on the UAE palm tree shaped vanity island *
NAme a single fucking thing *flings drones into a hotel in dubai*
That would make you think that Iran can't be trusted with nukes. *has a proxy launch drones at Cyrus despire the Brits being total cucks and refusing to help or let their bases be used*
You can't. *drops more missiles into civilian areas*
You are just islamophoic. *murders another 20-30,000 of its own people for protesting against the country literally running out of water*

Iran’s overall strategy is retarded but I don’t think their tactics here are so bad. They just want to make this as inconvenient as possible. Destroying that airbase would make Iran less accessible to Western countries. And what’s the risk to them anyway? They’re already fighting America directly. At worst America’s junior allies like England or Greece jump in but it doesn’t really make their situation any worse. In fact, it might improve the Muslim persecution complex optics on their end and get them some easy kills if the English are dumb enough to fly a Typhoon into Iran.

Attacking Saudi Arabia and Qatar’s energy infrastructure is just tit-for-tat after America started blowing up Iranian oil refineries. If they cost the Arabs enough, they might actually ask the Americans to stop. Hurting Gulf countries in response to America hurting Syria is pretty much the only door open to Syria. Kind of sucks for them but they aren’t entirely innocent in this.
The reason you don't do these things is random attacks on civilians and civilian infrastructure is a warcrime. These drone and missile commands are largely operating unsupervised by higher command.
In a just world, they would be arrested and summarily hanged when this is over. but euros are limped wristed shrivel dicks now.

Oh I’m sure they’ve had the special centrifuges working overtime. What I’m skeptical of is being presented with such things as part of an astroturfed buildup to going to Proper War.
We’ve been here before. Got a couple of good protest albums, a lot of dead soldiers and absolutely no closer to the Middle East being any saner than any previous point in the last 3000 years.
Please listen to yourself.
"Ok sure they have been enriching uranium overtime, they've turned down free nuke reactors and free fuel, they've turned down being allowed to buy uranium and medical isotopes from other nations. But how do we know the country that as said 'we want to build a nuke. We're going to build nukes and wipe out israel' is ACTUALLY building nukes."

Curse vishnu.

Yeah, I'm sure the guys who admitted they were trying to enrich material exponentially beyond the purity required for civil power generation were totally on the up and up.

There is only one application for the level of refinement that Iran admittedly and publicly desires, and it isn't powering kebab shops.

Yes, we can feed weapons grade material to a reactor. No, there is no logical or sane economical reason to do so if your country never had a nuclear weapons program before. It is retardedly expensive to refine to that level for power generation. The only applicable use for those purities is nuclear weapons.

This isn't a retarded decree and performative action by Trump or The United States. Its the laws of fucking physics.

They want the bomb, and we probably shouldn't let them do this. Nonproliferation is a good thing.
No bro you see they just wanted weapons grade uranium because, ummm, well I mean they just need it. Stop being racist!

A certain group of people is really pushing for the return of Reza Pahlavi to Iran, and the twitter astroturfing has returned to his posts. It seems they are killing any high-ranking person they can find, perhaps in an attempt to prevent Trump from doing with Iran what he did with Venezuela. Of course, Reza Pahlavi is a coward who knows he is still very unpopular with Iranians, and he is not stupid enough to set foot in Iran until that changes.
Yes yes the thousands of people standing in the streets showing "Bring back the shah" are only doing so because of how deeply unpopular he is.
Post hands there, Great Defender of Islam.

if the US was going to invade there'd have been massive troop deployments and a calling up of reserves. all of that would take months. you'd need at least 500,000 combat troops for a decent invasion.

such troop movements cannot be disguised.
500,000? Iran has 90 million people. Even if we want to have utterly copium-driven predictions like 20% of the population becomes rabidly Pro-US invasion such they will actively aid the invasion and becomes loyal recruits for state orgs like police/military, and 50% quitely and meekly accept the status quo and accept the new ordr, you will need, minimum, an invasion force of 3 million to take and hold the country.
Forget the C-5 traffic being trackable, If we wanted to invade to actually control the country, and not just wreck the leadership, you will need the draft.

You gotta love Arab armies. Even IF they were Iranian, shooting a downed pilot is technically a war crime as they become a non combatant once their vehicle is destroyed and they manage to survive getting out of it.
Provided they surrender.

Certain Shia believe the 9 year old was a whore who seduced the poor prophet so she could sabotage his house and divide the caliphate.
Well I mean.... are they wrong?


You know things are fucked up when Israel has to blow up banks

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God this is amzing. this is great. I'm tired of camel fuckers getting away withtheir "I'm not touching you" bullshit, their faggot "islamic charities" being one of them. Kill every banker and accountant working there. Loot the balance books.


Zoroastrianism probably only sounds cool because it’s a (nearly) dead religion let’s be honest.
No its cool because it about the conflict of light against darkness adn is old as fuck.
But yes, the spirit of your point is correct: They are cool because they are too small to be a problem or try to enforce their will on other people.

Question is why a grown man would be seduced by a 9 year old in the first place.

Select your answer:
- Well because she's hot. Duh.
- She was actually a 3000 year old dragon you bigot.
- Have you ever actually SEEN a goat?
- Look, you ever agree to do something on a dare you later regret?
- Muhammed didn't know he was being seduced by a 9 year old girl. He thought she was a 9 year old BOY.
- Muhammed needed to validate the rulings of the sharia courts, and flat is justice.
 
But Mr. Moonman Muhammad (pork be upon him) was in like 6 or 700 AD, right? I'm no mathematician but doesn't that mean they had a couple thousand years of civilization that they turned around and threw away to suck the metaphorical cock of a known desert pederast? The fuck, Persians? Do better.
wasn't exactly a choice for them
when the arabs conquer you, your options are
>convert and submit to islam
>get enslaved
>get slaughtered

if you are christian or jewish you may also get the option of living as a subjugated second class citizen under muslim rule, where you get to keep your religion as long as you pay special jizya tax to your muslim overlords for "protection", but this only applies to 'people of the book' aka the abrahamic religions islam recognizes as such. persian zoroastrians were considered pagans, so they don't even get that option.
 
Unironically, it would be, and closer to the founding vision of the United States. Though the idea of trying to transplant the ideas of the Aristocratic, High-Enlightenment Anglo-Saxon Republic onto lesser races in the modern day is a forgone thought. Regardless, to end Fukuyama's "End of History" would be a good thing. The death of the American Empire would be the death knell of Neo-Liberal Managerialism as we know it, and anyone who's had the displeasure of being under US Vassalage will be glad to be rid of it.
If you read this fast enough it makes a nice prolonged wet fart sound, and thats the most substantive thing to be said for your little tirades.

It is dribble. If its dribble for some sort of intended psyop or not doesn't matter because this refrence and vocab packed sort of language is not the way intelligent or informed people talk about worth while things.

I love bombing Iran and you should to. Try it, you'll really really really like it I promise.
 
what if, hypothetically speaking, one were to find the idea of marrying your mother and sister and daughter fascinating and appealing?
purely out of theoretical anthropological interest of course!
It’s good to know that your average Zoroastrian is just Chris Chan. :medallion:
Muhammed didn't know he was being seduced by a 9 year old girl. He thought she was a 9 year old BOY.
that might just be even worse… although it would explain why the Afghanis all salivate over little timmy.
 
Spain got raped by Muslims for most of their history, got lucky in the Americas, then lost it all because they were too retarded to build a functioning economy off of their colonies. Everything after that is just a gradual downfall into irrelevancy and becoming an attraction park for drunk tourists. 90% of their history is just making bad choices.

Forgive me if I don’t care about what a people who will start crying if you tell them that a fucking omelet with potatoes isn’t the greatest food in the world thinks about war with Iran and geopolitics.
 
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