Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Milles d'Allemagne said:
the unified defense doctrine with Cyprus is actually aimed against Turkish aggression, Iran is close enough I guess. Donny please bomb Erdogan next
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Incidentally, I believe Cyprus uses the S-300/SA-10 "Grumble" as an air defense system. It'd be hilarious if they managed to shoot down incoming Iranian drones/missiles while Iran's systems were completely useless.
 
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Look out Iran. Here comes operation Epic Cury. Jeets everywhere will do their Call to Dooty! Operation Epic Curry! India will save Israel where the United States has failed. : Modi
 
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Lord Of Shit said:
Retarded question:

Is it just me, or is Iran attacking pretty much everyone? It's like an autistic kid having a melty and just screeching while destroying everything he can get his hands on.

What are they doing? Is this a dead man's switch? Incompetence? Technical malfunction? The opportunistic settling of scores? Or just the final, indiscriminate FUCK ALL Y'ALL act of spite from a mortally-wounded death cult?
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They're not attacking northwards (Turkey would be a big one they ignore) or the Taliban in the east. This is a use it or lose it on da joos and the arabs whom they hate, not even indiscriminate, they're trying cause mass infrastructure damage and casualties in selected targets
 
Once again, Iran show that its regime are the lolcow of the middle East.
Full of bluster and tardrage at every way.
Pissing off the rest of the gulf states is very retarted.
 
BoomerSperg1922 said:
The age of middle eastern army hype videos is over.
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Do the Iranians even have monkeybars? To film themselves training on?

mindlessobserver said:
The anime has been released.
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It may indeed be a psy-op but that damn lion bleeding from the mouth in the desert while people look at thousands of body bags has made me care more about what happens to the Persians now than anything I can think of in recent history...
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Catch The Rainbow said:
The past 3 years have been insane in terms of biblical analogy, both to purim and to other parts. I can spend a long time sperging about it.
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Very cool. Also, please don't do this.
Drip Torch said:
I trvst the plan! Now if someone can just tell me what the plan is.
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Kill Islamists. Behead Islamists. Roundhouse kick Islamists into concrete. Slam dunk an Islamist baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Islamists. Defecate in Islamists food. Launch Islamists into the sun. Stir fry Islamists in a wok. Toss Islamists into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Islamists gas tank. Judo throw Islamists into a wood chipper. Twist Islamists heads off. Report Islamists to the IRS. Karate chop Islamists in half. Curb stomp pregnant Islamists. Trap Islamists in quicksand. Crush Islamists in the trash compactor. Liquefy Islamists in a vat of acid. Eat Islamists. Dissect Islamists. Exterminate Islamists in the gas chamber. Stomp Islamists skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Islamists in the oven. Lobotomize Islamists. Mandatory abortions for Islamists. Grind Islamists fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Islamists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Islamists with a ray gun. Kick old Islamists down the stairs. Feed Islamists to devouring swarm. Slice Islamists with a katana.
 
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Potentially Criminal said:
They dont want the Jews to take out the 3 Gorges Dam
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That damn is coming down on its own, Israel doesn't have to anything other than keep it in their pants.
Enoch Emery said:
Iranian strikes on Ras Tanura oil refinery, Saudi Arabia
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This more or less confirms that the leadership is effectively dead. This is the last stand from the IRGC, make this as painful for all their neighbors as possible.
 
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