Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Doctor Socrates said:
possible scenarios for the end of the Ayatollah regime:

Scenario 1: Reformist factions gain control, gradually sidelining hardliners. The Islamic Republic is reshaped from within through internal political reform.

Scenario 2: The regime remains in power and responds with even harsher repression. It accelerates its nuclear program and expands support for proxy forces across the region.

Scenario 3: The country fractures along ethnic lines, as non-Persian protest movements pursue different political goals. This division leads to a prolonged civil war and a major refugee crisis lasting decades.

Scenario 4: Reza Pahlavi comes to power, strengthens Iran’s regional influence, addresses the water crisis through large-scale desalination projects (potentially using Israeli technology), and promotes a revival of pre-Islamic Persian cultural heritage.

you can guess which Scenario is more likely
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I'm going with 3, I zero faith our actions have really changed anything, it'll just be same shit, someone else will take power do what previous regime did because it worked and since they are now in power in totally cool, like I don't any of this to be honest, I guess 5 would be government once again tries to do state building and it blows up in our face into prolonged war. But I might be to jaded, it could be good thing, but it hard to not feel black pilled because once again we are doing something that very risky and doesn't really benefit us much compared to Israel.
*Edit- It wasn't what I thought, I overreacted.
 
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din365 said:
Or a "scenario 5": the regime remains in power, but eases up on the repression for a while and tries to keep things quiet while quietly working on their nuclear program in secret, then ramp up the repression once they think they are close or even has a nuke. basically try to keep the red white and blue monkey off their back until they have a stick of their own.
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The problem with cultivating a death cult is that it cannot be turned off easily.
 
So what will happen when this is all said and done? Vote now with reactions!

Status Quo - Islamic Content

Taliban 2, Electric Boogaloo - Autistic

Return of the Shah - Thunkful

Communist Iran - Horrifying
 
Ghostse said:
There is a reason why when Iran fucked all its neighbors Turkey wasn't on the hit list.
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Problem though: They hit the RAF base on Cyprus (no significant damage though). And the UK is NATO.

But from what I understand, Starmer is such a bitch nothing much will probably come from it. He won't invoke Article 5.
 
Crex Crex said:
Lmfao everyone is assembling to shitfuck Iran because they're shooting missiles like monkeys flinging turds. We are going to see the regime's final raping within the month, possibly within the next two weeks.
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Iran did more to prove to the world why they could never be allowed to develop nukes than any number of presidential speeches could convey.
 
Burnt Fish said:
ah yes the famous quote from Sun Tzu "simply walk away and let your enemies regroup, and you win"
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Regroup?
How threatening have Iraq and Afghanistan been lately? Libya? How about Vietnam? Germany?

Silliness aside, overstaying your welcome has the locals turn against you. A valuable lesson not learned in afghanistan, baby. Oh yes.
 
Riverfagg1599 said:
Honestly it being in line with purim is sth I was thinking as far back as one of net and yahoos addresses to the Iranian people a few months ago. I had a feeling that historical rhyme might occur.
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The past 3 years have been insane in terms of biblical analogy, both to purim and to other parts. I can spend a long time sperging about it.
 
I AM RETARDED! said:
I'm going with 3, I zero faith our actions have really changed anything, it'll just be same shit, someone else will take power do what previous regime did because it worked and since they are now in power in totally cool, like I don't any of this to be honest, I guess 5 would be government once again tries to do state building and it blows up in our face into prolonged war. But I might be to jaded, it could be good thing, but it hard to not feel black pilled because once again we are doing something that very risky and doesn't really benefit us much compared to Israel.
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Didn't work in Libya, didn't work in Syria, but third time's the charm guys I just know it!
 
Burnt Fish said:
ah yes the famous quote from Sun Tzu "simply walk away and let your enemies regroup, and you win"
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Hey if all of Iran's Top Guys were dumb enough to catch a Tomahawk under one roof then there's a good chance the lower inbreds on the totem pole will do it too. Hell, they might even put up flyers.
 
Captain Manning said:
Problem though: They hit the RAF base on Cyprus (no significant damage though). And the UK is NATO.

But from what I understand, Starmer is such a bitch nothing much will probably come from it. He won't invoke Article 5.
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Starmer won't do shit, unless its to send Iran an apology letter for his base getting in the way of their missile.
 
I feel like this sums up the pro-Iranian retards in the west pretty well.
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Lone MacReady II said:
Retarded faggots in this thread will cheer these bombings, yet cry about the rape apes these bombings create being imported to live next to them. I wonder where all the original rapefugees came from in the 2010s? Surely it wasn't from all those other bombings for Israel's expansion? You niggers are being killed off and replaced, and yet you cheer for another round of migrant making. Goyim really is a fitting term.

Cattle.
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calling goyim cattle is really rude
 
Lone MacReady II said:
Retarded faggots in this thread will cheer these bombings, yet cry about the rape apes these bombings create being imported to live next to them. I wonder where all the original rapefugees came from in the 2010s? Surely it wasn't from all those other bombings for Israel's expansion? You niggers are being killed off and replaced, and yet you cheer for another round of migrant making. Goyim really is a fitting term.

Cattle.
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You can just deport brown people. I know it's a wild idea, especially after Europe has spent the last two decades choking itself on Muslim jizz, but instead of paying military-aged men a stipend to live in your country and rape little white girls, you can simply round them up and put them in camps prior to deporting them.

Europe's suicidal policies are the fault of Europeans.
 
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