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Literally known multiple people who don’t care about politics and if they’ve thought about troons at all they just say “I don’t care it’s their life.”

Then a bunch of troons take over their gaming discord or join the MTG club or whatever and they become raging transphobes that would make the average kiwi farmer blush.
If they did what they said (keeping quiet and just wanting to live their life) I wouldn't have peaked so hard. But no, they just had to invade all the nerdshit I like and ruin it. And then you look up some information, and realize they're not just annoying, but dangerous.
 
OK so I'm an old fart not up on the lore, but a quick internet search brought me up to speed.
Could it be that I have an excuse to spam Snufkin all over?

Tove Jansson started the Moomins books in 1945!
Yeah, Moomins are ancient. First books and then a successful comic strip. Sean probably just doesn't know about them because Americans (yes, I'm assuming his nationality) didn't know much about them until recently.

On that note, it would be hilarious if the little pooner meant the the Snufkin from the start of this video:

 
Another post of gaycels being jealous of women.

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This poor sod hates women so much that the idea of having a female therapist prevents him from looking for one.

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They could just be effeminate men dating other gay men, but I'm guessing that's rare.

Typical tranny feelings
 
He wants a pussy of sorts, but without the hassle of ... :cringe:

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Hey, I’m not exactly thinking this will happen right now but I was looking at seeing how much it costs and since
I have my parents private insurance now it would be worth seeing if it was affordable some how. My state doesn’t have any bottom surgeons at all (KY). Does anyone have a good place to browse for surgeons and look at reviews for broadly the us? Assuming people are still performing them for adults 😅
How old is this kid? :roll:

Top comment and reply from OP.
Why zero depth?
Recovery time, I also don’t have interest in sex in that way and also it’s probably twice as expensive. Dilation time and less complications even with low rates of them. It’s just a personal preference though​
Excerpted from long comment further down.
... Both surgeries are complex procedures and the cost would probably come out about the same with insurance coverage. Recovery time from the initial procedure is also roughly identical, the difference being dilation. Dilation is time consuming for the first three months, but tapers off after that. There’s a ton of mis-/disinformation about there making it seem like dilation is an absolute nightmare. It isn’t.

Whether or not one has a vagina has nothing to do with sexuality. Penetration with a toy adds to the intensity of the climax. ...
 
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The Anti-Trans Handbook with Paisley Currah

Adam combover recently had a little pooner named Paisley (!!) on to have a very 2018-era discussion about trans rights, very fun to see these jamokes squirm. And his name is “Paisley”??? Pooners always make me feel like Cartman in the “words are like bullets” episode. “They put a little suit on it!”
What does 2018-era discussion mean?
 
Does anyone have a good place to browse for surgeons and look at reviews for broadly the us?
I'm surprised nobody pointed this guy towards the premiere online resource for this kind of question. It's called the SRS thread on the Kiwi Farms and will have all the information he needs, if not necessarily the information he wants to hear.

He did receive a comment letting him know that he's wrong about there being no stinkditch butchers currently active in Kentucky, a helpful Redditor points him to this guy (archive), who has found an interesting new angle on the troon butchery grift:
He offers Gender-Affirming Vaginoplasty and Vulvoplasty, Orchiectomy, Metoidioplasty, and prosthesis placement after Phalloplasty. He offers post-phalloplasty urethral health consultations, care for complications of Phallopasty and other genital surgeries done elsewhere, as well as care for non-binary and gender non-conforming people. Dr. Witten is active in improving care in these areas through research and education.
 
“There needs to be something that we possess that they simply don't and isn't easily attainable for them to be jealous.”

Said without a hint of irony. :story:

Jealousy towards the opposite sex for possessing qualities that you don’t have/aren’t attainable? Really? Who does *that* sound like? Hmmm…



After 6000 hours in MS Paint, I think that this one is a bit more accurate:
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From Reddit, he says:

"As a passable, black 2000’s baddie I can’t tell u how many times I’ve had issues started by cis women who were BARELY even breaking average!!!"

What does "barely even breaking average" mean?

And if this person is "passable" - why would cis women "start issues"? Issues about what?
If you pass, they don't know you're trans, right?

They contradict themselves in the same sentence.
 
Excerpted from long comment further down.
... Both surgeries are complex procedures and the cost would probably come out about the same with insurance coverage (FALSE). Recovery time from the initial procedure is also roughly identical (FALSE), the difference being dilation. Dilation is time consuming for the first three months, but tapers off after that. There’s a ton of mis-/disinformation about there making it seem like dilation is an absolute nightmare. It isn’t (FALSE). Whether or not one has a vagina has nothing to do with sexuality (FALSE). Penetration with a toy adds to the intensity of the climax. (FALSE)...

This twisted, predatory freak is duplicitously coaxing a dumbass kid into destroying himself right in front of our eyes. Lying to him in the hope that he’ll go forward with the most extreme, life-ruining, complication-heavy procedure, as opposed to the one that’s less so. It’s “misery loves company,” 100%- this kid is allegedly disinterested enough in sex to where going without the hallowed Barbie pocket is perfectly acceptable to him, but to the troons that got suckered into full-blown stench trenching and are now suffering the ill effects? It makes them feel isolated, lonely, othered- like the small group of truly brainless perverted retards who fell for one of the stupidest lies humanity has come up with that they are, and it makes them feel embarrassed and uncomfortable. You see, having more people take the unadvisable plunge that they did makes them feel less alone, perhaps even comforted and “validated” in a sense. Can’t let any crabs escape the bucket, right? So they essentially place a loaded gun in a vulnerable person’s hand, help them guide the muzzle to their head, and encourage them to pull the trigger with a smile on their faces, telling them that they totally won’t die while fully knowing what the result will be.

Yep, it sure beats me as to why “groomer” is such an apt and frequent descriptor widely employed against troons. Just look at their valiant, community-wide efforts to dispel this unwarranted reputation! /sneed
 
From Reddit, he says:

"As a passable, black 2000’s baddie I can’t tell u how many times I’ve had issues started by cis women who were BARELY even breaking average!!!"

What does "barely even breaking average" mean?

And if this person is "passable" - why would cis women "start issues"? Issues about what?
If you pass, they don't know you're trans, right?

They contradict themselves in the same sentence.
The idea that "cis" women are treating him poorly because they are jealous of his beauty appears to be a favorite fantasy for this HSTS.

Here (archive) is another post in which a cissie has an attack of the vapors due to OP's intimidating hotness. She only relaxes once she finds out that he is trans (and therefore will not be competing for heterosexual men). Note that OP does not indulge in the delusion that women are afraid of him stealing their man; the women of his fantasies are jealous of him directly:
Cis women of the same race feel better about themselves knowing a better looking woman is trans!!!
So I was out last night at a straight club and in walks a latin pansexual guy friend of mine with a black woman he introduced to me as his girlfriend…

The exchange between her and I was awkward af because she was CLEARLY intimidated by me and gave me a lukewarm greeting and I of course kept that same energy as I ALWAYS do!

He and I were catching up but I cut it short because her nerves were clearly a fuckin mess, looking at me n digging in her purse repeatedly n checking her phone.

I walked off and when I came back a bit later I was standing adjacent to them when I saw that he noticed that she was staring at me n pulled her in and told her my tea. I swear I read his lips and I INSTANTLY saw relief on her face as she leaned into him and glanced over at me again 😂😂😂

I chuckled to myself because she’s a very pretty lady, insecure af but pretty, not as pretty as me but u get the point 😊😂

I’m black and black women who don’t know my tea can be extremely cold towards me so this situation was no real surprise to me!

And here (archive) is another post with the exact same theme:
If u r passable and attractive many cis women will try to treat u poorly WORK EXPERIENCE PART 2
So in my last post I had gotten a secondary breast augmentation procedure n was all healed up n ready to go back to work only I couldn’t log into the scheduling system. Remember I was hired permanently by the hiring manager… I called the store and he was on vacation and the other asshole store manger wouldn’t get on the phone. Human Resources told me I was taken out the system.

I wasn’t gonna beg for a job n be treated like a piece of trash by the store manager so I let it go.

About a years and a half later, I was bikini shopping at a women’s store spinoff location and the store manager offered me a job because I had applied there previously when job hunting companywide.

She was suddenly VERY weirdly adamant about me working there when as I recalled she was blowing me off before…

Of course she wanted me to work there because now she knew my tea from the gay guy upstairs!!! He had not only told the entire staff but the entire COMPANY that I was trans but I played along for the extra money…

Cis white women r passive aggressive n wouldn’t dare try to treat me like shit to my face…

I got hired and things were fine…But some of the girls there acting weird towards me, looking at my neck while they talked to me or studying my crotch in leggings while on break. I ignored it cuz I already knew why!

The same cunt who hired me told the entire staff that I was trans and created unnecessary tension. Some coworkers refused to even acknowledge me but I didn’t give a fuck.

Insecure white cis women r the devil if they feel threatened. I was constantly reminded that I was “very tall” at 5’8” when I wasn’t even the tallest one but was ABSOLUTELY the best looking with the nicest body… There was definitely a 5’11/6ft plus size woman working there but they were dead focused on trying to tear me down passive aggressively with their fuckin silly white cis standards.

And yes I mention race because black cis women wouldn’t dare try that passive aggressive bullshit because they know how it feels being the most disrespected in the world!

The black cis women there kept it respectful and most of them were 🏳️‍🌈 n knew better!

After a few years of being overworked n being subjected to mean girl bullshit I took a leave for mental health n wellness reasons.

In my absence they plotted to confront me about my cleavage and how it made some coworkers feel “uncomfortable”. We were required to wear their athletic clothing so what did they expect in a scoop sports bra??? Like REALLY??? I had a normal amount of cleavage like everyone else even tho I was a DD at the time.

The store manager even told people in front of me that mine were fake thats why they looked so perfect… That ho was so jealous!!!

I took alotta bullshit and it affected me so I didn’t come back and they were PISSED about it 😂😂😂

I later found out their plot from another manager who quit because she refused to be involved in the bullshit. She said they were absolutely JEALOUS and TERRIFIED of me and wanted her to claim SEXUAL HARASSMENT against me because also she’s black and it would look more believable!!!

How did some of these bitches sleep at night???

This is all in his mind, of course. He is clearly an unstable, low-IQ faggot who is prepared to screech and incite drama over the tiniest perceived slight; the women around him are correct to be wary, especially when they're unfortunate enough to share a workplace with him.

I must respectfully disagree with @Syikeblade's assertion upon introducing us to this Nubian queen that he merely cosplays as an escort. This is not your average AGP who jacks off to the idea of being a "sex worker." This guy is 100% engaged in gay prostitution in Providence, RI. His entire Reddit history is posts about perfume, makeup, Victoria's Secret, and escorting. Interestingly, he advertises himself as a top with a "hard-n-ready toy"--he fucks guys for money. I thought that HSTS prostitutes were bottoms, aka they receive anal and give blowjobs to closeted johns, but maybe I'm wrong about that?
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I hate troons but HSTS are such a completely different species, I usually don't mind them because they're just confused turbo-gays on the fringes of society, turning tricks and wasting their money on garbage from Victoria's Secret, they're not a threat in the same way as AGPs. This guy with his seething fantasies of jealous "cis" women is a real specimen, though. Nice find.
 
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I thought most HSTS prostitutes would be bottoms, aka receive anal and give blowjobs to closeted johns, but maybe I'm wrong about that?
Hole is pretty easy to come by on that side of things. It's good dick you have to pay for.

There's also plenty of closeted men that sleep around but never pay for sex. Johns are their own weird circle of hell in the modern world because casual sex is pretty easy to come by unless you're a literal bridge troll. I can only imagine what sort of specimens hire trannies.

In Rhode Island no less.
 
Professor Pipsqueak: a TiF who teaches high school kids goes to very stupid lengths to disguise how mousy she is compared to her young students, stating that her hands are so dainty and fair that even 11-year-olds might need bigger gloves than she does. This inadequacy leads to a deep-seated envy as she watches them, and there's an undercurrent of inappropriate longing in the way she describes seeing boys with their "growing pride, confidence, and ease in their bodies." Creep alert, creep alert!
In his first term, there was a leftist meme making fun of the size of Trump's hands. How petty and wonderful it would be to inform this TiF her hands are smaller than Trump's.
 
This guy is 100% engaged in gay prostitution in Providence, RI. His entire Reddit history is posts about perfume, makeup, Victoria's Secret, and escorting. Interestingly, he advertises himself as a top with a "hard-n-ready toy"--he fucks guys for money. I thought that HSTS prostitutes were bottoms, aka they receive anal and give blowjobs to closeted johns, but maybe I'm wrong about that?
He calls himself Mistress Kaka? As in Mistress Shit? This may be the stupidest nomme d'prostitute I've ever heard.
 
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