📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Pronoun Party]

I think part of what has kept me from getting many if any interviews on top of a shit market is just that I smelled of trans...or somwthing gave it away...

Gosh, I wonder if something about their appearance would give it away...

Spoiler: Selfie

Link Archive

A real head-scratcher, this one!

 

[deermeat]

"I would like to see this country burn for what it is and its culture has done for me and people like me"

It is crazy how all these people act like this, and for what justifiable reason? These people aren't homeless, they aren't financially gatekept from partaking in the expensive hobby communities they infest unlike with a lot of minorities, they get to live in expensive cities all the while still being able to afford to go to hang out at concerts and buy a bunch of clothes and makeup and get their hair done, they get to claim disability while they spend all their time dedicated toward art and playing video games or competing in tournaments, stuff the average working class person cannot fathom doing due to how busy actual work is, especially if they have children.
When was the last time you seen a homeless or dirt poor (as in they are literally poor and unable to do anything except work, not 'I chose to live above my means" poor) tranny who isn't a drug addict? Because unlike most minorities, that is the only time a tranny seems to ever be down on their luck. And even them they still got their buddies to leech off of to prevent themselves from facing true hardship.
You would be dead if it wasn't for the "culture" coddling you like a baby instead of rightfully treating you like the deadbeat that you are.

Spoiler: political sperging kinda

It's not just trannies who say this either, most parasitic leftists preach this sentiment, all of which live very cushy privileged hedonistic lives where none of them have to put in any actual work compared to their counterparts.
If you met people living in western societies who actually gone through stuff and try to live an honest life, they tend to be very patriotic about their country. When it comes to legal mirgrants escpaing their shithole country, it isn't even "Oh Im proud to be Mexican". It's "I'm proud to be Mexican-American" or some other western country. Yet its always the convicts and welfare leeches that preach a different tone and end up ungrateful and hostile.

 

[The Fish That Hides]

Could it be? Someone escaped the gender cult?

Phew, we almost had to deal with another-


Anddd he's going through with it anyway, at 18. now we have a ticking time-bomb of grooming and retardation.


Always. So. Close.

Reddit / Archive

Edit: Forgot to Archive.

 

[deermeat]

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If it is working so great for him that he is telling a kid with a pornrot username that he should use crackhead HRT then why doesn't he show off his beautiful womanly face to his fellow hons?

According to Redective, he frequently posts in communities filled with kids despite alluding to being over 19.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

the rush of anxiety I feel doesn't change the fact I'm an authority figure.

Of course you are, little lady, of course you are.

"I am your teacher and you will listen to me!" with their (his) tiny hands balled up in anger on their (his) very manly hips.

 

[Positron]

is that OP is still on track to have her breasts removed even though she tried to kill herself so close to her surgical date. Boy, they'll just rubber stamp anyone for this shit these days, won't they?

The moneybag is about to self-terminate. What better time than this?

Little buddy
What do you think of when you hear that term?

Max from Sam & Max.

 

[Candidate No 7]

OK so I'm an old fart not up on the lore

LOL. Tove Jansson started the Moomins books in 1945!

 

[MC2]

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Always. So. Close.

The Hongkongers have actually got the right idea. They don't affirm these delusions, they work to get the patient to improve their mental state, get over their "dysphoria", and prevent the inevitable suicide that is trooning out. More medical institutions should do this, and he should feel lucky to live in a place that doesn't just cave to the tranny cult. Despite all that, he still considers this treatment to be "brainwashing", as he talks to a pervert who encourages him to inject himself with troonshine. What a shame.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

The Hongkongers have actually got the right idea. They don't affirm these delusions, they work to get the patient to improve their mental state, get over their "dysphoria", and prevent the inevitable suicide that is trooning out. More medical institutions should do this, and he should feel lucky to live in a place that doesn't just cave to the tranny cult. Despite all that, he still considers this treatment to be "brainwashing", as he talks to a pervert who encourages him to inject himself with troonshine. What a shame.

It's probably because the Hongkongers just found out through actual research that it doesn't actually work. At least not the way people have been saying it works.

 

[Jizzrag]

TTTranny, 7 years on HRT, has a rough day

Spoiler: Text

Went out for errands today in casual girlmode. Neighbor was leaving with his kids so i held the door open for them. “thank you sir” he says as he rushes by. he’s never heard my voice.

i’m 7 years on HRT in 3 weeks and i think it’s unironically joever for me. no stranger sees me as a woman. my friends probably just see me as a she/theymab type. every time i get sir’d at work it just replays in my head all day until i want to blow my head off. i will never be a woman

Spoiler: Pic

He continues in the comments

Spoiler: Text

Chaired a union meeting today and the second my camera came on someone suggested we go around and share pronouns. I crashed out so hard i turned my camera off halfway through and went fully nonverbal for a few hours and just cried on my couch. i don’t want to be this type of animal anymore

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and then when i stopped crying and could speak again i hauled ass to the liquor store by my apartment to get shitfaced with some polish potato vodka. and i get sir’d by my neighbor on my way out. i haven’t been this drunk since the pandemic

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girl that sucks very much i’m sorry

Link but it’s a private sub.

 

[Walnut Pound Cake]

Professor Pipsqueak: a TiF who teaches high school kids goes to very stupid lengths to disguise how mousy she is compared to her young students, stating that her hands are so dainty and fair that even 11-year-olds might need bigger gloves than she does.

I spend the whole lesson trying to hide my hands, which is impossible as a teacher. All of their hands are bigger than mine. Even the 11 to 12 year olds, of both genders, often have larger hands than me.

I've got just the thing for you, lil pooner.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

and then when i stopped crying and could speak again i hauled ass to the liquor store by my apartment to get shitfaced with some polish potato vodka.

Good coping skills. Crying, mutism, then the booze. You ain't going to make it, sir.

 

[lowkeyl0ki]

This made me kek so hard

“I don’t know why my hair is thinning at 17” idk nigga maybe it’s because ur taking bullshit that you were told to take at a young age to look like a FAGGOT.

just to clarify I am not a doctor and I have no clue what would cause this

 

[deermeat]

someone suggested we go around and share pronouns

Oh noooo, you poor thing! My goodness, thats so awful that happened to you : (
I can't imagine going through such a traumatic experience.....

Spoiler: lol

weren't they the ones who started the whole pronoun thing? its good to see that working out for em

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Oh noooo, you poor thing! My goodness, thats so awful that happened to you : (
I can't imagine going through such a traumatic experience.....

It's no fun if they're doing it willingly, not nearly as much as forcing them to do it and derailing/delaying the start of meetings is.

 

[Sean Andalou]

LOL. Tove Jansson started the Moomins books in 1945!

And the video game? And the fandom? And the cosplay? What an old fart!

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Those damn lesbians! Always erasing us!



Reddit -- Archive

Female to male. Trans MAN.
“But you’re the exception.”
No, you just don’t actually think of me as a man.
Fuck allllll the way off with this.
Does this drive anyone else crazy or am I just insane and angry? It just feels so invalidating and like trans erasure.
PSA: Before someone comes at me, I’m talking about identifying a trans MAN. Not as transmasculine. Not as NB leaning masc. I’m a man.

The pooner equivalent of troons versus "chasers".
I'm guessing these are pre-op or no-op, but who knows? .

Top commenter (lesbian?)

Yeah, I'm attracted to women but when lesbians are interested in me it feels like they're focusing in on features they consider feminine and it makes me dysphoric.

More comments
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It happens a lot to me but with "straight" guys interested in me because """"it technically wouldn't be gay"""", it sucks

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I'd feel insulted if a lesbian or a straight guy said they're interested in me romantically/sexually. Like no hate to them, but Jesus Christ I'm not interested in anyone who's exclusively attracted to women regardless if I'm "the exception". I don't wanna be the exception if I'll be met with transphobia

Lots more along the same lines, including a few long rants on the question.
Because it's what being a pooner is like.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Female to male. Trans MAN.
“But you’re the exception.”
No, you just don’t actually think of me as a man.

No one does, missy. That's why it hurts so much to hear,

Yeah, I'm attracted to women but when lesbians are interested in me it feels like they're focusing in on features they consider feminine and it makes me dysphoric.

You mean women who are sexually attracted to women are attracted to your feminine characteristics, not your masculinization and performative "masculinity"? Why would that be?

 

[Pig Cups]

Found a post by a black gay tranny who likes to cosplay as an escort.

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He likes to think that most women see him as competition, as do some other trannies.

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I could care less about their life styles, but them whining about other people is always a laugh.

Reddit Post

“There needs to be something that we possess that they simply don't and isn't easily attainable for them to be jealous.”

Said without a hint of irony.

Jealousy towards the opposite sex for possessing qualities that you don’t have/aren’t attainable? Really? Who does *that* sound like? Hmmm…

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After 6000 hours in MS Paint, I think that this one is a bit more accurate:

 

[Billy Hargrove]

After 6000 hours in MS Paint, I think that this one is a bit more accurate:

Literally known multiple people who don’t care about politics and if they’ve thought about troons at all they just say “I don’t care it’s their life.”

Then a bunch of troons take over their gaming discord or join the MTG club or whatever and they become raging transphobes that would make the average kiwi farmer blush.

 

[Candidate No 7]

College won’t let me into gym until I give them my birth gender?

Hello everyone, as the title states: my college wants to see my birth certificate with my assigned gender at birth for me to use the school gym, which is supposed to be free and open to all genders. It took months for the school to tell me this is why I can’t access the whole gym; I didn’t select a gender so they don’t want me “to go into the wrong locker room” even though they are locked up separately from the gym that everyone shares. i don’t even want to use the locker room! i tried to explain “x is the gender on my state ID” and they stated that didnt work, they need to see the assigned sex on my birth certificate. do I give in and let them assign the gender which I don’t identify to my school file for all administration to see for the rest of my college career, or do I stay strong until I can file some sort of complaint somehow?

TLDR; school won’t let me into their gym until they have my birth gender on file because of the locker rooms, they won’t accept nonbinary as an answer, even though the gym is separate from the locker rooms.

Well blow me with a feather, it sounds vaguely as if "genital checks" are not necessary to keep blokes out of women's locker rooms and vice-versa (though no one gives a shit the other way around.). Which is odd because I'm pretty sure I've seen troons assure us once or twice that transphobes want "genital checks" and that it's pretty much impossible anyway to tell what sex anyone is because there are many definitions and so forth. Now I don't know what to believe any more!

(Also, don't tell me this college checks every student's birth certificate - this person has obviously been clocked and reported.)