Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[ShittlerNiggler]

Thanks to whoever recommended this "Middle East Spetator Guy" the level of cope he has reached is something I didn't know was possible.

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My favourite part was when he was reposting Khamenei's propaganda just three minutes before his death was announced.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

Ho one is trying to kill Zelensky. There are strict orders to make sure he's not dead. Even artillery is ordered to not shoot when he's doing his frontline instagram shuffles.

Plausible. Little Z is the only one capable of killing Ukrainians in the numbers Putin wants.

 

[Lookie-lou]

said a billion times before, nomatter whom loses; the farms always win.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Thanks to whoever recommended this "Middle East Spetator Guy" the level of cope he has reached is something I didn't know was possible.

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"As a matter of fact, I like getting bombed, bish. What do you think about that?"

Whoever said Iran is a lolcow country was entirely right.

 

[Foley]

Is that Chinese balloon still the only F-22 kill?

As far as we know it, yes

 

[Decapitated Nigger Baby]

Goys, with the heaviest heart I have decided that I will NOT be gooning to dead kikes on february 29th, 30th and 31st. Right now I am furiously gooning to kike death and suffering but that decision was the hardest I've ever made....

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

"As a matter of fact, I like getting bomb, bish. What do you think about that?"

Whoever said Iran is a lolcow country was entirely right.

Man I wish the casino wasn't on a break this week. I want PPP to read this telegram in his Ralph voice

 

[Kakkerum420]

Middle East spectator is literally always cope. The people in that group think Iran is going to launch a counteroffensive and be able to play with the U.S. navy and airforce. The levels of cope and seethe in the telegram are off the charts right now.

"Khameini will ressurect, activate Super Saiyan mode and Kamehamehallah all the infidels away, any minute now!"

 

[Nihil Jung]

Looks like Iran tried to hit the Western Wall and missed

https://x.com/MOSSADil/status/2028075508940804422?s=20

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Retards immediately posted the location of the fallen missile online, allowing Iran to adjust their aim for next time.

My "best case scenario" almost happened, for real?? This year rocks.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

More MES coping. Dude, we killed over 40 of your highest ranking officials and the Ayatollah, you aren't doing well.

If you want cope, check out Cirnosad's posting:






Cirno has a history with null as well

💰 Grifter Post in thread '"Mad at the Internet"'

Jul 17, 2025

>I'm not a neet



> 253,000 tweets




Surely cirno avatar is not a creep.



oh ok

• Lidl Drip

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I've been following him for years but his copeposting this time around had me laughing until my sides hurt

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Saudi Arabia says if Iran keeps launching missiles at it, it will join the war

Approximately 40% to even fifty % percent of the populations of Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates are enslaved individuals. If Iran possessed strategic foresight, it might have considered inciting uprisings among enslaved populations by covertly providing them with weapons years ago.

 

[Pure Soap]

Also i hope the other arabs learn that using Indians as air defense is a horrible idea.

I dunno, strapping jeets to hot air balloons and then using them as shields that missiles have to pop Bloons Tower Defense-style sounds pretty kino to me.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Oh good Iran is going to have everyone taking potshots at it. What are the houthis doing?

Probably learning to fish and raise camels soon, as Iran's funding is probably shut off for some time.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2028120499964805297

3 Americans dead, 5 seriously injured.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Sinwar, the guy who decided "How about we attack Israel really bad for once instead of a few missiles that just get shot down" might legitimately go down in history as the most influential figure of modern times.

That one decision was enough for everyone to go "Right, that's enough. Islam has to go". Hezbullah would still be around, Palestine would still be allowed to do their token 10 missiles at Israel every quarter, Iran would be relatively untouched. This one guy basically disrupted the entire Islamist gravy train and saw the entire world just root on the destruction of everything.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

If you want cope, check out Cirnosad's posting:

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Cirno has a history with null as well

💰 Grifter Post in thread '"Mad at the Internet"'

Jul 17, 2025

>I'm not a neet



> 253,000 tweets




Surely cirno avatar is not a creep.



oh ok

• Lidl Drip

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I've been following him for years but his copeposting this time around had me laughing until my sides hurt

bro we are not going nuclear or SURRENDERING because they shot a missile at some random oil extraction platform we don't even own.

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https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2028120499964805297

3 Americans dead, 5 seriously injured.

well, that's that then. kill them all. post-haste, my good sir. the kikes know what it's like losing a couple of guys to retarded spaz-out muzzie missiles. there's no further discussions to be had. americans have been killed and probably not even anyone participating in the attacks.

these sand-niggers have to go. NOW.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’m curious as to who’s the Mossad spy on that general staff.

At a certain point of attrition I’m going to suspect anyone that hasn’t been killed is a Mossad agent.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

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https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2028120499964805297

3 Americans dead, 5 seriously injured.

Fuck. Lets bomb Iran some more to avenge them

 

[babadook]

My feed is full of Iranian baddies and I’m half tempted to sign up for the special military operation. Well played, Mossad. Well played.

Incel moid hands typed this post...

 

[Farm Hand]

Sirens in Tel Aviv.

Former President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and several of his close-associates and bodyguards were reportedly killed in a strike yesterday on Tehran by the Israeli Air Force.
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Ahmadinejad always stuck to my mind because whenever he appeared on TV during his time as president, he always seemed to be the shortest guy in the group he's imaged with. Even when it's a video clip of him speaking at a podium or some such, he's surrounded by people taller than him.