Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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1999 prick said:
32 confirmed jeet deaths and not a single American blood was spilled.
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Another raid by Paki protestors this time at the US consulate in Lahore.
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There are also protests in India mostly within the Kashmir region.

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The Democrats would have told them to stand down and let the protestors burn the embassy to the ground. I don't think anyone told the protestors that there's been a change in management and the USA isn't fucking around anymore.
 
1999 prick said:
32 confirmed jeet deaths and not a single American blood was spilled.
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Another raid by Paki protestors this time at the US consulate in Lahore.
paki lahore.mp4

There are also protests in India mostly within the Kashmir region.

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Kashmir1.mp4

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kashmir2.mp4

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Kashmir3.mp4
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The dead mujeets in question:
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HC4CWH said:
Former President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and several of his close-associates and bodyguards were reportedly killed in a strike yesterday on Tehran by the Israeli Air Force.
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Maduro: Churro'd
El Mencho: Gunted
Ayatollah: Casserolla'd
Assad and Ahmadinejad: Mossad'ed

It's like the baptism scene from the Godfather. Who'd have thunk back in 2006 that the one to felt the Axis of Evil would be the host of Celebrity Apprentice?
 
Quijibo69 said:
Should I buy Dubai chocolate to celebrate? I wonder what is going to happen with that now?
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Buy some Hershey's and get some pistachios grown in America, and let the world go back to remembering "Dubai Chocolate" as a slang term for a sex act enjoyed by rich middle eastern men.
(They're all laughing at all the people clamoring for the dessert named after it, btw)
 
mr. testicular torsion said:
>gets bombed by israel with the help of the us
>bombs the entirety of the middle east
>dies
what is this method called
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The Khomeini Cry-Bitch Method?

SmugAutist said:
The Duran
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Idk if it's "off-topic" for Iran being beatdown but it feels right... :punished:

When you can't even say my name
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Go on, call my name
I can't play this game, so I ask again
Will you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?

Cedric_Eff said:
So are US wars now correlated to solar cycles?
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The moon, perhaps? Shit.. maybe they're summoning Mog or something?

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Worm Moon then "Blood moon" on Tuesday March 3rd, 2026. Huh.

3-2-1836 said:
They want to have total air domination with drones and helicopters overhead to supress the security forces like Libya before the revolution is given the greenlight.
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Probably true I just hope we don't do the same goofy shit we did in the sandbox before... like handing out IR chemlights to rando fucks and saying "please light up the IRGC locations" and instead the guys just drop them on the rooftops of people they owe money to or hate.

DumbDude43 said:
for all practical considerations, it's infinite. there's billions of browns in the turd world (over a billion in india alone) all breeding like rabbits, constantly churning out an endless stream of brownlings looking to flood into the west.
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So what's the jeet version of "kekekeke" when they zerg-rush the west? saarsaarsaarsarr?
 
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