Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[RMQualtrough]

Battle of Zallaqa (1086 CE): Yusuf b. Tashfin of the Almoravid (Al-Murabit) dynasty defeated Christian Castilian forces in Spain. He ordered 24,000 defeated Castilians beheaded, with the heads piled into structures for muezzins to call prayers from, and sent severed heads to cities in North Africa and Spain as a display of victory over Christians.

Early 19th century: In 1807, during a British expedition to Egypt, Ottoman forces beheaded hundreds of British soldiers, with heads displayed on spikes outside Rosetta

Stop it Muhammad

So they've always been subhuman basically... What a surprise...

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Iran gave them the design, Russia produces their own at a massive scale now and have new designs for them with the Geran 2, 3, and 4 variations. They might actually be up to 6 now.

The Shaheds aren’t rocket science to make. Iran had a sweet deal until people saw how easy they are to produce. They got African migrants making them in Moscow.

Russias are more advanced than Irans now. They’re strapping R73s on them now.

 

[>IMPLYING]

Trump is literally a 80s/90s boomer democrat with a Jewish in-law.

A Jew also gave him financial advice once which net him 6 million dollars in profit.
Coincidence? Yes

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

German Lügenpresse with some beautiful images for its articles.

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They always make Trump look so cool.

 

[DickMain]

Trump making them use more of their bombs and planes ie money to help with this operation brings me a small amount of amusement. They are so cheap they wanted the us to foot all of the risk and the bill.

"Uhhhhh maybe you give two fighters and a hundred bombs? Is a good deal, yeah?"

 

[Platonic Ideal]

Can somebody PLEASE tell me if Bulgaria is okay??

 

[pooterino]

A US Navy base got hit in Bahrain.

Are they touching the broats???

Supposedly a US Ship got hit with missiles.

edit: I've caught up and yes, they've touched a boat.

 

[Fruttasecca]

To kind of break it down, the Gaslighting Retard style of argument is to make a wildly false or stunningly stupid claim that is tangential to the current event itself,

Yes, like claiming Muttistan has to bomb people to make them "prosperous".

 

[babadook]

Iran is trying, and failing so far, to hit the world's tallest building

is Ethan Hunt okay?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Iranian Foreign Minister talking to Al Jizz right now. Says the Arab states are involved because they house Americans, and Iran will continue bombing the gulf states.

 

[R9K Insurgent]

The more of the world America controls, the easier it is to do the shit we need to do at home.

Worked well for the Roman Empire

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Can somebody PLEASE tell me if Bulgaria is okay??

I already made a post about Bulgaria.

 

[pro drivor]

we should have a shadow conflict with Arabs on the behalf of Israel for the last 50 years.

that's also the reason why they scream "death to america" all the fucking time. some people are unable to understand context and will get an appetite for blood just because their feelings got hurt. showing me images of them screaming that phrase still is not going to make me want to deepthroat Israel because "american" politicians being whores for Israel is why they are screaming that in the first fuckin place.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Funniest bit of the thread so far is learning that nobody married the hulkster

I remember him claiming that he had a big booty dominican (ie brown) gf and that proved that his obsession with old man dick and diapers wasn't him being a gayfaggot who sucks cock and eat cum.

Have i been bamboozled and Hulkypoo is actually a faggot, consistent with how he acts and speak?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

That's what he's trying to say. He doesn't need to be blackmailed.

Why blackmail a guy ALREADY ON YOUR SIDE.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Iranian Foreign Minister talking to Al Jizz right now. Says the Arab states are involved because they house Americans, and Iran will continue bombing the gulf states.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gCNeDWCI0vo

Who knew the Death To America preachers would do such a thing? Muham-mad jizz guzzlers can't wait to be taken goat style by their prophet.

 

[Unredacted TND]

Why blackmail a guy ALREADY ON YOUR SIDE.

I am literally agreeing with you.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Battle of Zallaqa (1086 CE): Yusuf b. Tashfin of the Almoravid (Al-Murabit) dynasty defeated Christian Castilian forces in Spain. He ordered 24,000 defeated Castilians beheaded, with the heads piled into structures for muezzins to call prayers from, and sent severed heads to cities in North Africa and Spain as a display of victory over Christians.

Early 19th century: In 1807, during a British expedition to Egypt, Ottoman forces beheaded hundreds of British soldiers, with heads displayed on spikes outside Rosetta

Stop it Muhammad

And what did those lovely gentle Religion of Peace conquerers do to the women of the defeated Castilians I wonder...

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I am literally agreeing with you.

Yeah no I was just emphasizing the point

 

[libRT]

They're not going to do shit. They've always wanted to avoid open conflict, they prefer to undermine shit slowly over time. Everything jewspergs accuse jews of being the chinese are times 10.

Their army is nearly twice the size of yours, and your military is well practiced in shooting sand niggers and not a real army. Plus logistically China has the advantage, europe isn't fond of the US and are far too poor to participate in any real war.