💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Did we ever figure out what is up with Jack's health? He had multiple surgeries earlier this year.
 
Ouija Board said:
I've had the Dollar Tree "steak" (PL: I'm a poor person on foodstamps, which is why I am so appalled at how Jack could buy expensive stuff only for it to go to waste.) and they are horrible as fuck. They contain "meat glue" and it's really just different, inferior meats glued together. You can't even get a good char or brown on them and they are dry, stringy and fatty and it tastes like fucking dog food, which wouldn't surprise me if it's the same kind of meat they put in dog food. And it' not even visually appealing either, it looks anemic and like it's weeks old or some shit.
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I was considering getting one or more of these just to try them, not that I'd have expected much. But still, dollar steak. How bad could it be? As soon as I saw this absolute pleb Jack giving it a good review, I knew it was complete shit. If you watch other reviews of this abomination, you'll notice Jack is the only person who doesn't say it's flat out horrible. Most reviewers don't even finish it.
 
waffle said:
Did we ever figure out what is up with Jack's health? He had multiple surgeries earlier this year.
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if i remember correctly, he made a video where he basically blamed his kidney stones on the low quality of the city's tap water or something along those lines

sure, i've heard there are links between tap water and kidney stones, but when it comes to a guy who consistently eats as terribly as jack does i have a hard time believing that tap water was the cause
 
Aaway said:
if i remember correctly, he made a video where he basically blamed his kidney stones on the low quality of the city's tap water or something along those lines

sure, i've heard there are links between tap water and kidney stones, but when it comes to a guy who consistently eats as terribly as jack does i have a hard time believing that tap water was the cause
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Jack falls for gimmicks, that's why his kitchen is full of "As Seen On TV" crap. He spent all this money on a water system, all the comments say he fell for a scam and instead of looking into anything, he just calls all the commenters wrong and defended the company.
He's tried every fad diet, I think he's on Paleo now (he loves it, allows him to eat as much fat as he wants) and was drinking bone broth and doing p90x a few years ago.
 
JackDavis said:
Jack falls for gimmicks, that's why his kitchen is full of "As Seen On TV" crap. He spent all this money on a water system, all the comments say he fell for a scam and instead of looking into anything, he just calls all the commenters wrong and defended the company.
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He does the same thing when people point out that in his videos, he's eating meat completely raw and is obviously a fucking idiot. He somehow even managed to serve that dollar steak raw even though it takes all of 3 or 4 minutes to cook it all the way through.

The man is a buffoon.
 
Here's my review of some of Jack's "Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste". I bought these about a year ago because I was curious as to how in the holy hell he was able to get his product on the shelves of Walmart across the country. I ordered a jar of BBQ, Hot BBQ, Terikyaki and his Best Seasoning You'll Ever Taste. What obnoxious names for products btw. I don't have the jars in front of me, I'm doing this all by memory unfortunately.

The problem with the sauces is really evident when you open them up. They have a really weird consistency. Usually sauces are thickened by simmering them until they reduce to the thickness you desire, but that takes a lot of effort and time. These sauces are cheap (not in price, they were quite expensive, but in quality). They clearly use a cheap thickening agent, I'm guessing Xantham Gum or corn starch, so it separates kinda like jello instead of being smooth.

As for the taste, the teriyaki wasn't bad, it's pretty hard to mess up teriyaki, it's a very simple recipe (soy sauce + sugar + aromatics). I could eat it again. The BBQ was bad, I wouldn't want them on my ribs. It's pretty telling how when he makes any BBQ, he doesn't use his own sauce. As for his Seasoning, all it is is Salt, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder and Pepper. It's nothing special that you don't already have in your pantry.
 
always cracked me up when jack would attack a restaurant for advertising something as "the world's best" when the moron calls his own sauce just that

and then when people would point that out he'd hilariously respond with something like "well when I first let people sample it they all called it the world's best"
 
One of the easiest foods to cook and he manages to burn it. Jack is just so full of shit, he's always trying to convince the viewer that bad things are good and he's right we're wrong. Prime example, he tries to slice the ribs and they disintegrate on him and he's in awe of how amazing that is and how it's like "pulled pork". No Jack, your ribs are black and if the meat falls apart like that and effortlessly pulls off the bone, it means they're way overcooked.
 
JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_3CQicPgLjsOne of the easiest foods to cook and he manages to burn it. Jack is just so full of shit, he's always trying to convince the viewer that bad things are good and he's right we're wrong. Prime example, he tries to slice the ribs and they disintegrate on him and he's in awe of how amazing that is and how it's like "pulled pork". No Jack, your ribs are black and if the meat falls apart like that and effortlessly pulls off the bone, it means they're way overcooked.
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Burnt on the outside, disgustingly pink on the inside, topped off with the least appetizing thumbnail possible. Now that's what I call a Jack Scalfani plate of ribs.
 
Adamska said:
This comes from a fat narcissist who thought year old brisket covered in char would be the perfect chili meat.
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And who screeched autistically when the contest he took it to would rather puke it up than eat it. Bugged chili contest mechanics!
 
AnOminous said:
And who screeched autistically when the contest he took it to would rather puke it up than eat it. Bugged chili contest mechanics!
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After pretending he put raw chicken in the oven because he overcooked polento for like an hour and lost patience.
 

He enters this tiny BBQ joint, the owner holds up his hand and says "no photos!", Jack says "oh that's good cus this is all video!", the owner says "no photos!" again and Jack still doesn't take him seriously because the owner was really nice about it. What a jerk.
 
jack has no problem shoving a camera into someone's face but then acts all annoyed and confused when they tell him to stop filming

or in this case, he just flat out ignores the guy and keeps filming
 
JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HvoGA9AJw0
He enters this tiny BBQ joint, the owner holds up his hand and says "no photos!", Jack says "oh that's good cus this is all video!", the owner says "no photos!" again and Jack still doesn't take him seriously because the owner was really nice about it. What a jerk.
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There are places they'd flat out kick your ass and bounce your head off the pavement outside for that shit.
 
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