- Joined
- Mar 29, 2013
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
- Thread starter Gentlebastard
- Start date
-
🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
He's probably use congealed chicken for his attempt, I'd imagine. I remember there was one episode where he used chicken out of a can because was puportedly pushed for time. Isn't he unemployed, though?
- Joined
- Sep 3, 2014
I really would love to see Ramsay watch him eat either the McCormick raw chicken or that one I showed you with the Polento that looked like he didn't even cook it and just covered it in spices.
I legit think he knows how shitty his food is on some level, which is why he chokes so much of it with spices to drown it out.
I legit think he knows how shitty his food is on some level, which is why he chokes so much of it with spices to drown it out.
Aaway
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2016
yeah that sounds about right. while he always gives his cooking two thumbs up in his videos, his face sometimes says completely otherwise
i mean, his own son has said that his cooking kinda sucks
eequalsmc2
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2016
This works better than ipecac
Asa_Spades60
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2016
And probably tastes like one too.
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2016
Has anyone else noticed how this fucker rarely blinks? Nothing like having a fat, sweaty, bald man make unwavering eye contact while he shoved half a taco into his mouth to really rev up the appetite.
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2016
If you want to call it that, sure
JackDavis
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 9, 2017
This absolutely drives me crazy too. He acts like he's so smart because when you hit two eggs together, only one of them breaks. But that's stupid because he doesn't know which of the two will break, so it takes more time!
Anyways, yesterday he uploaded a recipe for "Parmesan Garlic Cauliflower Mashed Potatoes". There are no potatoes in the recipe! What the recipe does contain is Heavy Whipping Cream (about 2 cups), a stick of butter, a cup of milk and a block of Parmesan cheese. He's so happy with how he's eating such healthy cauliflower that he says this is how he's gonna make "mashed potatoes" from now on. Also at the very end of the video he double dips his tasting spoon and tells us how he's taking the bowl to a BBQ later.
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2017
As a person who took and went to culinary classes in college, this shit drives me banana's the man has absolutely no idea on how to cook ANYTHING!!
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2017
I know, its classic trickery at its best. I'll be shocked if someone is actually impressed with his "food"
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
And the abuse of bitmojis.
- Joined
- May 20, 2016
JackDavis
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 9, 2017
In regards to these Dollar Store steaks, they're actually really expensive. $1 gets you 3.8oz of steak, which contains about 1/3rd added water weight. You can't even get a good sear on the dollar store steaks because of how much water is in them, also they sit in bromaline (found in pineapples, used as a tenderizer) for so long that they fall apart. This is about $6 a pound. You can go to your grocery store and get a really nice fresh steak for $8 a pound, maybe $5 if it's on sale.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
Depending where you live, it's entirely possible to get some round roast or chuck roast, sometimes at prices like a couple bucks a pound. It's a matter of shopping around. And as for the pineapple as a tenderizer thing, you can get an actual fucking pineapple for a buck or two! And yes, just using actual pineapple slices to tenderize is delicious! This is a great way to make a ham, and plus, you get to eat the rest of the pineapple. Do not discount pineapple as something to eat if you have only experienced it as a horrible pizza topping or something that comes out of a can.
However, do NOT ever eat one of these dollar store "steaks." If you ever get sent to a gulag as a political prisoner, and they offer you a choice between eating one of these things and death, choose death.
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2013
I've had the Dollar Tree "steak" (PL: I'm a poor person on foodstamps, which is why I am so appalled at how Jack could buy expensive stuff only for it to go to waste.) and they are horrible as fuck. They contain "meat glue" and it's really just different, inferior meats glued together. You can't even get a good char or brown on them and they are dry, stringy and fatty and it tastes like fucking dog food, which wouldn't surprise me if it's the same kind of meat they put in dog food. And it' not even visually appealing either, it looks anemic and like it's weeks old or some shit.