💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Looney Troons]

I think the biggest surprise is that his location hasn’t been revealed based upon his door yet. If he were a more prevalent and interesting cow, this would’ve been done immediately.

 

[JeanRob1]

I think the biggest surprise is that his location hasn’t been revealed based upon his door yet. If he were a more prevalent and interesting cow, this would’ve been done immediately. View attachment 8594592

Every Japanese house looks the same. It's harder than an hotel

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Did he not do any research on not just the company, but the industry he was flying across the world to work for?

This is Chibi we're talking about. He only heard "Tokyo" and "job" and that was all he needed to sign the papers.

He also said that if this didn't work he could just transfer to an IT position. So... why hasn't he? Oh that's right he totally lacks the skills and the knowledge to do so.

I think the biggest surprise is that his location hasn’t been revealed based upon his door yet. If he were a more prevalent and interesting cow, this would’ve been done immediately. View attachment 8594592

Not much you can get from just a door like that. It's pretty standard in a lot of short term rental apartments. You have one room with a bed and desk and not much else. A short hallway with a bathroom, small galley kitchen and toilet room and that's about it.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Chibi tour guide. He is out and about with a hobo beard
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Given the current hard-right prime minister's pledge to purge the western foreign influence from Japan and restrict visitors and resident that are non-Japanese from coming to Japan, I would say the tides are very much against him.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

God, Chibi is so fat. You have to purposfully try to be fat in Japan, but leave it to our expert gaijin here.

 

[VisceraNexus]

Did he not do any research on not just the company, but the industry he was flying across the world to work for?

No, and no. I can guarantee the only kind of research he does on anything that becomes his "dream" is surface level and only confirms what he pictures in his head. Any information he receives to the contrary slips right past him because he chooses not to consider it, he doesn't want to. The fact that consequences for his horrible decisions are never his alone to deal with helps a lot. It's part of what keeps him entertaining as a cow I think, he fumbles everything he puts his mind to and then just walks away from it, onto the next thing.

 

[HRT Heisenberg]

I would like to entertain the possibility that his job is not in fact a scam, just a half decent job for foreigners. The only reason he's being treated like it's a scam is because he's already burned bridges and fucked everthing by his work ethic. His employer might just be avoiding him as much as possible and waiting for the contract to end. Although surely he'll run out of money first? Right?

 

[BeffJezos]

Every non-retarded ESL employer over-hires, because it's an insanely transient industry. Much more so than the restaurant industry, where 50+% of back of house workers (cooks, dish washers) have a felony on their record. 40% of new ESL hires don't make it 3 months and half of the remaining 60% don't sign a second teaching contract (typically 12-18 months).

Cheebs is part of the 70% who go over to Asia, hoping to find an Asian waifu, but their shitty work ethic and retardation  shockingly results in them coming up empty-handed. They either struggle to adapt or get frustrated and go back home.

What these people fail to understand is that interracial relationships (not marriage, just going on a single date with a foreigner in public) is social suicide for their desired traditional Asian woman who belongs to a monoculture. It's very similar to a small town white girl being seen with the town black man in the 1950s.

The sort of Japanese woman who'd entertain dating an ESL teacher (low-paying job by Japanese standards) likely has no desirable local prospects to choose from, which is why they settle for the gaijin teacher who might eventually take them back to their Western country one day (where they can get residency, then dump the schmuck for someone better).

It's the same for Korean women. Maybe 25% of English-speaking Vietnamese and Thai women are more open to dating foreigners if they're not in a rural area. However, dating their own kind is almost always preferable (unless they're obsessed with Western culture or have trauma related to dating local men). Most don't want to be seen as being stretched out by a BWC-having foreigner as it'll kill their prospects of finding a desirable local man.

As to why Cheebs hasn't been fired yet, it's incredibly inefficient and time-consuming. Asian bureaucracy puts Western bureaucracy to shame. His boss would have to REALLY hate him to take a day off work to go stand in line at a government office for 6-8 hours for a couple stamps. Plus, work and residency permits aren't cheap. It would make his boss look bad if he wasted additional company funds on processing a visa termination. That basically never happens, unless an ESL teacher diddles a kid or steals/vandalizes company property.

E: to avoid double-posting.

 

[SumDumKunt]

Gonna vent a bit here..
I've only been aware of this guy for a few months and not even sure where to start.

Spoiler: lots of words

So he's a bigtime weeb and has visited Japan a bunch and now he wants to live here. Someone I know mentioned he was looking for work, and I could actually help him out. The problem is it's a big pain in the ass to contact him.
This guy was trying to connect us, but at some point, Chibi or his mods seem to have made a grand purge of his social media accounts. Ironically, it was trying to figure out wtf happened that led me to this forum.

I can sympathize with wanting to avoid trolling and whatnot, but it seems like he wants to have it both ways. He wants the attention and clout of being the "guy in Japan" but also militantly locks down all avenues of communication. He wants to be an IRL streamer but seems to detest anyone else who does it, which is self-defeating and leads to him just wandering around sheepishly with his phone pointed at the ground.

Not to deprive you of your entertainment, but my advice to him would be gtfo social media. I think it's the biggest thing holding him back. He gets that empty admiration for "living in Japan" but isn't actually building anything (income, career, skills). The YouTube-faced Western dude in Japan space is crazy saturated. He has no language ability or connections to show anything unique like people who can spend a day with someone running a business or practicing a craft. Stream as a hobby, fine, but marathon sessions playing FFX is just burning valuable time.

And then there's his English job. I assume most of the "scam" talk is just to say it's not a secure full-time type of job you would want for living in Japan, which is true. In a way, the whole Eikaiwa market is just "scam" jobs now. Even when I was a fresh-faced weeb decades ago, Eikaiwa companies were all looking for ways to cap hours to avoid paying benefits. By the 2010s, you had a flood of companies that did little more then play matchmaker between teacher and student. As several have pointed out, nowadays it's quite normal to just have a roster of gig workers to fill in a schedule. If one bails, get another warm body to take their place. Even the more "legit" companies that put you into actual schools, they'll toss you around the country and end your contract and visa on a moment's notice.

And this is where I understand people's frustration in this thread. This dude has the money and time to uproot his whole life and live in Tokyo. He has a 1-year visa. He bemoans getting no work hours, but I dare say that's his greatest asset. It's much harder to coast on an Eikaiwa job now, but on the flip side, you can grab a work visa and retain more freedom than ever. I know people who have one company sponsor them and then make the bulk of their income solo doing freelance stuff.

This is assuming he wants to teach. Maybe he doesn't like Eikaiwa. Well, literally any hobby or cultural pursuit he could think of, there is likely a group nearby or a way to earn a certification. A year is plenty of time to set yourself up with skills and connections to make something work. Can a bearded hobo get JLPT N1 in just one year?? Make a video series on that, even. Study With Me streams seem popular enough.

My suspicion, though, is he doesn't really have to work or try. People talk about his "plot armor" and I think the boring explanation is he's just well funded by family. I've known guys like this where "I have no money" really means "I'm not personally earning money at the moment" but there's always a third party ready to top them off. Especially with the exchange rate now, it doesn't take a ton of money to coast along for a year. The debt-maxing theory certainly seems plausible as well.

So why did I write a fucking novel about this guy I don't even know? I dunno, why did you all make a 1000 page thread about him? I was a young weeb too, once, and that's why I came to Japan. I still enjoy anime/manga but I also had to build a stable life and grow up to some extent. So, I see a bit of myself in Chibi and do enjoy when people come to Japan with genuine interest and get to experience everything for the first time. For all the trolling and mockery, I see a lot of people who wish he'd get his shit together and flourish. The problem is he's pushing 40, which I promise you is still young, but he's 10+ years behind in terms of his current career and life goals, and his relative stability and comfort so far have left him without the necessary motivation to make up for lost time.

Maybe he doesn't gaf and will prance around the Nintendo Museum and fuck off back to the U.S. But on the off-chance that he's serious about wantng to make it work here, it's just a shame to see him over halfway in with nothing to show for it.

 

[BeffJezos]

Chibi is too lazy and sheltered to make anything of himself. His family got him an $80k/year job before he left it to weeb around Japan. His mother tried to protect him when people called her, saying he sent nudes to a minor. As long as she's alive (and his grandmother is paying for his flights to spend Christmas back home, thus, further enabling him), nothing will change.

Cheebs knows he always has a fallback plan. As @SumDumKunt said, Chibi is pushing 40 and has no skills or career prospects. He's basically on the same level as a 22-year-old recent college graduate stoner with a useless degree. Time is running out, both for him and his time in glorious Nihon.

 

[Deez Nuts]

He left a decent paying job that let him fuck off for weeks at a time so he could live like a hobo in Japan. He has zero real drive to change anything about himself. Sure I’d like to see the guy figure it out, but I promise you are wasting your time. His mom wasted years on him and funded him and he still acts like this.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

God, Chibi is so fat. You have to purposfully try to be fat in Japan, but leave it to our expert gaijin here.

If all you eat is takoyaki, instant ramen and your only exercise is walking to the local Yoshinoya for some gyudon you're going to get fat.

And his beard isn't helping matters.

What these people fail to understand is that interracial relationships (not marriage, just going on a single date with a foreigner in public) is social suicide for their desired traditional Asian woman who belongs to a monoculture. It's very similar to a small town white girl being seen with the town black man in the 1950s.

In some inaka town far away from the big city where there's no non-Japanese people for miles this might be true. But for places like Tokyo or Osaka where there's a large gaijin population, relatively speaking compared to being out the boonies, women tend to be more open to dating a gaijin. In fact about... 25 years ago it was a badge of honor to have a gaijin boyfriend because they weren't shy and reticent like a lot of Japanese men are. A foreigner will hold her hand in public, give her a kiss as they're waiting for the bus or send her a message saying how much they miss her. And for a while a lot of Japanese women thought that halfu kids, those being half-Japanese and half-whatever else were cuter.

Okay maybe if you're talking traditional women but let's get real here. It's the 21st century and these traditional women are few and far between. The real problem is that of marriage or how she's going to introduce her non-Japanese boyfriend to her parents who want grandkids and want them to be Japanese.

 

[TV's Adam West]

God, Chibi is so fat. You have to purposfully try to be fat in Japan, but leave it to our expert gaijin here.

Uh

Don't you know sumo wrestlers are basically treated as Gods?

You'd know that if you went to Japan, like chibi did.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

For all the trolling and mockery, I see a lot of people who wish he'd get his shit together and flourish.

If Cheebs was just a harmless weeb, perhaps. Unfortunately, he tries to fuck kids and only keeps friends/partners for precisely as long as they are useful.

He doesn't see the value in striving for anything which is why all his talk of becoming ペラペラ in Japanese language and a top-earning IT professional instead of an Eikaiwa word-regurgitator is best ignored.

His solution to a coding problem was not to study proper syntax or interrogate the logic of the expression. It was simply to ask his Discord kittens for the answer. That's the purest distillation of his bone-idle nature.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Cheebs is part of the 70% who go over to Asia, hoping to find an Asian waifu

The sad thing is he isn't even a sexpat; as far as I'm aware he's never expressed any interest in getting some yellow strange. He is in love with his fantasy version of Japan, not its people.

He left a decent paying job that let him fuck off for weeks at a time so he could live like a hobo in Japan.

Because in his mind he's only ever one chance encounter away from being discovered and all his dreams coming true. It's the same reason he continues to stream to a dozen disinterested viewers.

He expected that as soon as the Nips realised the Aryan ubermensch they had on their soil he'd be elevated to the status of a god, in all his fat greasy glory, and material worries like visas and having a job would cease to matter.

 

[hfuenms83]

I think the biggest surprise is that his location hasn’t been revealed based upon his door yet. If he were a more prevalent and interesting cow, this would’ve been done immediately.

His location was already broadly spotted after his first IRL stream from Japan… check page 1012 and quote below:

The arcade he ate across the street from is the Sunrise Katama Arcade.
Sunrise Kamata Shopping Street
7-68-1 Nishikamata, Ota City, Tokyo 144-0051, Japan

He lives next to this is seems. Far from, "Walking distance to Haneda."View attachment 7799638

Just viewed some more and he passes a Triumph dealership right before crossing the street and announcing he is at his apartment. The Triumph dealerships address is 3‑31‑14 Higashi‑Yaguchi, Ota-ku, Tokyo 146‑0094, Japan

To be fair I guess that would be the location of his Japanese “friend” whose couch he occupied for his first few weeks in Japan… but I would wager that lazy bastard did move as little as possible when gauging for apartments of his own.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I prefer not having Chibi's current phonebook tbh. Despite being an incredibly dull cow he still has the kind of dedicated faggot weens who would go out of their way to try and get him evicted, and we're already living on borrowed time.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

To be fair I guess that would be the location of his Japanese “friend” whose couch he occupied for his first few weeks in Japan… but I would wager that lazy bastard did move as little as possible when gauging for apartments of his own.

That was the place where he was couch surfing.

He then said that he wanted to find a place close to Oimachi in Shinagawa meaning his "job" was somewhere in that area. Whether he managed to find a place there or not is another story though.

 

[Resident Sneasel]

You should elaborate on this because it sounds like really deep-cut information that I don’t think anyone here has

I don't really have access to any of these accounts anymore as I made them when I was a teenager, but there was a pretty close knit community of people who ran facebook pages where we'd post relevant memes back then. We'd generally group up by communities and Adam was an admin on the page ChibiNekoDemyx which seemingly no longer exists, The reason I knew it was Adam (despite the page name sharing one of his known aliases) is because he both posted pictures of himself but also tagged his posts as either -Adam or something incredibly gay and wolf related. I don't remember if he was one of the people starting the chatrooms and inviting people but he definitely joined quite a bit. People would rp as characters from whatever gay franchise they liked in text chat via Chatzy and it wasn't uncommon for members to just start erp'ing in the middle of it, Adam was a part of multiple ERP sessions I can remember. I couldn't have been older than 13-14 at the time but the age ranges of people in these chats were anywhere between 12 (my friend lily, fake name) and early 20s (some guy named Andrew who ran a page about another kingdom hearts character)

Edit The site we used was called Chatzy, I also played BoardGameOnline with Adam multiple times as a teen.

If anyone has any experience recovering old facebook accounts and can give advice one of the accounts that I used back then still does exist and its possible that others who were a part of this community could be contacted to give testimonies.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Genuinely might be an influx of weens from Major Chilla and Vlade's videos. I re-remembered Chibi after watching a Fatal Walter video about Russell Greer and the algorithm just started pumping FW's videos about Chibi back at me. Somehow still more boring than Foodie Beauty.


Don't you mean CavewomanDCJ? Did you know he trooned out?
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Christ almighty. Of course he lives in Tokyo. Why do so many faggots think the Japanese are going to accept them?