🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[RodgerDodger]

Are we sure Russ' birth family isn't of the tribe, because that hand-written note is as close to the meme as I've ever seen in real life. "I promise to pay $1,600 on 1/9, but since that's a Friday, I promise I'll pay on Monday. But oy-vey! Monday is one week from MLK Day, so I guess I'll get it to you on the 26th. I promise I'll get your $800 on February 2nd."

It's the same song and dance he gave the court regarding paying sanctions to Hardin. It's in his playbook of successful plight pleadings, so it gets repeated.

 

[3-2-1836]

Is it speculation to think that Russell is mopping floors and ubering the Vegas dregs around in his finest polyester wrinkle-proof monkey suit...just to hop on a round-trip Greyhound to get him his penis sucked?

Even better, Greyhound doesn't serve Nye county which are the closest brothels to Vegas, so he has to take the Greyhound all the way to Reno to get him his penis sucked.

Round trip less than $250 today. It does make me smile that prices have gone down on some routes and Russ may have paid over the odds for a doomed trip that only helped KF and Hardin.

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That's not the total, that's just the outbound, a roundtrip is $450

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Protip

My nigga that was almost 30 years ago when I was barely out of high school. Your characterization of the East Asian buses doesn’t match the reality when those buses originate from Chinatown in NYC. Absolute shit show, loads of Africans with chickens in cages (someone lost a turtle during the ride I took) and the drivers taking turns at 100 MPH so people fall out of their seats if they’re trying to nap on the trip. Google “Chinatown bus.” Never fucking again.

 

[There She Glows]

Protip from someone who was once a broke ass college student: Instead of Greyhound, look for bus companies that are patronized by East Asians. Like Megabus out of NYC is in the same price range, but instead of a bus full of tweakers and schizos, it's all highly polite and civic-minded Chinese families who probably own millions of dollars in laudromats but consider it a shamefur dispray to buy a plane ticket when busses are half the price.

My nigga that was almost 30 years ago when I was barely out of high school. Your characterization of the East Asian buses doesn’t match the reality when those buses originate from Chinatown in NYC. Absolute shit show, loads of Africans with chickens in cages (someone lost a turtle during the ride I took) and the drivers taking turns at 100 MPH so people fall out of their seats if they’re trying to nap on the trip. Google “Chinatown bus.” Never fucking again.

Also a majority of the existing lines were shutdown in 2012. All of the safety issues and connections to organized crime makes for a fun quick wikipedia read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinatown_bus_lines

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

My nigga that was almost 30 years ago when I was barely out of high school. Your characterization of the East Asian buses doesn’t match the reality when those buses originate from Chinatown in NYC. Absolute shit show, loads of Africans with chickens in cages (someone lost a turtle during the ride I took) and the drivers taking turns at 100 MPH so people fall out of their seats if they’re trying to nap on the trip. Google “Chinatown bus.” Never fucking again.

Did they find the turtle? And if you found it, did you keep it?

 

[Pee Cola]

All this bus sperging makes me wonder why Americans don't spell Greyhound "Grayhound". I mean you guys misspell the colour grey as "gray"; I just find this anomaly interesting.

at least this particular tangent is more wholesome than the usual tangent of "is or isn't Greee a potential rapist"... we really need some more funny soon

My nigga that was almost 30 years ago when I was barely out of high school. Your characterization of the East Asian buses doesn’t match the reality when those buses originate from Chinatown in NYC. Absolute shit show, loads of Africans with chickens in cages (someone lost a turtle during the ride I took) and the drivers taking turns at 100 MPH so people fall out of their seats if they’re trying to nap on the trip. Google “Chinatown bus.” Never fucking again.

Thanks for reminding me of this video:

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

All this bus sperging makes me wonder why Americans don't spell Greyhound "Grayhound". I mean you guys misspell the colour grey as "gray"; I just find this anomaly interesting.

at least this particular tangent is more wholesome than the usual tangent of "is or isn't Greee a potential rapist"... we really need some more funny soon



Why am I reminded of this video?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D5B23_epBbQ

If Wikipedia is to be believed:

Recognizing the need for a more memorable name, the partners of the Motor Transit Corporation changed its name to The Greyhound Corporation after the Greyhound name used by earlier bus lines. According to company lore, that name came from a driver, Ed Stone, who was reminded of a greyhound when he saw a passing bus in a reflection.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

why Americans don't spell Greyhound "Grayhound"

Because it’s a proper noun and the spelling was locked in centuries before America existed. In general, proper nouns applied to objects don’t change spelling based on geography. The word has been around since 800 CE in its earliest form.

I’d rather be reading a new flurry of Russ filings that object to everything he doesn’t like (again). Is that too much to ask?

 

[Pee Cola]

I’d rather be reading a new flurry of Russ filings that object to everything he doesn’t like (again). Is that too much to ask?

So would I, hence my contribution to the spergfest of the last page or so. Tangents like these usually have the same effect in this thread as when U_M locks the lolsuit thread. Unless of course the next load of funny is riding a Greyhound, in which case we could be waiting a while.

 

[Mamimi]

Is it speculation to think that Russell is mopping floors and ubering the Vegas dregs around in his finest polyester wrinkle-proof monkey suit...just to hop on a round-trip Greyhound to get him his penis sucked?

What a miserable fucking gooner goblin. He's probably that weird kid in high school that skulked about beneath the bleachers looking for an exposed ass crack. Are his hands so deformed he can't take 3-5 mins. and just crank one out? Last I checked that was free.

A former brothel employee named Natalie Banks made a video last year claiming he's been blacklisted from nearly every brothel in Nevada, including ones he never visited. It's not implausible that he'd develop a reputation given his tendency to harass the workers and customers and threaten litigation. It would also explain his determination to open his own establishment.

I don't think it's about sex itself for Russell, though. He uses it as a means to validate himself as a stud who kicked his disability's ass.

Because it’s a proper noun and the spelling was locked in centuries before America existed. In general, proper nouns applied to objects don’t change spelling based on geography. The word has been around since 800 CE in its earliest form.

I’d rather be reading a new flurry of Russ filings that object to everything he doesn’t like (again). Is that too much to ask?

I just had flashbacks to 2022 when people were trying to make "chicken Kyiv" a thing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't think it's about sex itself for Russell, though. He uses it as a means to validate himself as a stud who kicked his disability's ass.

I don’t think it’s that deep. Everything is a power play when you are dealing with someone who’s been impotent to change his life at any point for the better. He would have had an easier time trying to make his way in the world legitimately than he’s had with all of these lawsuits.

 

[Pee Cola]

I don't think it's about sex itself for Russell, though. He uses it as a means to validate himself as a stud who kicked his disability's ass.

I don’t think it’s that deep. Everything is a power play when you are dealing with someone who’s been impotent to change his life at any point for the better.

Why not both?

Greee obviously has very little power, but one of the few things he does how power over (to some degree) is the ability to have women suck him his penis if he offers enough money to them. Granted, this power is diminishing on account of him having fewer options wrt sex workers, and the options he does have will charge him an asshole tax he can't afford to pay.

Of course he could expand his options by resorting to street walkers and/or lot lizards, but would he be desperate enough to risk insulting his penis?

Either way, Greee could have had more power in his adulthood were he not a narcissistic shitbag who was presumably coddled in childhood.

 

[AnOminous]

Greyhound is "cheap" compared to other modes of travel, like Amtrak or airfare.

Amtrak rules. I don't mean the absolute idiot company that runs it and has to be propped up with subsidies, but actually just traveling on it, especially the option where you get a private room.

I don't dislike Greyhound either, and when I've had to use it, I sat in the back with the other crazy people.

 

[Greedy Fly]

Also a majority of the existing lines were shutdown in 2012. All of the safety issues and connections to organized crime makes for a fun quick wikipedia read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinatown_bus_lines

Very fun read but the one I always used as a young adult, Megabus, doesn't have anything to do with the Chinatown bus as far as I know. It's just some Greyhound competitor that's very favored by chinks for whatever reason.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Amtrak rules. I don't mean the absolute idiot company that runs it and has to be propped up with subsidies, but actually just traveling on it, especially the option where you get a private room.

I don't dislike Greyhound either, and when I've had to use it, I sat in the back with the other crazy people.

Thinking about a rail trip this spring. Worth it?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Megabus, doesn't have anything to do with the Chinatown bus as far as I know.

It doesn’t at all. Megabus is a real brand. The Chinatown buses are whatever vehicles the sketchy owners could get operational so they can charge people $40 for a round-trip ticket across the country.

 

[AnOminous]

Thinking about a rail trip this spring. Worth it?

I'd definitely consider it at least. Reviewbrah did a review of the private room feature.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'd definitely consider it at least. Reviewbrah did a review of the private room feature.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6tpmzgmr2Bs

Fuck you for sleeping well enough on a regular basis to even consider an overnight train ride.

No offense but I hate you for this.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck you for sleeping well enough on a regular basis to even consider an overnight train ride.

No offense but I hate you for this.

I am going to taunt you with this beautiful song by autist Arlo Guthrie about a train. It reminds me of a trip I took an an Amtrak train and the people I met on the dining car (where I had an excellent steak and played cards much like the song).

Also I concur with reviewbrah on this. It's really nice to be able to gaze on the landscape you're riding by while being alone if you feel like it, and getting food and interacting with other people in the dining car, or just being deliberately alone.

 

[not william stenchever]

Mountains of Cocaine

Mountain Do-It.