Feb 13 2026 - Chris kicked from HarmonyCon

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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
You just know Chris immediately went here and Reddit to see what people are talking about, and the only thing he glommed onto was the idea that he was yelling "White power". Not the whole, you know, retarded tantrum and getting thrown out of a convention.
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People misunderstanding the nuances of his silly one-man cult belief system is of dire importance to him.
 
JULAY said:
Wasn't he like 13 or 14 when this show came out, or at least when it got popular in the US? As I recall, it was designed to appeal to kids who were like 5-8 years old. And of course Bob and the Barblax didn't sit their chubby teenage autist down and tell him he was too old for that kiddy shit. Of course they should have also done the same thing when an even older Chris got obsessed with Pokeymans when he was like 16 or 17 and was tarding around the Game Place playing a card game with kids literally half his age.

I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but Jesus Christ, he didn't stand a chance being raised by those two fossilized retards.
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Chris was always quite emotionally developmentally stunted throughout his life. I remember when I first learned about him, I sympathized with some of the things that he did, thinking: "Oh yeah, I thought that way when I was 12 years old, too."

Here are just a few examples of Chris getting into things that he's probably too old for:
  • He was 17 when he began playing Pokémon.
  • He was 18 when he made his first Sonichu medallion and wore it around everywhere.
  • He was 21 when he made his "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys" album.
  • He was 22 in the infamous Christmas video where he bought his mom a stuffed animal and his dad a Fraggle Rock VHS.
  • He was 23 when he was "The Crazy Pacer"
  • He was 25 when he recorded his "Future Message" video recommending boys to play with ponies and girls to play with Transformers. This is also the year he participated in the PaRappa the Rapper contest.
That's why, in the back of my mind, I feel a little bit sorry for Chris. His brain is broken, and he never received the guidance he needed in order to develop into a normal functioning adult (or as close to it as he could be). He's an oversized child with a teenager's libido, and that's just a recipe for disaster as we've seen.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
He was 25 when he recorded his "Future Message" video recommending boys to play with ponies and girls to play with Transformers. This is also the year he participated in the PaRappa the Rapper contest.
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I remember listening to all of a comprehensive history and this went way over my head. I genuinely thought he was still a teenager/young adult when he did the contest. Knowing now he was 25 in that video is crazy to say the least.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
You just know Chris immediately went here and Reddit to see what people are talking about, and the only thing he glommed onto was the idea that he was yelling "White power". Not the whole, you know, retarded tantrum and getting thrown out of a convention.
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But he still signed the post with two lightning bolts, because that is what you should always do when showing others how anti-racist you are.
 
The faggot convention staff pushing people aside really irks me. They have no jurisdiction whatsoever in the hotel lobby and they have literally no authority to push people even inside the con. Who does he think he is?
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
  • He was 17 when he began playing Pokémon.
  • He was 18 when he made his first Sonichu medallion and wore it around everywhere.
  • He was 21 when he made his "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys" album.
  • He was 22 in the infamous Christmas video where he bought his mom a stuffed animal and his dad a Fraggle Rock VHS.
  • He was 23 when he was "The Crazy Pacer"
  • He was 25 when he recorded his "Future Message" video recommending boys to play with ponies and girls to play with Transformers. This is also the year he participated in the PaRappa the Rapper contest.
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i really thought he was a young teenager on all of these, what the fuck
 
Taser Confetti said:
I had to double check that because I thought Chris was younger than he is. Yep, he was 16-17 in ‘98 when Pokémon hit the US market.

Does anyone know what his autistic hyper-fixations were when he was 8-15?
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Sonic, obviously, and the American Rabbit before that. I remember he felt the need to apologize to the American Rabbit when he found a new hero that more strongly resonated with his autism.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
Chris was always quite emotionally developmentally stunted throughout his life. I remember when I first learned about him, I sympathized with some of the things that he did, thinking: "Oh yeah, I thought that way when I was 12 years old, too."

Here are just a few examples of Chris getting into things that he's probably too old for:
  • He was 17 when he began playing Pokémon.
  • He was 18 when he made his first Sonichu medallion and wore it around everywhere.
  • He was 21 when he made his "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys" album.
  • He was 22 in the infamous Christmas video where he bought his mom a stuffed animal and his dad a Fraggle Rock VHS.
  • He was 23 when he was "The Crazy Pacer"
  • He was 25 when he recorded his "Future Message" video recommending boys to play with ponies and girls to play with Transformers. This is also the year he participated in the PaRappa the Rapper contest.
That's why, in the back of my mind, I feel a little bit sorry for Chris. His brain is broken, and he never received the guidance he needed in order to develop into a normal functioning adult (or as close to it as he could be). He's an oversized child with a teenager's libido, and that's just a recipe for disaster as we've seen.
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The thing that will forever keep me from feeling bad for him is the sheer lack of accountability, it's honestly the same thing that keeps me from feeling bad for Cyraxx. In their minds they can do no wrong. Everything bad that they ever do is simply the result of their illnesses, therefore they can do no wrong.
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
Chris has spoken about the Power Rangers incident.
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He wants to clear the record and say that he said "Light power," not "White power." Oh and also "Damned be Kiwi Farms."
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Chris-chan dressing up as a white ranger and shouting "white power" without realizing the implications would be the most Chris-chan thing ever
Oriental_Wheelchair said:
If you say so.
I recall troons and other decepticons running to Chris's defense when he was accused of fucking his mom.
A group of terminally online people who were blissfully unaware of just what kind of force of nature Chris-chan is.
I stand by my claim that lolcow phenomena is past it's prime given how irony-poisoned and fast-paced internet has become.
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The entirety of the internet became lolcows, some minor nutjob will barely make a blip.
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
Chris has spoken about the Power Rangers incident.
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He wants to clear the record and say that he said "Light power," not "White power." Oh and also "Damned be Kiwi Farms."
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I always liked the energy he gave off, a warrior that was corrupted and repented and then was redeemed with light power to do good and was even more forgiven

and there iet is, the manipulation. In other words he's trying to pull a lucas werner tier low iq why won't you forgive me that was years ago and I said i'm sorry redemption arc he compares with a fucking power ranger and expected to be forgiven for the shit with barb and all that for it. It so transparently obvious what he's trying to do here it should be embarrassing
 
My favorite Power Rangers episode was when the Green Ranger raped his senile elderly mother and was kicked out of the Power Rangers until Zordon and Alpha the robot forgave him and he re-joined as the White Ranger
 
kaiser draconia said:
Now that you say it, I have to wonder, was Chris an accidental pregnancy? Given his parents' age and that they both had kids prior, it would make sense if Chris were the product of unprotected sex at an advanced age.
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I believe they were also both kind of sloppy drunks at the time too.

I think it's more likely though that Barb, with her feral sense for white trash grifting, baby trapped him on purpose.
Taser Confetti said:
Does anyone know what his autistic hyper-fixations were when he was 8-15?
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Fraggle Rock and The American Rabbit would be two.
 
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