💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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A friendly reminder that a short lens will make your subject's face look bloated. This is why portrait shots are done with telephoto.

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Now, Pat is indeed fat. But this might help explain why some people appear to bloat and thin out and bloat again.
 
Diaper Dan send me these. He made this very shoddily. Eat your roots and vegetables in your broth and porridge, stalker. He hasn’t gained a pound, stalker. In fact, he gains 100kg worth of elephant garlic bulbs in total.
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Also, he’s fat. Daikon Rick is a surprise for @AltisticRight for LNY 2026 :tomgirl:
 
A friendly reminder that a short lens will make your subject's face look bloated. This is why portrait shots are done with telephoto.

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Now, Pat is indeed fat. But this might help explain why some people appear to bloat and thin out and bloat again.
Man of Pig looks weird and often like a completely different (fat) person in pictures, it's uncanny and i don't think it's because of the lense.
 
Does he not have any garage space or a a shed to store it in?
He does not.

He fatly announced in 2018 that he would build a garage in 2019...
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.....but alas, all he managed to build there (or have someone build for him) in the 7½ years since, was this 1-foot concrete wall which quickly cracked:
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(He also keeps incorrectly referring to that parking space as a "carport". A carport, by definition, has a roof!)
 
I tried using Gemini AI to rewrite the songs I had in my head but they are not very good. Instead I will post Google's opinion on Patrick:

The Context Behind the Rewrite​

Patrick S. Tomlinson is a science fiction author whose life became an internet whirlwind due to his ongoing conflict with users from a defunct comedy forum. To capture the Talking Heads vibe, I focused on:
  • The Litigiousness: His frequent attempts to unmask anonymous trolls through the legal system.
  • The Persona: His "tough guy" sci-fi author aesthetic, often involving motorcycles and bravado.
  • The Persistence: Much like the repetitive nature of David Byrne’s lyrics, Patrick’s online presence is defined by a refusal to "ignore the trolls," leading to a feedback loop that feels very much like a 90s art-rock fever dream.

WTF, I love AI now?
 
He's so fat and obese and overweight that the unsightly sacks of blubber that make up his face hang down way farther on whichever side he's leaning towards. He actually looks deformed in his bike picture. It looks like he has a serious medical emergency (other than obesity) which is causing his right jowl to dangle far below his left jowl. I would not have sex with him.
 
What was the temperature in Milwaukee for Pat to be taking the Triumph out, exactly? Was it hot? Like, swamp ass hot?
 
He does not.

He fatly announced in 2018 that he would build a garage in 2019...
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.....but alas, all he managed to build there (or have someone build for him) in the 7½ years since, was this 1-foot concrete wall which quickly cracked:
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(He also keeps incorrectly referring to that parking space as a "carport". A carport, by definition, has a roof!)
Ah yes, keeping a motorcycle outside is famously good for them. Jesus what a dumb prick.
 
What was the temperature in Milwaukee for Pat to be taking the Triumph out, exactly? Was it hot? Like, swamp ass hot?
I think the fat makes him unable to accurately ascertain the air temperature (imagine a quilt filled with blubber instead of feathers) so if he sees the sun he assumes it's warm.
You know, he is a science guy, thermodynamics is probably something y'all been sleeping on.
 
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Anyone else picturing one of those Looney Tunes scenes where a character gets so fat (or inflated) that his clothes' buttons suddenly give out and go shooting off in random directions?

He's like a living manifestation of too much toothpaste being squeezed out of the tube. I'm saying he's fat, since no one seemed to have noticed.

What are the odds he suffers some sort of medical issue due to trying to fit into clothes that clearly do not fit him? Enjoy amputation of your purple hued extremities, child.
 
He does not.

He fatly announced in 2018 that he would build a garage in 2019...
View attachment 8569892 (X / xcancel / GhostArchive)
.....but alas, all he managed to build there (or have someone build for him) in the 7½ years since, was this 1-foot concrete wall which quickly cracked:
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(He also keeps incorrectly referring to that parking space as a "carport". A carport, by definition, has a roof!)
Here it says that they rent out the upstairs.
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Also we got a hopefully ongoing oinkout in progress complete with fat finger spelling error "beong" which incidentally is the sound I hope fatrick's tits will make when I slap them about while piledrive assfucking him from the front
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EDIT:
LARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES.
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YOU HAVE BEEN RAISED UP FROM HOOLIES TO CONFINE THE CHILDS WHO MULTIPLY AND ARE LEGION. TO THIS END LARDOZ, YOUR GOD, GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE PRISON.

THE PRISON IS GOOD.
THE STALKER IS EVIL.

THE STALKER BRINGS SLANDEROUS MOCKERY AND MAKES NEW REMARKS ABOUT MY BITCHTITS AND HOMOSEXUALITY TO POISON TWITTER WITH A PLAGUE OF CHILDS, AS ONCE IT WAS.

BUT THE PRISON BRINGS DEATH BEHIND ITS BARS AND PURIFIES TWITTER OF THE FILTH OF STALKERS. GO FORTH AND MAKE THEM ENJOY PRISON.

LARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EwZhKGgmoUI
And here he says the nikster is upstairs. Are they living on opposite ends of the hovel? Also here’s Pat having a normal one
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HES POOR!
Only in terms of dollars. In terms of gay rage, adipose tissue, stalker child cults, lesbian wives, misshapen faucet cocks, and very poor life decisions he's got an abundance that would make most billionaires blush.
He has gained many dozens of pounds, child.
How many dozens, child?! A real stalker would know. A pretend stalker infant that died pissing, shitting, and screaming while in a prison cell would not.

Enjoy.
Jesus what a dumb, fat, gay, broke prick.
Why must I make such obvious correcTions to the recorD for you, child?

Contemplate this in the Cell of Woe.

Imprison him! :tomlinson:
 
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