💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He's just a guy living his best life.

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Mr.Bucket said:
Even worse, it's a cafe racer variant. So he has to lean forward more than in a sport bike but not quite as far as a super sport.

While as like an actual standard, like my Street Twin, you sit straight up. Maybe *slightly* forward at most.
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Haha yeah his gut is double over on that thing. But he never rides it anyway so it doesn't matter. Also does he keep it outside? Does he not have any garage space or a a shed to store it in? HES POOR!
 
Judge Holden said:
Oh boy oh boy we got us a new video of pigman oinking over one of his dozen small-willy-compensation toys and he even has the decency to show his fat fucking face once more

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This guy looks like a fat raddish. He thinks he's of standard fit weight while he emanates obesity and morbid obesity and fatness.
I'm surprised "The Oriental" didn't butcher him. It's the Chinese New Year. One of the traditions is to choose a big fat piggy to butcher, the pig is called the "year's pig (年豬）". Did The Oriental think CNY arrived early?
 
del_toid said:
Haha yeah his gut is double over on that thing. But he never rides it anyway so it doesn't matter. Also does he keep it outside? Does he not have any garage space or a a shed to store it in? HES POOR!
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No he prides himself on being a "car guy" (see the Torque Wheeler revelation) yet he does not have a garage as a ~45 year old married man with rental income (duplex half hovel) and no dependents (he threatened to murder his first and only child and estranged first wife).
He drives a sun baked 2006(?) mustang whose mufflers rusted out because he only drives it 5 minutes to the bar and back. He couldn't even be bothered with a car port and is too poor to have a garage. He bought the car and bike because it reminds him of his crush Steve McQueen
 
del_toid said:
Haha yeah his gut is double over on that thing. But he never rides it anyway so it doesn't matter. Also does he keep it outside? Does he not have any garage space or a a shed to store it in? HES POOR!
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I knew bikeniggers in college who wouldn't leave their bike out during winter break and so shanghai'd that thing into their fucking dorm room.

Ricky has no respect for his ride, make Nikki sleep outside and put the bike in the kitchen!
 
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The atalkers are on the run! Total Fatrick Victory!
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Patrick must be feeling invincible today.
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The way his fat brain works where he gets stuck on concepts, ideas, memories, or phrases and repeats them everyday for a few weeks is so interesting. What got this fat autistic faggot so obsessed with when he fatly sperged out while the cops arrested him? He’s been talking about it so much recently.
 
BigPeanut said:
The way his fat brain works where he gets stuck on concepts, ideas, memories, or phrases and repeats them everyday for a few weeks is so interesting. What got this fat autistic faggot so obsessed with when he fatly sperged out while the cops arrested him? He’s been talking about it so much recently.
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I can only hope it has something to do with his lawsuit, and eventually it leaks that he was about to win it and then mouthed off about "fighting off half a dozen cops" and lost it all.
 
It's Cold Outside said:
He says he hasn't gained a pound because he measures his weight in tons.
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Technicality Tomlinson at it again. He hasn't gained a single pound, stalker child, but several.
del_toid said:
Oh man that's a really small bike for someone his size
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That was my first thought when I saw the bike, too. I would give anything to see a photo or video of his fat ass actually riding the thing.
NaggotFigger said:
Hey now, you’re an all-FAT; Get your game on, go jail.
Hey now, you’re a FAT FAG; Get the show on, get FAT.
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SomeBODY once told me the Pests were gonna troll me.
I said 'enjoy prison, stalker. You're already deeeeead.'
 
AltisticRight said:
This guy looks like a fat raddish. He thinks he's of standard fit weight while he emanates obesity and morbid obesity and fatness.
I'm surprised "The Oriental" didn't butcher him. It's the Chinese New Year. One of the traditions is to choose a big fat piggy to butcher, the pig is called the "year's pig (年豬）". Did The Oriental think CNY arrived early?
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A fat radish, you say?
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"No, Sen-child, your name is not Chihiro, this is just one of your delusions, child. Now, come down quietly to the basement where I will turn you into my new line of Asian pepperoni. Quietly is key."
 
Judge Holden said:
Oh boy oh boy we got us a new video of pigman oinking over one of his dozen small-willy-compensation toys and he even has the decency to show his fat fucking face once more

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Imagine being so fat your fucking ears disappear. Not a pound since highschool indeed. Fatty always looks like shit but this is gruesome, i can practically see that massive coronary creeping up on him.
 
Not that I have any knowledge on bikes (or that one in particular) but I think he could've gone with a Vespa and it'd given off the same energy.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Technicality Tomlinson at it again. He hasn't gained a single pound, stalker child, but several.
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He has gained many dozens of pounds, child.

The Feline Solution 2 said:
i can practically see that massive coronary creeping up on him.
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You just know he's too poor/arrogant/deluded about his health to carry decent insurance. His creative accountancy disqualifies him from Medicare. Just imagining his hospital bills is delightful.
 
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