If I was trying to explain it to my father I’d say something like “a Kiwi Farms user posted a comment that included a link to an unrelated site. Clicking the link would take users to this unrelated site, where a copy of Plaintiff’s book had been uploaded. Nobody ever uploaded Plaintiff’s book to the Kiwi Farms”.
I actually wrote a bit of a deranged fantasy about this (see my quote, which I'm fucking embedding into my post!!!! below.)
- If a file is hosted by Google, like this file.... right? <Mouses around over file>
- And Google is the only entity who can take action on Google's platform....right? <Mouses around over ToS and contact forms>
- And the plaintiff is suing a website over a URL pointing to Google....right? <Mouses around over book post>
- And the plaintiff is admittedly aware he could have gotten the file taken down, the file he's suing over, if he contacted Google, but the plaintiff explicitly stated he wouldn't do that because he knows it'd resolve his issue.... right? <Clicks around ECF's aimlessly>
- Hence demonstrating that it's actually Google who are the only ones that can do anything and are solely responsible, and not the website being sued....right? <Autistic clicking>
- Then how do you not only allow this copyright case(?) to continue, but refuse to make a Google a party??? <Waving mouse around in the air)
tl;dr - It's centered around locking one or both judges in a room with a computer while I pry their eyes open A Clockwork Orange style (see image below for reference) and walk them through how the Internet works for the circumstances revolving around this case. In this fantasy, I hear my voice dripping with the frustration, sarcasm, sickening amusement, and dumbfoundedness all simultaneously. The type of tone that could only come from someone who's worked within at least two degrees of separation of IT for their entire adult life.
Now I know I need to include "embed" on the list. The thing that irritates me most, beyond all else is, I want to hear
their explanation as to how what they say or write (this ruling for example) makes coherent, logical sense to them. I get it. They're boomers who probably believe PASSword12345!@#$% is the most secure, complex password ever and assume every Goddamn reason they're computer slowly is because of a virus. Trust me, I understand!
However, considering they're in the positions they are in
AND to be this wrong by every technical definition on things like the word 'embed', I need to understand their understanding. All so I can just
politely explain (my plights) and walk them through the massive, fundamental differences between what they say and what they mean when it comes to relatively technical jargon they clearly don't comprehend correctly. (Even though 'embed' or 'embedded' isn't even jargon FFS. I thought the legal profession revolved around
technically correct being the best kind of correct???.)
Videoing depositions isn't very expensive. and is just a good idea- in case a witness can't be called, you can show the video. I doubt neither Hardin nor Null would be concerned about a few bucks to have Greer's testimony on film.
Making the very brave and bold
assumption this case ever enters discovery, reaching point of depositions (

incoming), I consider getting it on video a moral, ethical, and spiritual obligation. If that's an option and Null or Hardin declines the opportunity, I'll be very very mad at them. So, so, so mad, I don't even know what I'll do because I'm so mad!!!!
My bigger concern with any sort of deposition is that Russ will be entitled to attend them all, just getting him to agree to a time/date will be like pulling teeth and then he'll sabotage the depositions by ignoring procedural rules when they do happen.
I wonder if Russ's willful recalcitrance would be treated any differently considering it implies this case has reached a stage where it might actually get to trial. I imagine Russ playing fuck fuck games right now is kinda handwaved away because the legal system interprets it like neither party has
really committed all that many resources yet in most circumstances. Obviously not this one since we're deathmarching to year six (wooooaaaahhhhh buddddaaayyyyy), but wouldn't there be a theoretical schedule derived from the party's discovery which they both mutually agreed upon?
They’re in such short supply that the jury trial I was on had the judge interrupt the trial to thank his stenographer and advertise being one as they needed more.
This reminds me I need to Google or YouTube how stenographers type on stenotypes. It's one of those things I've always been curious, but have never really remembered to look into it.