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Found some tranny having a meltdown on bluesky.
I noticed he was using an obnoxious voice filter to make him sound more "feminine" so i decided to edit it back to normal and make a funny edit on him.

I dont remember what his account handle was because idgaf but it was some petplay furshit crap.
 
This incel pooner wishes she were man enough for straight women to date her.

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Ironic being not only how she's aware she's not very masculine looking, but already has a girlfriend (or boyfriend)

I wish heterosexual women could be attracted to meVent (self.FTMStraight)
submitted 7 days ago * by InstructionLanky4624
I’m a year on hrt and pass completely in day to day life, yet still look young/androgynous enough that no one finds me attractive until they get to know my personality (and eventually figure out I’m a trans guy instead of a neotenous genetic failure of a cis man).
Ergo the only people who have ever been into me are femme4butch lesbians, misandrist bisexual women, or desperate incels, all of whom just see me as a woman with pronouns and a weird voice. Maybe more time on hrt and surgeries when I can afford them will change this, but it’s hard to believe anyone who is genuinely attracted to men and masculinity could ever love me as a tiny dickless woman doing a laughable impression of a man.
I try to cope by telling myself that a lot of cis men also struggle with feeling unattractive to women, but that’s not really my issue. I haven’t had much of an issue finding girlfriends throughout my life, it’s just that none of them seemed like they’re into me as anything but a woman with extra steps. I don’t even think my current gf is attracted to me as a man, she seems negative to neutral about my masculinization on hrt and was mostly into women before we started dating. She says she likes that the changes make me happy but doesn’t find them attractive.
Man it hurts.

Many in the comments are telling her to find a therapist or asking why she's with someone who invalites her identity.

blackolutt 10 points 6 days ago
Not sure why you would subject yourself to being treated as anything other than a man with your significant other.
I'm sorry but being alone can not be worse than being perceived as a woman with extra steps.
Find someone who's rocking with you. If they ain't here yet just rock alone till you meet someone.
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[–]TrooperJordan 7 points 6 days ago*
I commented on your ftmmen post as well, but I’m gonna try and be a bit more succinct here.
Straight women will find you attractive. Straight women I’ve met irl have found me attractive. Because we are men, and medically transitioning to look male. You may just need more time on T to fully be cis passing.
However, if you want a bit of brutal reality most straight women won’t be in to our bodies pre surgeries. Most straight women I who’ve shown interest in me irl, turn me down when they find out I’m pre bottom surgery. Genital preference is much more common in strictly heterosexual and homosexual people. Don’t date someone who doesn’t see you as a man. If your gf isn’t attracted to you as a man, why would you stay? Why stay in a relationship where she admits that she’s happy that you’re happy with the changes, but she isn’t attracted to them? You deserve someone who will love you for you and be attracted to you.

thePhalloPharaoh 6 points 7 days ago
My guy the issue isn’t how women perceive you, it’s how you perceive yourself. If you think you’re less, you always have a hard time accepting anyone that thinks you’re not.
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[–]InstructionLanky4624 9 points 7 days ago
I’m not imagining it… The only people who have been into me are mostly into women and don’t find my masculine traits attractive.
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[–]thePhalloPharaoh 2 points 4 days ago
Perception does not mean imagination. Never said your experiences weren’t real.
“…but it’s hard to believe anyone who is genuinely attracted to men and masculinity could ever love me as a tiny dickless woman doing a laughable impression of a man.”
How you view yourself, self esteem, is part of the problem. Thinking so negatively of yourself will make it extremely difficult to accept a woman that views you positively in your masculinity. Trusting it will be hard. And allowing women in your life that don’t fully embrace your masculinity will continue. You can’t control what people think of you. You can control how you think and what you allow in your life. Not saying it’s easy.



“…but it’s hard to believe anyone who is genuinely attracted to men and masculinity could ever love me as a tiny dickless woman doing a laughable impression of a man.”
The honest truth right here.

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Sean Andalou said:
Some "queers" are physically and behaviorally normal straights who need some victimhood cred in order to nail leftist women.
The current year equivalent of pick up artists going to feminist meetings back when I was in college. :P

On a somewhat related note, here are gaslighting instructions for bedding pooners. :lit:

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m1ddl3m4rch said:
Because words matter. If you're not homosexual, you're not gay or lesbian. If I held a townhall for all homosexuals in my area, I'd make it a point to laugh at and ridicule any plastic surgery'd heterosexuals who showed up claiming they're gay. Words have definitions, and people who purposely misuse them are liars.
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Well yeah, I'm not discouraging anyone from making fun of them for being disingenuous and/or retarded, we should. The gay community in particular has every reason to call it out. I just think that with their dating pool being tiny and mostly made up of unstable degenerates, troons (especially ftms) are retarded for terminating a solid relationship with a half decent person generally willing to take their delusions in stride, just because they're not quite willing to go the last mile and falsely self-identify as "gay." Like, anyone publicly dating a trans is already putting up with a lot, and they otherwise accept their partner's trans issue, yet the troon won't even try to look past (as far as the troon is concerned) their repressed homo issue?

It's a minor example, but a telling one, of the troon tendency to endlessly take and demand that everyone center their lives around protecting the tranny from their own feelings, yet refusing and having a meltdown if asked to make the slightest concession in return. Might as well recategorize troonery as a cluster B personality disorder at this point.

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Note: Old men often have this problem too, but the product they need to use is not "feminine pads".
Especially because "feminine pads" really aren't fit for purpose. Wrong area of coverage for one thing.
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Are... are trannies actually leaking piss into their drawers on purpose because they want an excuse to buy and use menstrual pads? I get that they need them (probably permanently) after the surgery because they often are left leaking urine and whatever else is too foul to mention, but it seems like every other reddit troon talks about this even pre-op. I'm certain that the women dealing with urinary continence problems would be absolutely thrilled about trannies associating the condition with women and larping it by "forgetting" to shake out the last few drops before zipping up, because that's how he gets off on his maxipad fetish. Fucking vomit.
 
Potato Cat said:
I loved reading this. It’s about time a for-profit insurance company used this reason to deny their surgeries. Gender dysphoria is a mental illness.

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Holy shit, medical insurance companies are so fucking powerful they can actually bill anything as whatever they want, American Medical Association be damned. If private company Cigna wants to bill F64 as a behavioral issue and not cover it, there’s nothing a reddit tranny can do about it except to get another insurance. This is probably the only good thing to come from our totalitarian medical billing system.
 
Potato Cat said:
I loved reading this. It’s about time a for-profit insurance company used this reason to deny their surgeries. Gender dysphoria is a mental illness.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't they trying to get gender dysphoria to not be classified as a mental illness? They didn't read their updated insurance plan then if they got blindsided by this.
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't they trying to get gender dysphoria to not be classified as a mental illness? They didn't read their updated insurance plan then if they got blindsided by this.
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Yup. To paraphrase Mayo Clinic 'Gender dysphoria is not classified as a mental illness in the DSM-5; rather, it is a diagnosis that focuses on the distress experienced due to a mismatch between one's gender identity and assigned sex at birth.' Basically, troons want their cake and to eat it, too. They want to be able to claim discrimination and minority points for being an uwu super special population, but don't want actual treatment or cures for their claimed mental incongruence. If it was placed under the mental illness category (where it best fits), then they wouldn't be able to scream at people for avoiding them like how others avoid those with narcissism, bpd, and antisocial personality disorders. I'm surprised it took this long to bite them in the ass.

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(Old Man Yells At Sky: Tranny complains about self-imposed troon problems and likens them to the sex-based discrimination women go through. All of this is either fantasy [ripped off actual women's complaints v. straight up lies]. Vast majority of people don't even know trannies exist & the closest thing to violence they give is a disgusted glare. The funnies part imo is their insistence that we don't know how hrt & their bodies work. Anyone who's read their posts, watched threads like this, or even been around them long enough knows they've proven time and time again [esp. TiFs] that they barely understand how most basic human biology works at all)

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(That Happened: Liberal woman suffers the consequences of trannies invading women's spaces & putting all other women on high alert. F if true, but likely a fantasy situation that the tranny hallucinated in a drug induced state. I know many women over 5'7" who don't shave & have more androgynous features. Comes off as massive cope since most trannies are way taller than 5'7" lol. Also love the casual sexism of having hairy legs = woman not taking care of herself/less womanly)

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(Little Mr. Know-Nothing: Shocker! Male raised through male socialization struggles to understand subtle female socialization! It's almost like your sex is a big determiner on how you are raised! Crazy idea! Also, no one sees you as a awkward, socially inept 30 something woman, everyone is painfully aware you are a tranny & [as per usual] eggshell walk around you)

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(Pervert Meet Pervert: How dare op accuse all these lovely true and honest women of being weird fetishists?! Don't they know that that's troonphobic?! Besides, no one can even tell when someone is just a man skinwalking a woman v an actual woman! This will be reported for discrimination >:( )
 

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RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
This gave me a good laugh, maybe he's a candidate for that foot reducing surgery from the troon surgery horror thread. He'll never walk right again, but maybe he can get down to Peggy Hill size. Why would you ever troon out when you're built like a line backer? Trannies are fucking retarded.

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As a tiny foot-haver, the knowledge of my mere discarded footwear having such power has made my year. I almost want to keep a pair of old ones in my purse to ward them off in bathrooms, like garlic bulbs in case of vampires.

:story:

"Look at these!! You couldn't even get these on your hands, 'Lilith'"
 
CorvidFag said:
Holy shit, medical insurance companies are so fucking powerful they can actually bill anything as whatever they want, American Medical Association be damned. If private company Cigna wants to bill F64 as a behavioral issue and not cover it, there’s nothing a reddit tranny can do about it except to get another insurance. This is probably the only good thing to come from our totalitarian medical billing system.
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They had it so good under Obama and Biden and they just…threw it away. Congrats on the visibility, guys. Now you guys actually have to work for your inside-out dick surgeries. The entitlement, the arrogance…makes me MATI, truly. SUFFAH, I hope you live thousands of years, etc.
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I get that they need them (probably permanently) after the surgery because they often are left leaking urine and whatever else is too foul to mention
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Always love having a reason to break this bad boy out:
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So not only do they want us to pretend they’re real women, we also gotta pretend we care about their gay Sonic mods? Fuck.
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