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[Waffle Iron]

Affirming the rejection of the gender binary. A series of four selfies.

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This one is #2, my choice for the most affirming.
Click the link and decide for yourself which one affirms best.

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU AFFIRM YOUR GENDER WHEN YOU ARE NONBINARY, stick to your own fucking story you retarded loon. REEEEEEEE

There are many real boys that lose hair that early on, dood! Shouldn't you find it sooper validating to be a cueball well before your time?

But she wants to skinwalk the older dude she always wanted to fuck. She wasn't supposed to be the dumpy bald man slob, that's not what they promised her.

And it all sounded so ignorant and uniformed

Love the typo here.

 

[Stan]

You will force him to call you his uncle, because you want him to. Call me a man! Call me a man! You demand this of people like it is in your power to demand. Scream it into the void. No one cares what you want the world to be. Your screaming does not make people believe you. It only makes people understand: here is a person that cannot accept the world.

I’m getting a real green eggs and ham / Suessian vibe. Let me try to tune it:

“‘Call me a man! Call me a man!’ You think this is in your power to demand. Scream it into the void. You will always be a foid. Because no one cares what you want the world to be. Not in a box, not in a tree, you are not, are not, a man you see. So please leave our baby be. Your gender nonsense bothers me!”

 

[Sean Andalou]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU AFFIRM YOUR GENDER WHEN YOU ARE NONBINARY, stick to your own fucking story you retarded loon. REEEEEEEE

He's affirming his non-gender.

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The others asked about dating. This one has something bigger in mind.



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My biggest fear about transitioning is not being able to find a long term partner. I am not attracted to men, and to be honest, I've heard too many horror stories about how some men treat trans women. I'm attracted to women, cis and trans.

Assuming:
- I'm in my 20s
- I can eventually pass and be perceived as "conventionally attractive"
- I live in a big blue city (so lots of progressive people)
- I have fully banked my fertility (I've heard not being able to have children with them can be a deal breaker for some cis people :/)
- I don't want SRS cause I'm not bottom dysphoric (maybe that will change but for now I'm not).

How hard will it be to find (for long term relationships) :
- A cis woman partner ?
- A transgender woman partner ?

I need to hear you stories or opinions on this cause this is a big source of anxiety for me : ( . Especially about the SRS part.

Emphasis added.

Excerpt from top comment:

If you don't transition, there's no guarantee you'll end up in a happy relationship anyway, and it may be tainted with regrets. ...

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I can’t get his words out of my head. How someone could possibly say those things to another human being is beyond me.

Truth is only another word to these spiteful mutants. Sorry your bil won't let you force your nephew to participate in your selfish fetish roleplay.

 

[FBI-chan]

He’d been so good about treating me like a normal woman that I didn’t think he thought about me like that, but that’s explains why he also constantly pushes to have anal with me when i try to have sex with him even though I give him the millionth no. I mean, he pretty much started making out with me immediately afterwards and then asked if he could have anal again.
You know, the thing is, I expected I’d hook up with someone like this when I started dating around. If he slid into my DM’s and was upfront, or had told me earlier in our relationship, I would’ve passed and been okay with it, but after, like, half a year at this point, I just hate myself so much for letting myself become comfortable and think “Wow, I was one of the lucky ones. I’m so fortunate to be with a man who sees me as a woman and treats me like a woman. It makes me so proud of myself for working on myself enough where I can finally be pretty enough for a guy like any cis woman could”

Being "treated like a woman" means to be constantly pressured to do sex acts you don't want to do? Wonder how he treated his wife.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

I get what you're trying to say, but are you really going to tell me that every time a woman has a friend who cuts their hair short, and when the woman sees it she says "Oh my God that looks so cute on you!" she isn't lying? Really?
Let's be real, that happens all the time.

Women will tell each other it looks cute even if it doesn’t because they want to be nice and for their friend to feel good about themselves lol. It’s not that deep.

A "stealth" FTM (i.e., a deceptive woman) is left quivering like a hairless cat without a sweater when a coworker who she considers "book-smart, wit-smart and high in openness" states that they think transgenderism is retarded

I’m going to choose to believe the coworker knew what she was doing.

 

[Mandals]

Ya know with these trannys spending so much time sabotaging each other by being 'nice' maybe they are closer to being a real woman than we think.

 

[Julie Newmar]

Ya know with these trannys spending so much time sabotaging each other by being 'nice' maybe they are closer to being a real woman than we think.

Nah, they’re still at the same level: doing what angry dudes think women do.

 

[Two Frogs]

There's no way to read this without picturing a girly-girl as the author. Going through her profile you can see she used to post pictures of her trying on yoga pants and dresses, while also lecturing people on why Kanye hating jews is problematic and posting screenshots to r/HelloKittyIsland. She seems like the most basic young adult ever, so it makes me wonder what caused her to poon out.


Welcome to manhood, dood.

BTW happy lucky 41,000th post in the thread!

 

[Waffle Iron]

Being "treated like a woman" means to be constantly pressured to do sex acts you don't want to do? Wonder how he treated his wife.

The guy kissed the tranny before raping his ass, that's real romance.

All joking aside, the guy probably just dates the guy because he's an easy lay and he is degenerate enough to not mind fucking a dude. What use is being considerate around sex when you spend all the time and money purely for sex? Give it a few months and he will be bored of his degenerate adventure and boots the tranny.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Finally, a tranny college student realizes that the only way he can get support is if he paves the way for others with glitter and gold, as even his "adoptive mom" (who he claims is transgender as well) refuses to stick around for more than a couple weeks once he gets his dong turned into dust.

So he is willing to spend like 10k (idk how much tranny surgeries cost) on a surgery that's cosmetic, but God forbid he buys someone a plane ticket. Most people would outright reject babysitting a bedridden tranny for a month.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I don’t even understand how these guys are finding my profile—my gender is listed as trans man under the “man” category, so anyone seeing my profile has to be looking for men. Why the hell would a straight man be looking for men? Even if they’re chasers, having to sift through 99% cis men profiles to find a few trans men sounds crazy. I only have men visible and I have come across maybe 2-3 trans men in my swiping. Am I somehow being shown under the non-binary category anyways?! I don’t get it.

I know very little about how dating apps work, but even I can guess that these are extremely indiscriminate men who aren't filtering anyone out and sorting purely by geographical proximity. And lmfao if she thinks any of these coomers actually bother to read anyone's profile rather than just glancing at the photo and swiping if they'd smash.

A gayden (i.e., a heterosexual female), despite her attempts to squash out dissenting voices in her head, still hears the echo of truth ringing between her ears: she does not have the body of a man, she is not in a gay relationship, and the idiot shtupping her is not a true and honest homosexual.

So many ftm's run into this exact sticking point and it's such a retarded thing to agonize about. If you and another person are mutually attracted to each other and enjoy each others' company so much that both of you are interested in getting together, who the actual fuck cares whether they want to call themselves or your relationship "gay" or not? Really, what does it matter? Mtf's do this to a lesser extent, but it might just be that women tend to be less bothered by calling themselves "lesbians" to appease a trooned out partner than most men are by outright labeling themselves as "gay" for the same reason.

A "man with a period" (i.e., a woman in denial) despises being addressed as such by her woke roommate even though we've all been forced to say the line now and again lest some tender-minded little nematode dances upon the precarious blade of a self-directed knife.

What is this cranky bitch actually complaining about? The roommate didn't "misgender" her or anything, if anything she was quite affirming. Her opinion is that men could not handle having menstrual periods... and she referred to you as a "man" who, incidentally, has menstrual periods and in fact cannot handle them. She's confirming that she classifies you as a "man" even in her mind and behind your back, isn't that exactly what trannies are always claiming to want from people? What more is there? You're not even sure what you're bitching about, kindly get the sand out of your vagina "sir."

A lesbian tragedy unfolds as a pooner pursues testosterone at the encouragement of her girlfriend who finds that this monkey's paw is getting hairier and hairier the further it turns inward, which threatens the entire relationship as she is unsure she'll find OP attractive the more she masculinizes.

It shouldn't come as a shock that most people tend to find too many incongruent secondary sexual characteristics rather unattractive and off-putting. If troons aren't ordering their banana split sundaes with pickles and sliced up hot dog in it, they don't really have any business complaining about this.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

we appreciate each other's aesthetics and beauty, and the effort that goes into maintaining it.

 

[Law]

I'm not a threat to anybody's idea of gender. Nobody is going to be attracted to me as a woman and feel like their sexuality is threatened.

Local man sad that he's not percieved as a threat.
Autogynephiles might fool some people with the pink and the skirts and the lipgloss, but trooning out is a stereotypical masculine power fantasy underneath it all. Observe how many of them try to incorporate horror, gore, violence, spooky skulls, and goth shit into their looks. So many of their girlsonas are action heroes or demons or witches. Observe the obsession with weapons and destroying their perceived enemies, even if such symbolic destruction is limited to totally freaking out the mundanes/squares/normies/cis . The quesadilla is thrown - not placed, not eaten.
"I am a badass gender rebel who boldly flaunts social convention, and I do frighten people, and you will address me as such!"
"Yes sir, you're very scary. The black crayon stripes you've drawn on your eyelids are in fact sharp enough to kill a man."

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

So many ftm's run into this exact sticking point and it's such a retarded thing to agonize about. If you and another person are mutually attracted to each other and enjoy each others' company so much that both of you are interested in getting together, who the actual fuck cares whether they want to call themselves or your relationship "gay" or not? Really, what does it matter?

Because words matter. If you're not homosexual, you're not gay or lesbian. If I held a townhall for all homosexuals in my area, I'd make it a point to laugh at and ridicule any plastic surgery'd heterosexuals who showed up claiming they're gay. Words have definitions, and people who purposely misuse them are liars.

And because LGBTQ is resistance and counterculture coded. She's mad she's not really a minority and can't identify her way into or out of words that don't apply to her. That's literally it.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Never enough: towers of gold are still too little for this ogre in a dress as he admits that even though all of the villagers clear out of his way when he stomps through town, he can't help but hate them as much as he would if they had pitchforks and torches: "I'm like a dog in one of those wheelchair things," he writes scornfully of their pleasant pity, blisteringly aware that no matter how kind people are to his face, he will never be more than "a spectacle that people use to feel better by gushing over."

Nothing is good enough for men like this. Maybe if he doesn't want to be a spectacle he should put down the dress and just be a man. It's really not that hard.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

On a somewhat related note, here are gaslighting instructions for bedding pooners.

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Lots of appreciative comments.
Here's an excerpt.

Eww

 

[AskMeAnything]

You guessed it: he's transitioning anyway!

When you're taking advice from someone who refers to themself as a transbian masc tomboy goth,
it's probably time to rethink your choices.

The others asked about dating. This one has something bigger in mind.

At least the last two commenters seem to have accepted their lot in life;
the first one calling himself a 'neverpasser giga hon' and the other saying
'you'll never get a real woman because we are filth'
Both seem pretty based tbh

 

[Stan]

What is this cranky bitch actually complaining about? The roommate didn't "misgender" her or anything, if anything she was quite affirming. Her opinion is that men could not handle having menstrual periods... and she referred to you as a "man" who, incidentally, has menstrual periods and in fact cannot handle them. She's confirming that she classifies you as a "man" even in her mind and behind your back, isn't that exactly what trannies are always claiming to want from people? What more is there? You're not even sure what you're bitching about, kindly get the sand out of your vagina "sir."

She's upset that her roommate acknowledges she even has periods, I think? It's really just displaced butthurt: the pooner is really mad she's not a man, and it filters down to being mad at your roommate for talking to her therapist about her periods (? Maybe)

At least the last two commenters seem to have accepted their lot in life;
the first one calling himself a 'neverpasser giga hon' and the other saying
'you'll never get a real woman because we are filth'
Both seem pretty based tbh

Agree, dealing with a man who wants to reposition himself as a "hot girl" (hotter than you) is repulsive

 

[Purple fur Pomeranian]

Wanna see some troon posting?