💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick has unmasked the Kyle Tomlinson account. It was Pete Hegseth all along!
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OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG said:
HAW HAW i knew you mustve been thinking about it lul dont mind me i let Artistes work
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When you say Artiste, I'm alwasy reminded of Neuromancer: Ah friend Patrick, how is the artiste?

Law said:
I gotta figure out them AI-voice-thingie-ma-wotsits.
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Could you also turn "Sax and Violins" into a Pat themed song? The original one has so many lyrics that remind me of Pat:

If you're looking for trouble
Well, that's what you will find

And mama raven and the rodeo clown:

Mom and Pop, they will fuck you up
For sure

A reference to the stalker childs:

And we are criminals that never broke no laws
And all we needed was a net to break our fall

The adinorack chairs:

Wooden heads, furniture with legs
For sale

There is a good parody song in there but I'm just not talented enough to craft it (I could only come up with, Sex and Sin, I am into things)
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
So how many beers is he going drink at the bar alone tomorrow?
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I think he's personally broke so he's mostly drinking at home these days.
If Niki is still around, it will depend on how much pocket money she gives him to get out of her house for a few hours.
If she isn't, it depends how much he has left on one of the fraudulent Capital One cards he took out in the name of one of his elderly insurance clients.
 
Wanted to repost these ribs, because they’re really genuinely funny and makes your side grow wings.

Wanted you all to remember the Crowposting, the Monkeyposting and Emojiposting.
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Picnic_Boy said:
Pat, however, WILL survive what's coming. He can live in the wilderness off of petite German meatloaf and fermented pigeon shit. Forget Jack London, we have Pat Milwaukee.
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With a source of water pat could probably got for a couple years without eating. And it gets cold in Milwaukee but he has quite a bit of insulation so I doubt he'd die of exposure.

TurboNAS said:
It’s the dumbest thing but the wookie posts still crack me up. A genius moment from the pests
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My favorite is easily the where fat prisons a pest, the pest says he will enjoy prison, and then pat says no he won't. Do you think if the pests started leaning into that on a large scale it would work? Act like getting prisoned is a golden ticket to get all excited about and that they can't wait to enjoy it tomorrow (as opposed to never).
 
SCV said:
My favorite is easily the where fat prisons a pest, the pest says he will enjoy prison, and then pat says no he won't. Do you think if the pests started leaning into that on a large scale it would work? Act like getting prisoned is a golden ticket to get all excited about and that they can't wait to enjoy it tomorrow (as opposed to never).
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My favorite and funniest brothermen x Pat antics are when FezFuckedBabyLove mentally assrapes Rick.
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Useful_Mistake said:
I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but Patrick would be a horrible witness.
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Wrong again, and wrong in every detail as always, Stalker. Rick as the star witness of your trial will ensure they lock you up and throw away the key, stalker, imprisoned forever for your many crimes. Enjoy prison.
NaggotFigger said:
Wanted you all to remember the Crowposting, the Monkeyposting and Emojiposting.
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Besides Wookieposting, cloudposting is my favorite.
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S.C.U.D. said:
Wrong again, and wrong in every detail as always, Stalker. Rick as the star witness of your trial will ensure they lock you up and throw away the key, stalker, imprisoned forever for your many crimes. Enjoy prison.

Besides Wookieposting, cloudposting is my favorite.
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Aside from that, the Piggy Rick photoshop stood out astonishingly:
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S.C.U.D. said:
Wrong again, and wrong in every detail as always, Stalker. Rick as the star witness of your trial will ensure they lock you up and throw away the key, stalker, imprisoned forever for your many crimes. Enjoy prison.

Besides Wookieposting, cloudposting is my favorite.
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THOUSANDS of times. :lol:

Pat is such a slow learner.
 
Pat sees a kindred spirit
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Heckling
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Fat delusion
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Incapable of conceiving the world without superheros and cartoons
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RollingRock2 said:
Incapable of conceiving the world without superheros and cartoons
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He’s not even good at that either, since there was an episode where they did get rings and made Captain Pollution; a fact I only know because I was the target age for this particular piece of propagandistic drivel.
 
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