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Not if the client childs them while fatly asking for the "pretty side" to face his garden. You don't argue with people like that, you just take their money.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Not if the client childs them while fatly asking for the "pretty side" to face his garden. You don't argue with people like that, you just take their money.
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Patrick advocates for Total Child Death.
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This faggot is ride or die with airbnb and you KNOW he's doing all the "tech shit" to have codes for renters to park behind, etc, etc.Was he trolled into buying $1200.00 of gate locks because he's too lazy to buy simple padlockable heavy duty gate latches for 1/10th the cost conservatively? I choose to believe that he was.
e: I am aware that there are cheaper "coded" options, which are really just combination padlocks re-oriented to function in latch hardware, but they are much cheaper, which doesn't get us to $3k.
He's too fucking lazy to meet them and hand them an actual key, better to do everything digitally at 100x the price!
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Hillary: a snake who called working class people "deplorables." Joe: an idiot who crashed into senility in the middle of his only term. Kamala: sucked a bunch of dicks.
It's not a funny joke, it's an ignorant "joke." Skiers wear what they are because it's absolutely forbidden to wear shit like that. It would be like making a "joke" about why don't baseball players just cork their bats or why don't football players just deflate the ball. Because it would be literally cheating that's why. Fucking idiot.
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I still think Hilldog is controlling shit after she got double-teamed by King Nigger and Orange Man - and is forcing the dems to eat shit with the worst possible candidates imaginable. So of COURSE Rick loves Kamala and doesn't really talk about Hillary, even though she at least was ruthless and somewhat qualified to do something.
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I think there's a serious fracture in the party because people resent that she rigged the nomination and then completely blew it against Orange Man Bad.
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Except, like, stated more fatly.
I know one thing he has moved on from: double X clothing sizes. He's a 6X if ever I saw one.
He's real fat, you see.
If he left them to put it up on their own then you'd be right. We all know Farty Tits must control all things at all times since he always knows best. It's quite possible they put it up that way because he fatly insisted that's what he wanted.
Oh please God let him come home real drunk and try this one time. We'd finally get out Kool-Aid Man Patrick arc we've been joking about for years.
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Hillary ran such an amazing charity that even evil dictators and communists and African warlords donated to it!
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This could work as some kind of shitty parody song if you set it to the instrumentals from Simon and Garfunkel's "I Am a Rock".
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You've never lived in a city, child.I think concerned citizen Patrick Tomlinson should be put in charge of Milwaukee's grocery store crisis.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o8aPPJ-6T-M
Will he send the shoplifters to prison along with all the stalker children?
Or, will he deny there's any "food deserts" and grandly announce the real crisis is the fact that the critics "don't have a life and never will, YOUR city is the one without grocery stores, child?"
Unlikely we'll ever know, sadly.
Rich Gilded-Age East Coast Urbanite Rick is my personal favorite Fatsona.
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How? Those fence panels are like $100 a piece. And he did it himself originally (labor cost $0). If he paid someone three grand to show up and flip the panels around he’s out of his mind. Also fat
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Bruh everything is a “sore spot” for Patty.
I could on my IRL non-trolling X account and just xeet at Patrick; “Your favorite color is purple”
And he will go on a diatribe about how I’m wrong, a stalker, will go to prison and even allude to me killing myself.
Everything is sore for him.
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I love when fat flyover-state rube Rick tries to act cosmopolitan. He does this frequently and always outs himself as a simple rube.
He tweeted some long thread after he and Stinky went to a showing of "Shitfaced Shakespeare" and waxed poetic about how everyone was "sleeping on it," when the reality is that show had already had it's run on the east coast 10 years or more prior and people had gotten sick of it.
Look up his tweets about how everyone is sleeping on Wolfmother.
He's 10-15 years behind any real artistic movement because he spends all his time in normie social media spaces and lives in a midwestern third-world hellscape of a city where the local passtime is getting drunk and fat on cheap American lagers.
Any time he travels to a cosmopolitan city, he smugly tweets photos from the absolute worst tourist traps available like he's Anthony Bore-dain (or Boar-dain, if you prefer the porcine motif). When he went to Worldcon in Edinburgh, he went to the fucking Big Lebowski-themed bar for American tourists and tweeted about it like he was having dinner at Castle Rock with Prince William.
It's obvious he's extremely insecure around coastal educated types, but takes every opportunity to present himself as such, even when it makes him seem like your typical fat, midwestern tourist. Wearing his gas-station Packers hat and Captain America tee shirt to bicycle around Paris was the absolute peak of this behavior. He is literally the Ugly American Tourist archetype while believing he's a travel guru.
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To his credit, begrudgingly, his taste in music is at least consistently trash.
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I don't want to lock-sperg but you can buy actual high security commercial grade locksets for that kind of price. Fatrick is simply lying (as usual).
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You are a criminal stalker.
You are going to Pokémon go to prison.
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Why would he? There's nothing in it for him and she can do nothing for him. Look how fast he dropped Snackie once she'd outlived her usefulness. If Pat was a puddle he'd be too shallow to get a mouse's belly wet.
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It’s literally because she has no followers. If she did, he’d be all over that shit like he is in a cheesesteak. But she’s a nobody pissing in the wind so he doesn’t care.
Mark my words if she ever DOES go viral Ricky will be right there trying to leech off her.
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Hush, little sweet, suckling, baby child. Enjoy this.
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Pat, however, WILL survive what's coming. He can live in the wilderness off of petite German meatloaf and fermented pigeon shit. Forget Jack London, we have Pat Milwaukee.