🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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dick tha master said:
Now that the fun is over, I think Tom is too paranoid to ever become a full-on Destiny-esque lolcow. He's self-aware enough to recognize his own lolcow tendencies and actively works against them.

He even admits as much in his "muh dih" video (as if maintaining a "just in case" folder wasn't already peak paranoia).
Entertain me this: in a few years, he will turn into a hermit. He already checks his thread religiously, and I suspect he's gradually pulling away from social media—not so much because he's grown disdain for his online career, but because the paranoia is winning out.

He doesn't want a repeat of this entire circus, and he'll do whatever it takes to avoid it. That means becoming more wary of people in general: less trust, more avoidance, and slowly retreating from the spotlight to minimize future drama.
Overall, his hyper-vigilance might save him from the classic lolcow spiral, but it could also just isolate him instead even more.

Also, hell nah. The fuck is this?
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could be larp but keep this in mind https://archive.is/fAW5u
 
How big is Turkey Toms dick?


Is the thread fucked for anyone else? I'm seeing post that say there were posted today in with yesterdays posts and the last post on my watched page isn't really the last post.
 
This just in- Tom got gassied and i found it on ig- yes Tom was tagged.


Man, i just can't get enough of this crazy girl's antics. Tom, if you are reading this, she's ready to whiteknight and sodomize you at the same time.
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WSPWSPWSPWSP said:
"Never Let Me Down Again"
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Pretty gay ngl. This song is full of drug- and homoerotic undertones.
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Eventide said:
I beg to differ.

Call me glass half full. Pile on the rainbow stickers 🌈 - but I don't think anyone is ever going to go broke betting all their chips on a male content creator in the Youtuber commentary community with a perchance for fucking BPD e-girls eventually fucking up their life & becoming a full lol-cow Destiny tier degenerate gooner.

Watch Tom's next scandal be related to an unwanted pregnancy (and/or abortion). To be honest, I'm surprised that hasn't already happened since getting pregnant on purpose/lying about being on the pill is prime BPD chick dramalama bullshit.
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This is his destiny but I don't think he's fried his brain on drugs enough yet, Seems to be a key component of full lolcow behavior to have a drug fried brain.
 
Eventide said:
Watch Tom's next scandal be related to an unwanted pregnancy (and/or abortion)
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That would be peak irony if he had an abortion.


Preservetube

Other misc. clips of interest.

He admits to crying at movies. In this example, he cried at a Mel Gibson movie on his flight home from New York.


Describes an experience of seeing his male family member at the detox clinic.


Admires Rock's physique in a very hetero way.


Describes his parents as "Type A", and his parents (esp. his mom) as really strict growing up. It could explain his oppositional tendencies.

 
Guys, I have a feeling there will be no more leaked messages. Rowan went down to the far corner for "fresh tint" for her PDF printer.
 
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Eventide said:
I beg to differ.

Call me glass half full. Pile on the rainbow stickers 🌈 - but I don't think anyone is ever going to go broke betting all their chips on a male content creator in the Youtuber commentary community with a perchance for fucking BPD e-girls eventually fucking up their life & becoming a full lol-cow Destiny tier degenerate gooner.

Watch Tom's next scandal be related to an unwanted pregnancy (and/or abortion). To be honest, I'm surprised that hasn't already happened since getting pregnant on purpose/lying about being on the pill is prime BPD chick dramalama bullshit.
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As much as I want this to happen I doubt it would. Rowan, Katie and the Vidcon girl (not Nick's hambeast) said he couldn't coom. For all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these "The gooner who can't coom" His daddy Destiny brutally Goonmogged him. The BWC got Dad dicked by Destiny.
 
MrMM said:
The Turkish Thomas has posted a new video: "The Alleged Death Cult Website That Killed 50 People - The Darkest Internet Rabbit Hole"


Seems like he's content to just keep moving on at this point.
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Sloptubers are incapable of making a video about any internet-related topic without using the words "rabbit hole." That phrase has completely lost all meaning and it annoys me every time I see it. Is this about Sanctioned Suicide? If so, he's about 3 years late to that topic.
 
first video back is a cult video after he conspires in a discord server with his own little "cult"-like followers. Duper's delight, now Turkey's joining in.

I hope his little "friends" are not deluded they're all buddies and closer from this event, you're his followers just like the fans he talks shit about. They think Tam is a lucky token, because of his break into YouTube, all the feminine attention he attracts, plus the drugs this is their peak period something they never experienced in their teenage years. People who naturally have these experiences enjoy them and then grow out of it but it appears our aging zoomers don't seem to want to let go of the teenage excitement of clout for trout.

The weakness in sweeping up after him and arranging things in a way that exposed his own personality disorder (great job, friends!), may have shifted things for him..for now, but there is now a timeline, there is now a pattern of behavior and as we all know when your flesh is weak there will be a next time, in fact, it might have already happened.

Sacramento falling silent is interesting to me. At first I thought mental hospital, but she arrived back in the thread and was actively reading and reacting to posts, and then I heard "Lawsuit", but people who know haven't confirmed or denied or shown any paperwork. I do believe something happened but I am waaayyyy more curious why no one has said what, exactly. Just hints, *wink* trust me. It's no big deal you just confirm it with documentation and that's it but people also know things in this thread but don't want to say what they know.
 
pp6t49 said:
first video back is a cult video after he conspires in a discord server with his own little "cult"-like followers. Duper's delight, now Turkey's joining in.

I hope his little "friends" are not deluded they're all buddies and closer from this event, you're his followers just like the fans he talks shit about. They think Tam is a lucky token, because of his break into YouTube, all the feminine attention he attracts, plus the drugs this is their peak period something they never experienced in their teenage years. People who naturally have these experiences enjoy them and then grow out of it but it appears our aging zoomers don't seem to want to let go of the teenage excitement of clout for trout.

The weakness in sweeping up after him and arranging things in a way that exposed his own personality disorder (great job, friends!), may have shifted things for him..for now, but there is now a timeline, there is now a pattern of behavior and as we all know when your flesh is weak there will be a next time, in fact, it might have already happened.

Sacramento falling silent is interesting to me. At first I thought mental hospital, but she arrived back in the thread and was actively reading and reacting to posts, and then I heard "Lawsuit", but people who know haven't confirmed or denied or shown any paperwork. I do believe something happened but I am waaayyyy more curious why no one has said what, exactly. Just hints, *wink* trust me. It's no big deal you just confirm it with documentation and that's it but people also know things in this thread but don't want to say what they know.
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I think his first video back was the ageplay pedo. Hmmm interesting and yes his little pack of dysgenic freaks Nick the fat kid, Augie the closeted homo, Brandon the burnout. I mean it doesn't take much to be top dog in that pile of shit. Thing is Turkey could have made better connections surrounded himself with better people find a nice normie gf. Kai really fucked him up. Let it go bro, let it go. She's fucking Lerix now
 
MrMM said:
The Turkish Thomas has posted a new video: "The Alleged Death Cult Website That Killed 50 People - The Darkest Internet Rabbit Hole"


Seems like he's content to just keep moving on at this point.
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First cult was interesting, then it shifts on the tired subjects of incels and looksmaxxers to either pad the runtime or do the obligatory moment of hate.

Ironically it kinda proves the incels right since people only gave a shit about the first cult since the victim was female, while the latter two the main issue is having the person going on a spree before suicide.
 
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