🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Doxed said:
DeOrio soyjak
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Anonymous9001 said:
She has already forgotten about this place and most likely has a new boyfriend already. She isn’t ugly at all and with a full face of makeup is honestly attractive and a QT.
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Last online yesterday

@sacramento89 if your online again do you know if Tom got his 'rockstar dream' from Cyrus? He's listed as one of tom's alumni in the OP, and iirc other people mentioned that tom seemed to morph into whatever group he would orbit.

If anyone doesn't know Cyrus was a moderately successful commentary youtuber, who around 2021 transitioned into making music and actually got a sizeable audience, however soon after this evidence apparently came out of him:
  • Being an ageplayer, pictures of him leaked with pacifiers in his mouth
  • Talking to a 15 year old when he was 19
  • Created a discord where girls aged 11-16 were manipulated and abused, including requests for 'hentai faces'
* Though its hard to find much on when these accusations were initially made, seems to be scattered across tiktok, reddit and discord

Soon after he killed himself. Funnily enough he actually accused Tom's friend Pyrocynical of grooming him the day before he died. Anyway Tom already seems to be following his footsteps in some regards
 
Holy shit I check out of this thread for days and now we got another new account on hardcore Rowan defense? Fascinating. Though this one doesn't type like Rowan/Johnnyboy did as someone else said so it's interesting. But as I learned talking with Johnnyboy in DMs, she was quickly learning the lingo of the farms so I'm not as quick to write Anonymous9001 off as just a random tard intellectual angry at Tom.

@Anonymous9001 Would you do the needful and message Bowblax to come post here? Rowan wouldn't do it when I asked her to but you my friend, you could! Imagine how rage filled you are right now and multiply it by 100. Not only was Bowblax forcefully thrown out of the closest by Lerix's original digging only for Lerix himself to troon out a year later, but Tom joined in the burning of Bowblax. He's prime and ready for some revenge. You can use your autistic rage and lure him in. Please good saar.
 
specular1 said:
* Though its hard to find much on when these accusations were initially made, seems to be scattered across tiktok, reddit and discord
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The allegations were made January 2023. He made a video later on where he deboonked a few of the bad ones but as far as I'm aware the pacifier pic is still real lol.

He had a song go crazy viral last year and looked to be having a career renaissance then he decided to off himself. No one brought up the allegations then because he has a bunch of usernames so only a few people knew about the connection, and like you said all the proof is extremely scattered.
 
Anonymous9001 said:
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This is the ASU frat leader that framemogged clavicular on stream. Later on he would psl mog him again and even had the mid tier stacy giggling at a comment one of the chatters made pointing out that clav got felted. TLDR this is just internet drama, unrelated to the rowan shit.

Although, posting shit like this right after you get accused of being a bisexual that lusts after buff men on the internet is definitely one of the moves of all time. The CC is woke enough where they will probably even be fine with him coming out as a homo. Oreo would probably burn off a few pounds with the amount of sweeping he would have to do to convince his fans not to be lgbtqxyphobic to tom.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
If Tom were exclusively hunting down BPD's explicitly because of them being unstable to use and discard then why would he date a normal presenting Rowan?
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While you present interesting points and is a possibility, Rowan showed red flag behaviour pretty early into relationship, and chose to proceed anyway. Like when he found out she dm'd him a year before they matched on tinder, sexual interests, etc. He would figure out she was unwell very early on.

(Outdated and i'm back)
 
Now that the fun is over, I think Tom is too paranoid to ever become a full-on Destiny-esque lolcow. He's self-aware enough to recognize his own lolcow tendencies and actively works against them.

He even admits as much in his "muh dih" video (as if maintaining a "just in case" folder wasn't already peak paranoia).
Entertain me this: in a few years, he will turn into a hermit. He already checks his thread religiously, and I suspect he's gradually pulling away from social media—not so much because he's grown disdain for his online career, but because the paranoia is winning out.

He doesn't want a repeat of this entire circus, and he'll do whatever it takes to avoid it. That means becoming more wary of people in general: less trust, more avoidance, and slowly retreating from the spotlight to minimize future drama.
Overall, his hyper-vigilance might save him from the classic lolcow spiral, but it could also just isolate him instead even more.

Also, hell nah. The fuck is this?
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dick tha master said:
Now that the fun is over, I think Tom is too paranoid to ever become a full-on Destiny-esque lolcow. He's self-aware enough to recognize his own lolcow tendencies and actively works against them.

He even admits as much in his "muh dih" video (as if maintaining a "just in case" folder wasn't already peak paranoia).
Entertain me this: in a few years, he will turn into a hermit. He already checks his thread religiously, and I suspect he's gradually pulling away from social media—not so much because he's grown disdain for his online career, but because the paranoia is winning out.

He doesn't want a repeat of this entire circus, and he'll do whatever it takes to avoid it. That means becoming more wary of people in general: less trust, more avoidance, and slowly retreating from the spotlight to minimize future drama.
Overall, his hyper-vigilance might save him from the classic lolcow spiral, but it could also just isolate him instead even more.

Also, hell nah. The fuck is this?
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How big is is it?
 
One thing that hasn't been discussed much is that Tom may now associate his various fetishes with this thread, thereby spreading his ED to those as well. Now even slapping and choking a bitch won't be enough for him to get it up. Truly dark times.
 
dick tha master said:
Now that the fun is over, I think Tom is too paranoid to ever become a full-on Destiny-esque lolcow. He's self-aware enough to recognize his own lolcow tendencies and actively works against them.
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I beg to differ.

Call me glass half full. Pile on the rainbow stickers 🌈 - but I don't think anyone is ever going to go broke betting all their chips on a male content creator in the Youtuber commentary community with a perchance for fucking BPD e-girls eventually fucking up their life & becoming a full lol-cow Destiny tier degenerate gooner.

Watch Tom's next scandal be related to an unwanted pregnancy (and/or abortion). To be honest, I'm surprised that hasn't already happened since getting pregnant on purpose/lying about being on the pill is prime BPD chick dramalama bullshit.
 
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dick tha master said:
Now that the fun is over, I think Tom is too paranoid to ever become a full-on Destiny-esque lolcow. He's self-aware enough to recognize his own lolcow tendencies and actively works against them.
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Idk, call me glass half full, but I wouldn't rule out Tom eventually becoming a full on Destiny-esque lolcow. I mean, that's generally the fate of guys in commentary Youtube circles.
 
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