💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Been playing helldivers and I might be crazy but doesn't that last paragraph sound exactly like a pat tweet?
"Enjoy prison, stalker.
You have already lost this war, stalker
Your goverment has betrayed you, stalker.
Enjoy prison, stalker"
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Doesn't help that the bots sound like ultraredittors every where else too
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Some part of me has to count itself lucky that I won't ever be in the position of jacking off to gay porn the third time that day and have to stop because my autism spikes and I think "hey does that guy look like that lolcow I follow?"
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Only because you're not yet "into things." You didn't have a good enough father figure in your life to teach you.

A year, maybe 18 months into your lifelong prison sentence for noticing Patrick is a very fat failure of an author and you'll figure it out. Enjoy.
Cactuar King said:
Well, I have it on good authority that there's only six of them.
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I have it on second, fatterbetter authority that there are thousands of them. The clinical definition of a criminal cult, if you will. Since you're not a famous author well known for being a political firebrand and you've chosen to end your already over life in a cage you'll never understand the burden of being Mama's special boy.

You will come to understand the hammer of American justice once you're arraigned with your co-conspirators.
 
TerminalTryHard said:
Best case for us, the MPD gives pat like 100k to fuck off, and we get nigger-rich pat for like 6 months or how ever long it takes him to blow through the money. I'd love to see how much money he pumps into his V6 mustang trying to make it a real car.
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I hope he gets a payout that's enough for him to brag about. Milk production will drastically increase. He'll likely file more suits. Someone somewhere will xeet at him that the city never paid him a dime, those are merely his delusions that he continues to lie about despite clear evidence to the contrary.
 
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Technicality Tomlinson is back again with a conspiracy theory. A game theory about Epstein.

Oopsie doodles, stalker. Enjoy having your teeth spoonfed into your mouth, stalker. You are now dead, stalker.
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Snackie Jackie predicted this. Enjoy injustice, stalker.
 
Please find attached a police report regarding Patrick's good friend Matthew Jones who was arrested in 2021 because of nearly 1.3 thousand images of Child Pornography. When police tried to arrest him, they found so much child pornography that it is impossible to redact the bodycam footage enough to release it into public.
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First image from the police report, second two from the partial denial letter.
 

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BigPeanut said:
I am a child.
I am a stalker.
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To the tune of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
I made a post today
You're so funny and
I know that you won't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm one of Dan Mullen's sinks
A Porsalin retreat
Yesterday you said
That in prison I would be
Already dead
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

I'm a child, I'm a stalker
I'm a wookie named Chewbacca
You're not thinner, you're still fat
You always make me laugh
I'm unwell, I post memes
I'm typing on your screen
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

To every tweet you must reply
This behavior
Really opened up my eyes
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And Torque Wheeler is exposed
I'll watch the police footage
And I'll comment on your toes

I'm a child, I'm in prison
I'm the king of all the lizards
I'm still waiting, for the knock
I thought your books were schlock
I'm unwell, I post memes
I'm typing on your screen
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The idiots start winning
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

I'm a text of howler monkies
Eighty-kay, you paid to Quasi
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm a Nazi undercover
You've been tricked, not surprised
Can't say Josiah didn’t try
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
 
Law said:
To the tune of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
I made a post today
You're so funny and
I know that you won't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm one of Dan Mullen's sinks
A Porsalin retreat
Yesterday you said
That in prison I would be
Already dead
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

I'm a child, I'm a stalker
I'm a wookie named Chewbacca
You're not thinner, you're still fat
You always make me laugh
I'm unwell, I post memes
I'm typing on your screen
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

To every tweet you must reply
This behavior
Really opened up my eyes
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And Torque Wheeler is exposed
I'll watch the police footage
And I'll comment on your toes

I'm a child, I'm in prison
I'm the king of all the lizards
I'm still waiting, for the knock
I thought your books were schlock
I'm unwell, I post memes
I'm typing on your screen
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The idiots start winning
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

I'm a text of howler monkies
Eighty-kay, you paid to Quasi
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm a Nazi undercover
You've been tricked, not surprised
Can't say Josiah didn’t try
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
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Fuckin beautiful, I am so emotional right now. What a wild ride with this piggie. Could someone maybe put the legendary line "Im your Toilet" in there somehow? Thank you for your Service.
 
OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG said:
Could someone maybe put the legendary line "Im your Toilet" in there somehow? Thank you for your Service.
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I wanted to, but I couldn't think of any good end rhymes for toilet. Pat arguing with his toilet remains a certified hood classic, though.
I gotta figure out them AI-voice-thingie-ma-wotsits.
 
Law said:
I wanted to, but I couldn't think of any good end rhymes for toilet. Pat arguing with his toilet remains a certified hood classic, though.
I gotta figure out them AI-voice-thingie-ma-wotsits.
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Well as we established earlier, Tomlinson Senior was a human toilet, so obviously Patrick was raised to believe toilets can be argued with.
 
Law said:
I wanted to, but I couldn't think of any good end rhymes for toilet. Pat arguing with his toilet remains a certified hood classic, though.
I gotta figure out them AI-voice-thingie-ma-wotsits.
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HAW HAW i knew you mustve been thinking about it lul dont mind me i let Artistes work
 
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