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Kamala is going to epically own Vance/Rubio in 2028 for the win! If they pokemon go to the polls! Lulz
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"Two term first lady"
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Seriously. How does that qualify her in any way to be President?"Two term first lady"
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"y'all" really is the shitlib catchphrase. ever since i read this thread, i've been paying closer attention to who uses it. really uncanny. i wonder who those "vulnerable people" are in tiny tim's mind.
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Late, gay, and unable to thumbnail. Just figured out a way to get things uploaded in the first place (looks like the system upgrade took out my ability, don't yell at me mods, talk to Josh. I definitely did a talk to staff on this one}. fixed by a great mod! Thanks U_M!
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Okay in faaaairness he says he spent 3k on the fence, which, because Fatrick is a writer who knows what he's doing and writes every word intentionally, should mean he spent 3k total on the fence. Any work he does on it is free because his time is free so we assume he means materials.Really legit funny when Pigman had threatened to kill Ade and unborn Annabelle after she was born by his greasy piggertits and tater tots before, and then admits to spending $3k on fixing the backwards fences, and was too fat to even fight back against the cops. Nice attempt, stupid
Now, those panels he's using (because he's lazy) run $129 per 8 feet (but he's cut some of them to be shorter so who knows if he had any waste) but I'm counting about 12 of those, count the fenceposts and you get about 16 at I'm calling it $18 a pop (I'm assuming he's getting an 8x4x4 and sinking some of it into the ground to bring it to ~6 feet above the ground), with 16 of those cheap ass solar fencepost caps (5 bucks a pop)...I'm getting about $1900 in Washington prices, and MKE is probably cheaper than that. Still, it's a bit shy of $3000. He's basically eschewed hangers and other hardware that might otherwise drive up costs per foot since he's just slapping pre-built fence panels on posts and that's it. Surely concrete and screws are not costing an extra 1.1-1.2k right?
So where's that extra 1.1 - 1.2k cost come from?
Sorry if I’m late or some shit, but yesterday; Rick got his pallet chair back; but had to get a new patio set from his leeching dimes because he’s greasy and fat.
Still fat.
Still fat.
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Note he says "coded". Coded specifically to keep out the stalker children. He says "gates", plural. So 2x whatever he decided to-
-bruh.
Was he trolled into buying $1200.00 of gate locks because he's too lazy to buy simple padlockable heavy duty gate latches for 1/10th the cost conservatively? I choose to believe that he was.
e: I am aware that there are cheaper "coded" options, which are really just combination padlocks re-oriented to function in latch hardware, but they are much cheaper, which doesn't get us to $3k.
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'My marriage is a strong as it's ever been, Robert.'
This is what famous people who have been caught doing something wrong say. It is always, always followed by an acrimonious divorce*.
*ETA Are both their names on the hovel or does it belong to Lynne? Either way he's screwed because if both, Lynne will buy him out for her girl and he will instantly blow the money and be left with nothing, if it's Lynne, he's done because if she won't have him round for dinner she's certainly not letting him squat in her property.
This is what famous people who have been caught doing something wrong say. It is always, always followed by an acrimonious divorce*.
Definitely, I now hear the warning clangs of train crossing bells whenever I see it in writing.
Labor. No way he installed that fence himself. I mean, he's not Jake Raven who would have had that fence done first thing and have been back indoors cooking Sunday breakfast for the family by 0800.
*ETA Are both their names on the hovel or does it belong to Lynne? Either way he's screwed because if both, Lynne will buy him out for her girl and he will instantly blow the money and be left with nothing, if it's Lynne, he's done because if she won't have him round for dinner she's certainly not letting him squat in her property.
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You've got to love Pat's logic. By virtue of holding these positions, it makes them ideal candidates, or "God Tier".
Trump is a two-term president.
WHAT DO YOU IDIOTS WANT, ASSHOLES?
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A non-consecutive two term president as well.
That’s arguably a bigger accomplishment.
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Disagree, he obviously built the backwards fence himself because even home depot pick-up Mexicans aren't going to do something that stupid.
The only meaningful work he'd be doing is the post install itself, those 8 foot panels basically zip to the posts with 6 ~3.5 inch exterior screws: it's a much less complex job than it may at first appear, and anyone with 80iq and a half-decent 1/4 drive impact can do it. The gates would be a bit more complex but only a bit especially if he's using parts of those 8-foot panels.
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Yes, I believe that too.
Consciously or unconsciously, he knows that if he lost any padlock keys, he is too fat to climb the fence.
In this situation he would be unable to stop himself tweeting about it, and then he would be mocked relentlessly for losing his fence keys and stuck outside his own garden.
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I think concerned citizen Patrick Tomlinson should be put in charge of Milwaukee's grocery store crisis.
Will he send the shoplifters to prison along with all the stalker children?
Or, will he deny there's any "food deserts" and grandly announce the real crisis is the fact that the critics "don't have a life and never will, YOUR city is the one without grocery stores, child?"
Unlikely we'll ever know, sadly.
Will he send the shoplifters to prison along with all the stalker children?
Or, will he deny there's any "food deserts" and grandly announce the real crisis is the fact that the critics "don't have a life and never will, YOUR city is the one without grocery stores, child?"
Unlikely we'll ever know, sadly.
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I think concerned citizen Patrick Tomlinson should be put in charge of Milwaukee's grocery store crisis.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o8aPPJ-6T-M
Will he send the shoplifters to prison along with all the stalker children?
Or, will he deny there's any "food deserts" and grandly announce the real crisis is the fact that the critics "don't have a life and never will, YOUR city is the one without grocery stores, child?"
Unlikely we'll ever know, sadly.
Three things.
He will never watch that as it’s news for reasonable people.
Since when have you seppos had Aldi?
Which of course leads into the third thing, Aldi being a German chain is known for their bratwurst and other sausage products.
Fatrick will simply turn all shoplifters into pepperoni, thus making the stores more than profitable and corporate will no longer look to closure as a solution.
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Brothermen and sisterwomen it sounds like Patrick is challenging you niggers here.
This time don't bother wasting your time with outdoor patio furniture, you need to go for gold and somehow list the entire house as one item.
(I'm being facetious and not promoting gaylawging, mods don't ban me)
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You have to be retarded to not understand that a huge amount of voters hate their respective party-establishment and don't give a shit about their history as a "public servant" (Also, listing "first lady" as public servant, lol").
This is true on both the Left and the Right.
One of the great strengths of Trump was that he was an outsider and NOT a career politician.
Bernie Sanders was similar, but more in a "party maverick" sense.
Patrick is literally more stupid than breadtube.
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Pat hasn’t boosted his ride-or-die Emily Bell’s latest, but he’s not alone. She’s tirelessly flogging her new translation project, with a few posts about how brave she is mixed in. Engagement after 20+ hours is about what she’s used to: bupkes.
It would be really easy for Pat to throw her a bone and RT something, ANYTHING. But he’s too busy huffing his own diap to bother.
It would be really easy for Pat to throw her a bone and RT something, ANYTHING. But he’s too busy huffing his own diap to bother.
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Backwards fence is a certified Pat classic. Refresh my memory, was it Dan that tipped off the Milwaukee building authorities so Rick was forced to fix it or was it some unnamed neighbourhood atalker?I'm gonna post the full version of Action Patty Cakes claiming to beaten up the same black teenager that stole his Galaxy S10 from the brothermen to Robert Gayporn:
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Really legit funny when Pigman had threatened to kill Ade and unborn Annabelle after she was born by his greasy piggertits and tater tots before, and then admits to spending $3k on fixing the backwards fences, and was too fat to even fight back against the cops. Nice attempt, stupid
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Nobody will run away from my fast legs, stalker. Haven't gained a pound since high school, stalker. You have peanut butter in your mouth again, stalker. You chose to end your life here. I've spoonfed you your teeth when I beat you into a pulp, stalker. You are now dead. You died here. This is how you chose to end your life, Gayporn. Enjoy death and Hell, stalker.
Another classic, he even stands like a homo. Trannies on HRT have less estrogen in their bodies than Man of Pig.
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As a Dixie-singin' St. Andrew's cross-wavin' Southerner, they can take my "y'all" when they kill me for it.
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Patrick the wannabe tough guy can't even stand like a man. He's also fat.