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The game looks fine, if it's moderately priced and no "the message" shit. Then it's what they should have been doing all this time.

With all the effort that went into creating digital assets for the modern Battlefront games, I don't know why they weren't also releasing stuff like this.
The games are the least bad things in the disney era. I bet it will be ok.
 
Q) Why did Disney think they could get a way with taking a multi-billion IP by trying to make it focus on fag, niggers, and winemoms, injecting woke, and in general insulting and doing everything possible to drive off the previous target audience?
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Gotta admit seeing Sebulba and Ben Quadinaros in podracers at the end did get me. I'm not fully immune to the propaganda.


The game looks fine, if it's moderately priced and no "the message" shit. Then it's what they should have been doing all this time.
It looks sort of like a less formed Wreckfest with starwars skins. There seems to be some thin plot going on so expect The Message(tm) to be shoe horned in despite it not mattering.

As for using characters, a simple trick I use to not get key jangled is just remembering the dozens of more times that they used a glup shitto to trick people into watching pure fucking garbage and to pretend that they give a shit about the IP. It really helps in my experience.
This right here. The utter state that you have people sobbing in happiness like the shrivel dick in the reaction video.



Yeah she was super scary when Vader was making her piss down her leg multiple times, or when he mogged her like a Norf FC fan mogging a plate of breakfast beans
I know I jizz my shorts at Villains who reject villainy and actually want to kill another villain because she got Disney Protagonist'ed.
 
I thought that straight, white men with actual money are the devil to them? Isn't this the same Disney Star Wars who mocked and chased them away like the rest of the corpos who believed this DEI shit?
Disney viewed them as cattle who would consoom regardless so they could spit on them all they wanted trying to appeal to groups that never showed up and still have them locked in. And to be fair, there definitely is a segment that still does, either because they're barely sentient consoomers or self hating soy caricatures but it's not enough to carry the franchise.
 
i know it's played out at this point but how the fuck do you kill a money printer franchise like fucking STAR WARS
IT'S STAR WARS
holy shit

this is like breaking a button that magically granted whoever pressed it a billion dollars

oh well
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Unironically it’s because of the "power of one." Aka narcissism.

You had Rian Johnson who only cared about larping as an auteur, despite working for the most corporate company ever. Not to mention he had to be a snowflake and go off script and fuck both Disney and the fandom.

J.J. also only cares about his ego and his brand.

Then Leslie used The Acolyte as nothing more than a therapy session.

Filoni is only around to prop up his OCs and write fanfiction.

And KK is still butthurt she was just a "coffee girl." She resents both the successful men she worked for and the fans.

Iger who is a sociopath. He was too busy playing office politics, and jumpstarting a failed political career to care. He even screwed over the shareholders, let alone fans.

All you have left is a bunch of narcissists that only used the Star Wars brand for their egos.

There is absolutely no one left that gives a single fuck about pleasing us. You know, the fans. The people that actually finance everything.
 
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This so asinine and is nothing but a "struggle session" type of response to make sure everyone knows he (or whatever this is) is in line for the cause. No one could actually think that is a good character or even remotely menacing.

To the contrary she is completely laughable in appearance and demeanor and in a tense teetering on rebellion situation would have been viewed as a weak incompetent and emboldened insurrectionist to act. This thing would have been killed by Vader at the outset of the series.
 
Why did Disney think they could get a way with taking a multi-billion IP by trying to make it focus on fag, niggers, and winemoms, injecting woke, and in general insulting and doing everything possible to drive off the previous target audience?
Because they thought the target audience were disgusting, basement-dwelling weirdos who would be outnumbered by said gays, racial minorities, wokies, and wine moms, which was their experience with Marvel, where they catered the MCU to the lowest possible denominator instead of the aging comic fans, and they made billions.

Star Wars isn't Marvel. Pre-Disney SW had its own formula and audience, which had way more influence and power compared to pre-Disney Marvel. Pre-Disney Star Wars had a Canon timeline with video games, comics, cartoons, and novels that had a beginning, middle, and end, it had the six films which were cultural touchstones, and it had its own video game ecosystem with many generations and genres of video games to its name.

Pre-Disney Marvel, on the other hand, had few video games, the comic audience of adults was shrinking, they lost the kids to manga and anime, and their stories were rife with retcons and resets that made it hard for people to get invested, when the stories they purchase were doomed to be retconned.
 
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The games are the least bad things in the disney era. I bet it will be ok.
That's not saying much of anything. The only new video games we've gotten from Disney, not including lazy remasters/re-releases or the two mid Lego games, have been;
-Star Wars Battlefront
-Star Wars Battlefront II

-Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
-Star Wars Jedi: Survivor
-Star Wars: Squadrons

-Star Wars Hunters
-Star Wars Outlaws

So two remakes/reboots of games that were already successful pre-disney, two Uncharted-style games, one fighter pilot game, a switch exclusive I don't think anyone remembers, and a game that was so dogshit and flopped so hard it actively harmed Ubisoft's future plans and directly contributed to them selling out to Tencent.

Not exactly a boundless feast of creativity.
 
I thought Jedi Fallen Order was really good despite the wise black woman character and her apprentice. Wasn't too annoying like souls games where you just die 100x until you memorize the moves. Biggest issue I had with it was the ending when they destroyed the holocron which was the point of the whole game in the first place. Never played the sequel.
 
Excruciatingly mid games no matter the subgenre.
No kidding. Oh wow, more wifflebat sabres, how fun. And a wimpy, lameass low power Jedi who can't even Force Push at first. And all your collectibles just change the color of his poncho. Say what you will about TFU, but I thought it was cool that each new level gave you a new, planet appropriate costume for Starkiller and not just a palette swap.
 
No kidding. Oh wow, more wifflebat sabres, how fun. And a wimpy, lameass low power Jedi who can't even Force Push at first. And all your collectibles just change the color of his poncho. Say what you will about TFU, but I thought it was cool that each new level gave you a new, planet appropriate costume for Starkiller and not just a palette swap.
The last gen version even let you change the costumes, hilt and saber color in both gameplay and cutscenes because it was all in-engine.
 
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