Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

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A new STAR WARS and MARVEL crossover comic is rumored to be happening and reported to be written by Mark Miller.
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Randomly watching the original 1977 attack on the Death Star in 4k on youtube again, yeah some of the shots show their age, some of them really do... but holy shit at least 2/3 of this 13-minute set piece still looks absolutely perfect 50 years later. As good or better than any space battle in anything since. I have to think budget and time constraints are why the shots that don't look good are that way. Say what you will about George but you can't take this masterpiece away from him and his original ILM crew
 
Yeah she was super scary when Vader was making her piss down her leg multiple times, or when he mogged her like a Norf FC fan mogging a plate of breakfast beans
 
I find it really amusing how they're trying to rehabilitate Jar Jar now. Even Lucas just stopped using the fucker after a while, but apparently now he needs to be apart of the Rebellion like everyone else.
That more than anything else should make you boggle. They're so fucked and desperate that one of their last hopes is Jar Jar Binks, a character that is the IP's version of Wesley Crusher but less redeemable. Their version of Scrappy Doo, the later runs.
RatCo may be in more debt than the defunct Warner Bros, but their expired Chipotle coupons still count to the aspiring journoscum agitprop bot.

Also look at those fucked metrics; that's horrible for X.
 
Gotta admit seeing Sebulba and Ben Quadinaros in podracers at the end did get me. I'm not fully immune to the propaganda.

This you?
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The game looks fine, if it's moderately priced and no "the message" shit. Then it's what they should have been doing all this time.

With all the effort that went into creating digital assets for the modern Battlefront games, I don't know why they weren't also releasing stuff like this.
 
The game looks okay. Not amazing, not good. But merely okay. So you know, high fucking praise given that Star Wars has to be graded on a curve now. Also those tracks are clearly based on sequel areas, since I could recognize Jakku as one of them. I'm just assuming they'll cock it up until otherwise but I don't immediately think it'll be shit. It looks like it could be a 6/10 mildly good but converted from another racing game style rating.

As for using characters, a simple trick I use to not get key jangled is just remembering the dozens of more times that they used a glup shitto to trick people into watching pure fucking garbage and to pretend that they give a shit about the IP. It really helps in my experience.
 
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