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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
We already know how he and Vader die so who gives a fuck?
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This is kind of the problem with Maul and why he shouldn't have returned. The character they gave to him is arguably one of the best the shows have made. The idea of a darkside user being a rogue entity is a compelling story.

The problem is they already killed him and insist he interacts with past characters whose stories have already ended. We know who can't be significantly harmed by Maul's actions. If they really did want Maul back they should of had him return post a new hope. Now you have a interesting scheming character who you know is destined to fail.
 
Ghostse said:
Can we get people to post summaries instead of just dropping youtube links like an AI channel runner trying to farm engagement?
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Big fat bastard eats several children. The real difference between this and Andor is that old Star Wars would have fucked up things happen but they didn't feel the need to have them happen on screen, whereas Gilroy knows writers who use subtlety and thinks they're all cowards.

Edit: I have just watched one of his videos and he sounds like he's about to cry in every sentence, my god.
 
Midwit said:
Big fat bastard eats several children. The real difference between this and Andor is that old Star Wars would have fucked up things happen but they didn't feel the need to have them happen on screen, whereas Gilroy knows writers who use subtlety and thinks they're all cowards.
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Was it that Dark Times arc? That one was bleak stuff, shame Disney killed that comic (along with all the other ones).
 
Whiskey said:
This is kind of the problem with Maul and why he shouldn't have returned. The character they gave to him is arguably one of the best the shows have made. The idea of a darkside user being a rogue entity is a compelling story.

The problem is they already killed him and insist he interacts with past characters whose stories have already ended. We know who can't be significantly harmed by Maul's actions. If they really did want Maul back they should of had him return post a new hope. Now you have a interesting scheming character who you know is destined to fail.
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Maul has taken the crown from Ahsoka as the biggest fanfiction OC tier character in Star Wars. They insist on bringing him back but we know that he'll never affect the movies or any major characters.

I find him interesting in a different way: Maul wants to be a scheming overarching villain like Palpatine but he's a relic of the past whose purpose has come and gone and refuses to see it. Obi-Wan sums him up the best in Rebels, for all that shows problems. He's a nobody with nothing who thinks himself great.
 
Just saw the thumbnail for this trailer (don't care about the show itself, Maul is overplayed)

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Are we back, chuds? Is Star Wars back?

Edit: Again, don't care for Maul, I was just surprised Disney would show a woman's bare stomach at this point.
 
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Star wars will never be back.
GGSurvivor said:
Just saw the thumbnail for this trailer (don't care about the show itself, Maul is overplayed)

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Are we back, chuds? Is Star Wars back?
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Now instead of making new characters to fill in the existing EU roles while watering them down they're trudging through the slop fans wanted 10 years ago. Ten years too late and they're gonna fuck EU characters up.


No one wins. Canonfags or EU, it's always a mess when Filoni and co touch anything EU related because you know he's gonna piss all over them and change shit for his fanfiction.

Look at what they did to Delta Squad, look at what was done to existing EU arcs compared to the dog shit that TCW pulled. It derailed the clone wars multimedia project.

Now they're molesting The Old Republic too. Let old bones be. There's nothing new to tell unless they get good writers again. So now you'll just have the EU member berries even more aggressively now as a way to apologize to fans (the manchildren) who still latch on.

At least figure and toyfags can rejoice if they grift from their reappearances. I already hate her design though, it's the same shit as ever. Watered down.
 
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GGSurvivor said:
Just saw the thumbnail for this trailer (don't care about the show itself, Maul is overplayed)

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Are we back, chuds? Is Star Wars back?
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As long as Disney has a total hold over the franchise, this is just teasing at this point. The mere fact that they're hyping Maul again for the nth time is sheer desperation.
 

There will never be another Dass Jennir in this franchise. And they will never explore his story further. He was the best Order 66 survivor. Speaking of survivors, they're supposed to be the rarest and best of the best. His beliefs are properly challenged numerous times, he befriends a separatist alien after realizing the Republic betrayed him, and joins a pirate crew. Blue Harvest is one of my favorite comics and I wish they made more continuations from the Dark Horse Republic comics. 1000016494.webp
Dass is the guy who shot the baby eater, to Bomo's (the alien who's family was eaten by the rich sicko) utter despair. There used to be actual conflict and stakes or at least the illusion of them before TCW came along.
 
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crunchy bits are the best said:
As long as Disney has a total hold over the franchise, this is just teasing at this point. The mere fact that they're hyping Maul again for the nth time is sheer desperation.
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I'm just wondering how this show is going contort itself to actually being about Ahsoka or Bo-Katan.
 
GGSurvivor said:
Just saw the thumbnail for this trailer (don't care about the show itself, Maul is overplayed)

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Are we back, chuds? Is Star Wars back?

Edit: Again, don't care for Maul, I was just surprised Disney would show a woman's bare stomach at this point.
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That's a tranny.
 
GGSurvivor said:
Are we back, chuds? Is Star Wars back?
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The cattle moos as they overdose on toilet meth and the dealer whispers lies to their face and spits on their twitching corpse in the crack shack.
Ghostse said:
That's a tranny.
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It's just Dave going full cargo cultist. The fans complained about not using Darth Talon? PLEASE MAUL AND LUCAS, SAVE ME FROM MY AND THE PEOPLE I BROWN NOSED DECISION TO COMMIT A MULTI-YEAR SELF INFLICTED SUICIDE! I WILL DO THE THING YOU WROTE ALMOST TWO DECADES AGO BEFORE CRUEL IGER DESTROYED IT! SAVE MY TALENTLESS ASS PLEASE! I NEED MONEY TO BUY A NEW DIRE WOLF!

She's going to smash clams with the mando waifu to hopefully trick the new RatCo CEO to give him more money to spam his shitty fanfiction with Assoka being his Gandalf the White, since he's narcissistic and delusional enough to compare himself to Tolkien.
 
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Gondolindrim said:
I find him interesting in a different way: Maul wants to be a scheming overarching villain like Palpatine but he's a relic of the past whose purpose has come and gone and refuses to see it. Obi-Wan sums him up the best in Rebels, for all that shows problems. He's a nobody with nothing who thinks himself great.
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It's why I love the character along with most non Ahsoka depictions of grand admiral Thrawn. They are characters that feel more... grounded? I think that's the word I'm going for. Maul feels what a dark side user should be going up against facing a government. He is powerful but not a match against organized resistance against him. Thrawn though prone to ass pulls to get out of situations (most are at least forshadowed like the scrapper droid) also interacts within the world in realistic ways.

I would like my star wars more... star trek. I never really liked that planet sized death machines could be taken out with one shot from a standard weapon because of "x" weak spot. I never really enjoyed how much plot armor the sith and jedi enjoyed either. I have some faint hope maul will fill that niche. Not a ton watching them make thrawn employ fucking necromancers was a bitter pill to swallow.

Why the fuck would you have fucking Thrawn employ wizards? That isn't his character at all. He needs at least three episodes arguing for the efficiency of elite tie fighters vs gaint planet sized stations. That's who Thrawn is not a necromancer.

Fingers crossed maul stays a desperate rogue trying not to die as he's constantly on the run and they don't give him some moronic redemption arc.
 
Gondolindrim said:
Bringing back sex appeal and appealing to straight men is the "Break Glass in Case of Emergency" option. It always has been once they realized the gay shit wasn't raking in the big bucks
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I thought that straight, white men with actual money are the devil to them? Isn't this the same Disney Star Wars who mocked and chased them away like the rest of the corpos who believed this DEI shit?
 
Gondolindrim said:
Bringing back sex appeal and appealing to straight men is the "Break Glass in Case of Emergency" option. It always has been once they realized the gay shit wasn't raking in the big bucks
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Hopefully she's not a force user. I always despised when they hand that race light sabers. Look...you can't write in lore that their tentacles house parts of their brain then constantly force them to duel with light sabers.

Not unless you include a scene where she accidentally severs ones, starts talking like jar jar and convulses on the ground. Lore wise they should be worse light saber fighters then the hutt.
 
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