🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Bearing in mind Russell gets "jealous" over women who lick balls for a living potentially seeing other men, how the fuck would running a brothel work? He'd fall in lust with every woman in his employ and forbid them from seeing clients. Also, married men or men with children would not be allowed, and the place is smoke and alcohol free. Not a great business plan.

Getting jealous over hookers is the kind of thing you'd expect to find in some bizarre true crime documentary.

 

[StinkySnack]

Getting jealous over hookers is the kind of thing you'd expect to find in some bizarre true crime documentary.

It may still yet....

 

[It's Never Leprosy]

It may still yet....

I'm telling you, he's the Green River Killer but dumber.

Also, I want to IQ sperg. My guess is also 85-90. When you train mice, even they understand consequences very quickly: go the wrong way in the maze and you get shocked. This guy has never learned from a mistake in his life and can't figure out why he keeps getting shocked. If it didn't result in such truly anti-social behavior it would almost be impressive.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I am perhaps in the minority here in that I think Greer does have a serious, for-real, life-impacting disability. He can't speak clearly, which is a huge problem. A lot of jobs are just going to be out for him because he can't have a phone conversation.

For example, he would struggle as a lawyer. Sure he could Tard through law school with accommodations, but being able to speak smoothly and understandably is damned hard to work around. If he isn't some type of savant in a rarified solicitor field, it's going to be hard.

Also out are the charisma-heavy jobs. Realtor, broker of any sort, higher end retail, sales. And hospitality. Also all of education gone. Accounting is out. Anything where he has to be face-to-face with a client communicating is not a good choice.

What's interesting about Greer is his determination to do one of the things that would NOT work. Instead of programmer, A/C repairman, forklift operator, he wants actor, litigator, singer.

We are all working with the hand we've been dealt. I have a pretty shocking lack of charisma, and I knew early on that any form of sales would not work out for me. I'm good at paperwork. I do things that require paperwork, not things that require shmoozing. Everyone is making these sorts of calculations.

Greer is like the person so dumb he actually believed "You can do anything." He's Kyle wanting to be the Jewish basketball player.

 

[RodgerDodger]

They're kind of guilty of abusing the concept as much as anyone, but it is their autism, I suppose.

I mean, most people most people would overestimate Einstein's IQ. In a city the size of New York there are hundreds, maybe even a few thousand people with his IQ. Still comfortably genius level, but he would have been a sped in the modern world as a kid due to his learning disabilities, yet he defines modern theoretical physics outside of a few things he refused to accept on concepts we couldn't hope to prove or disprove until well after his death. Meanwhile, you have uber-autismos with effectively obscene IQs, with all the communication skills of a lump of dirt, who have such an intuitive grasp of patterns that they can play some of the most complex piano music on a single listen because they pick up all the patterns and what the keys represent they don't need to build the muscle memory normal pianists do.

I think its only useful in the way BMI is useful in predicting health - only for the most general things.

So you're saying in generations to come Greer's "Unified Theory of Whores" will lead mankind to a golden age in the stars?

 

[Swole McPole]

For example, he would struggle as a lawyer. Sure he could Tard through law school with accommodations, but being able to speak smoothly and understandably is damned hard to work around. If he isn't some type of savant in a rarified solicitor field, it's going to be hard.

Stand up advocacy in court isn't what most lawyers do. An awful lot of it is shuffling paper and negotiating over e-mail or over the phone. There are all kinds of areas of legal practice where you'd never have to do stand-up adversarial advocacy. Some civil litigators just spend all day firing off emails to insurance companies. Lawyers who deal with real estate/property do the same kind of thing -- it's all about checking documents.

Russell's biggest problem isn't his inability to speak fluently -- that's the kind of thing that you could easily get over if you had a likeable personality. Lawyers on the other side generally won't act a cunt to someone who has a real disability. His real problem is his complete inability to get any kind of handle on the law. He reads something. Interprets it in a way that best suits him, and completely ignores any contrary interpretation. Never bothers to check to see whether his interpretation is correct. It rarely ever is. And even when somebody like a judge patiently explains to him why his interpretation of the law is erroneous and bound to fail, he's incapable of learning from those who are more experienced and more familiar with the case law.

That combination of arrogance and bone-headed stupidity will always mitigate against a successful career in the law.

 

[Tiresome]

Bearing in mind Russell gets "jealous" over women who lick balls for a living potentially seeing other men, how the fuck would running a brothel work?

Because it's literally never been about Big Pimp Businessman Russell, his dream as long as he's been aware of his deformed dick is literally to own sex slaves and nothing else.

 

[Mamimi]

I am perhaps in the minority here in that I think Greer does have a serious, for-real, life-impacting disability. He can't speak clearly, which is a huge problem. A lot of jobs are just going to be out for him because he can't have a phone conversation.

For example, he would struggle as a lawyer. Sure he could Tard through law school with accommodations, but being able to speak smoothly and understandably is damned hard to work around. If he isn't some type of savant in a rarified solicitor field, it's going to be hard.

Also out are the charisma-heavy jobs. Realtor, broker of any sort, higher end retail, sales. And hospitality. Also all of education gone. Accounting is out. Anything where he has to be face-to-face with a client communicating is not a good choice.

What's interesting about Greer is his determination to do one of the things that would NOT work. Instead of programmer, A/C repairman, forklift operator, he wants actor, litigator, singer.

We are all working with the hand we've been dealt. I have a pretty shocking lack of charisma, and I knew early on that any form of sales would not work out for me. I'm good at paperwork. I do things that require paperwork, not things that require shmoozing. Everyone is making these sorts of calculations.

Greer is like the person so dumb he actually believed "You can do anything." He's Kyle wanting to be the Jewish basketball player.

You are right. People overcorrect when it comes to Russell's disability because he plays it up so much, but he really was dealt a bad hand. Before the advent of modern medical technology, infants with Moebius syndrome frequently died because they could not breastfeed, and he did indeed require a lot of expensive procedures as a baby. He can't move his eyes from side to side, which means every time he needs to adjust his field of vision, he needs to move his entire head. That's a big deal when you're driving and contributed to why he didn't get his license until his 30s.

Like it or not, the halo effect plays a large role in how we perceive others. Russell's appearance, voice, and gait make him unsettling to behold no matter how saintly and tolerant one might be. He's still a piece of shit, but being a deformed monster hasn't done him a lot of favors.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I am perhaps in the minority here in that I think Greer does have a serious, for-real, life-impacting disability. He can't speak clearly, which is a huge problem. A lot of jobs are just going to be out for him because he can't have a phone conversation.

For example, he would struggle as a lawyer. Sure he could Tard through law school with accommodations, but being able to speak smoothly and understandably is damned hard to work around. If he isn't some type of savant in a rarified solicitor field, it's going to be hard.

Speaking clearly is a white, colonial, racist, abelist, construct. If we make speaking clearly a requirement, then the majority of minorities would be excluded.

If you don't buy that, you just hate the disabled!

That's a big deal when you're driving and contributed to why he didn't get his license until his 30s.

This is more "meh" than you think. You can easily get mirrors that vastly expand your vision on a vehicle without needing to move your eyes much.

I have a cousin that is blind in one eye and he has been driving since he was 18 with no trouble and no accidents.

 

[AnOminous]

For example, he would struggle as a lawyer. Sure he could Tard through law school with accommodations, but being able to speak smoothly and understandably is damned hard to work around. If he isn't some type of savant in a rarified solicitor field, it's going to be hard.

If he otherwise had the mental abilities to do it, there are plenty of legal jobs that don't involve interacting with clients or appearing in court. In fact, dedicated trial court lawyers are a small minority, because even most lawyers don't have those abilities, and many have never even taken a case to trial.

Motion practice is largely on paper.

However, not only is Russ too dumb to understand legal principles, he's incapable of taking direction even when put in tiny little words even a moron like him should be able to understand.

Like it or not, the halo effect plays a large role in how we perceive others. Russell's appearance, voice, and gait make him unsettling to behold no matter how saintly and tolerant one might be. He's still a piece of shit, but being a deformed monster hasn't done him a lot of favors.

To the contrary, if he had his personality and looked normal, he'd have been repeatedly savagely beaten. I think he gets a lot of jobs because places think hiring a retard or two makes them look compassionate.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Getting jealous over hookers is the kind of thing you'd expect to find in some bizarre true crime documentary.

I'm telling you, he's the Green River Killer but dumber.

Also, I want to IQ sperg. My guess is also 85-90. When you train mice, even they understand consequences very quickly: go the wrong way in the maze and you get shocked. This guy has never learned from a mistake in his life and can't figure out why he keeps getting shocked. If it didn't result in such truly anti-social behavior it would almost be impressive.

He could be the next Weepy Voiced Killer. Or the Slurpy Voiced Killer.

I am perhaps in the minority here in that I think Greer does have a serious, for-real, life-impacting disability. He can't speak clearly, which is a huge problem. A lot of jobs are just going to be out for him because he can't have a phone conversation.

For example, he would struggle as a lawyer. Sure he could Tard through law school with accommodations, but being able to speak smoothly and understandably is damned hard to work around. If he isn't some type of savant in a rarified solicitor field, it's going to be hard.

Also out are the charisma-heavy jobs. Realtor, broker of any sort, higher end retail, sales. And hospitality. Also all of education gone. Accounting is out. Anything where he has to be face-to-face with a client communicating is not a good choice.

What's interesting about Greer is his determination to do one of the things that would NOT work. Instead of programmer, A/C repairman, forklift operator, he wants actor, litigator, singer.

And if those don't work, there's always auctioneer.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

If he otherwise had the mental abilities to do it, there are plenty of legal jobs that don't involve interacting with clients or appearing in court. In fact, dedicated trial court lawyers are a small minority, because even most lawyers don't have those abilities, and many have never even taken a case to trial.

Motion practice is largely on paper.

Stand up advocacy in court isn't what most lawyers do. An awful lot of it is shuffling paper and negotiating over e-mail or over the phone. There are all kinds of areas of legal practice where you'd never have to do stand-up adversarial advocacy. Some civil litigators just spend all day firing off emails to insurance companies. Lawyers who deal with real estate/property do the same kind of thing -- it's all about checking documents.

It's the phone thing that I think is really, really hard to work around. Real estate law involves being on the phone a lot here. You could try to do everything by email, but it's going to be a handicap in a competitive field to not be able to pick up the phone and call someone. It's harder to understand someone with speech impediments over the phone than in person.

Likewise with the motions practice. At least where I've been, you're going to have a serious handicap if you can never even go to Chambers. I'm not talking about being Clarence Darrow. I'm talking about saying, "Mr. Yaniv hasn't paid his mortgage and we want an order nisi."

I'm not saying that someone couldn't make it work. But you'd have to be better than average, maybe much better, to make it worth anyone's while to put up with that many limitations. Often very junior lawyers are doing whatever they can do, not picking their own work.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

It's the phone thing that I think is really, really hard to work around.

Realtime text to speech.

 

[AnOminous]

Likewise with the motions practice. At least where I've been, you're going to have a serious handicap if you can never even go to Chambers. I'm not talking about being Clarence Darrow. I'm talking about saying, "Mr. Yaniv hasn't paid his mortgage and we want an order nisi."

He'd have real problems being a solo because he couldn't just fit into a niche and would have to do personal interaction. Any larger law firm is almost like a hive with specialized practitioners who do just one thing. Like you'll have the rainmaker who brings in new clients, multiple guys to carry the motion practice, paralegals to keep track of deadlines and make sure things get filed on time, another guy to appear in court if it ever makes it there, etc.

Without his personality he could very well have been one of those paralegals who fill out the same form over and over again at some foreclosure factory or debt collection firm or something like that.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I mean, if we want to talk about the real world consequences his face has, something like 30-40% of people with Moebius Syndrome have autism as well. We know he has the digital deformities and to some extent the digestion issues commonly seen with Moebius. On top of those possibilities, I think a lot of his personality disorders have their roots in his adoption. No one likes to talk about it, but even in cases where the child goes straight from birth to loving, caring adopted parents, some amount of attachment disorder is not uncommon. Chances of RAD also go up in cases were twins are split up. Saying he never felt loved until he nutted in a prostitute's pussy? Yeah, pretty standard RAD. His willfulness, control issues, jealousy and inappropriate clinginess, poor boundaries, lying and manipulativeness? RAD. So the seeds were already there, and growing up coddled by his parents to a certain extent, and a lot by external authorities and other do-gooders, meant he blossomed into a full blown narcissist (Although personally I think Russell is so extreme in his behavior and displays such easy willingness to violate social boundaries and even laws that he well qualifies as outright sociopathic).

 

[Harvey Danger]

a hive with specialized practitioners who do just one thing. Like you'll have the rainmaker who brings in new clients, multiple guys to carry the motion practice, paralegals to keep track of deadlines and make sure things get filed on time, another guy to appear in court if it ever makes it there, etc.

One day, I hope Russ lands the job of making sure things get filed on time. The fallout would be spectacular.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

...(Although personally I think Russell is so extreme in his behavior and displays such easy willingness to violate social boundaries and even laws that he well qualifies as outright sociopathic).

Yeah, I favor the narc sociopath angle as well.

 

[kcbbq]

So you're saying in generations to come Greer's "Unified Theory of Whores" will lead mankind to a golden age in the stars?

One can hope some good comes out of the bullshit. I am certainly not insinuating Russel secretly has a 150-160 IQ and can unlock the secrets of a prostitute doing her job at nearly the speed of light, though.

 

[NoosJunki]

I am perhaps in the minority here in that I think Greer does have a serious, for-real, life-impacting disability. He can't speak clearly, which is a huge problem. A lot of jobs are just going to be out for him because he can't have a phone conversation.

For example, he would struggle as a lawyer. Sure he could Tard through law school with accommodations, but being able to speak smoothly and understandably is damned hard to work around. If he isn't some type of savant in a rarified solicitor field, it's going to be hard.

Also out are the charisma-heavy jobs. Realtor, broker of any sort, higher end retail, sales. And hospitality. Also all of education gone. Accounting is out. Anything where he has to be face-to-face with a client communicating is not a good choice.

What's interesting about Greer is his determination to do one of the things that would NOT work. Instead of programmer, A/C repairman, forklift operator, he wants actor, litigator, singer.

We are all working with the hand we've been dealt. I have a pretty shocking lack of charisma, and I knew early on that any form of sales would not work out for me. I'm good at paperwork. I do things that require paperwork, not things that require shmoozing. Everyone is making these sorts of calculations.

Greer is like the person so dumb he actually believed "You can do anything." He's Kyle wanting to be the Jewish basketball player.

He should get one of those speak-n-spell things that Andy Ditch has that'll do text-to-voice for him. Imagine him trying to talk dirty to a hooker with one of those. It'd be like hearing Stephen Hawking if he was dropped on his head instead of a genius.

 

[Random Troll]

He should get one of those speak-n-spell things that Andy Ditch has that'll do text-to-voice for him. Imagine him trying to talk dirty to a hooker with one of those. It'd be like hearing Stephen Hawking if he was dropped on his head instead of a genius.

Or he should take up smoking, and get one of those voice boxes you have to push onto your neck.