DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Do Not Touch Me Pls said:
Or it's a symptom of Gin brain.

I don't remember. Did he butcher his words that much 20 years ago? Like when he first streamed.
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Not that I know of. You could understand him clearly. and his 'Hateful truths' were also very clear. He really seems to have devolved in the last couple of years
 
Yung Dalph said:
It's already been mentioned but his mental state is clearly at an all time low.
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Its pretty crazy when you take a step back and actually look at his content. Yesterday he spent an hour explaining to his audience how he was running experiments on them/conditioning them and then caps the night off eating cookies with a fork while providing profound insights such as cookies taste sweet. And like that guy in his chat said- he did all of this while wearing a buttondown shirt and sweatpants.

Edit- also according to phil if you see anything wrong with any of this, you're the mentally ill one. The people who unironically enjoy this content and behavior are the mature, intelligent adults.
 
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Moar Krabs said:
"Which is fine" implying he had a little shit fit about it that's something you hear a kid say when they don't get their way
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Frankly, if I was supposed to do a cookie taste test on stream and my fatass, nauseatingly dumb wife gnawed at them first because she couldn't control her need for sugar, I'd have a shit fit too.

It's the fact that Phil then SAID IT ON STREAM LIKE IT WAS NORMAL, that his wife just took bites of the cookies before he ate them on stream, that makes him a faggot lolcow.

BTW, count on him calling these specific points today and saying how retarded and hyperfocused we are for pointing out how retarded and bitchmade he is.

Also, Phil's ghostly pale feminine hands mincing about....call more people gay Phil, please.
 
Fridge Raider said:
Metal fork, huh? How convenient he changed it after being called out here and I assume on Twitter for his "I have a real plastic fork" comment. Also man does he have faggy hands, holy shit. Look at the way he holds his mouse. He's such a fucking sissy. Like he's a homo being asked to grab a tit or something idk it's very odd.
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I'll play devil's advocate just to mention that mouse is fairly small + the wrist rest is quite high so that's not helping him getting a solid grip.

No wonder with a grip like that he's so trash at shooters on PC

strandedcastaway said:
It's the fact that Phil then SAID IT ON STREAM LIKE IT WAS NORMAL, that his wife just took bites of the cookies before he ate them on stream, that makes him a faggot lolcow.
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He's really his best detractor, even if he faked the bites, admiting where the bites came from paint a rather grim picture of Fhet Khet.

She's such a fatass she can't resist gnawing at some cookies, she has a mouth and she must eat, she needs her sugar NOW.
 
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Doxmatix said:
This really is the only thing that DSP contributes to society - he begs mentally and physically handicapped people into giving him money so they don't have the ability to live normal lives out in the world.

His legacy is that on his death, the number of retards in the world able to afford a car or girlfriend, will go up. Long live the King!

eta: I just realized the other thing that DSP contributes is, ironically, a way for other retards to make money (Doody etc). So all his hard work every day is about taking money from one set of retards while simultaneously providing a way for another set of retards to earn money. His overall impact to the world is therefore a net nothing. Retards losing money and retards making money. It all balances out.
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If you want to go full tinfoil helmet with it, it's really laundering money back to the government. I'm willing to bet most of this retard to retard money is coming from social security/disability checks aka government assistance. Then it goes to Phil, who as we all know owes a lot of money for taxes, so it's really going right back to the government. Maybe there's a giant conspiracy where the government is using lolcows to get back some of the money they have to hand out because lolcows usually have tax issues.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
To be fair Kiwami 3 is one of the most disrespectful remakes not just when it comes to Yakuza games but in gaming in general, but yeah he doesn't really give a shit about the series, nor has he ever played 3, or any of the games before 4 (or even their remakes) to completion.
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Sperging about Yakuza 3 Kiwami: Didn't they cut like 70% of the substories out and just added thug bounties and some clan creator biker game instead? Talk about gutting the original. They didn't even add an Amon fight to the Mine Dark Ties story.

Phil tax: Did anyone watch the KC marathon of Phil last night? From 10pm est to like 4:30am it was just wall to wall Philipo.
 
Sampi said:
Is that true that he retconned the Jaha story ? Is there a clip ?
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I don't think he retconned the jaha story. During the podcast someone superchated about beating kids up at the arcade. Phil then shittily replied about them being wrong and told about a kid at the Connecticut arcade who ran his mouth and hid in the bathroom ceiling tiles. (As I type this out I'm realizing Phil might be referring to himself in a detached sense of preservation or denial).

Im not familiar with this story but I could have missed it and I know there's a commonly brought up story about Phil hiding from jaha in the bathroom while claiming to be an alcoholic. I know of the parking lot incident but don't know how many previous run-ins he had with jaha.

In short, possibly but I'll see if I can find the segment. If you can search "bathroom, fire department, or ceiling tiles" you should find it. Transcripts aren't working for me.

I was way off, it was during the sf6 stream and the gifted name was "DidYouCryInTheArcade".

 
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GibMoneyPls said:
When he first mentioned it, he said he was full from his stupid protein pasta
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It just occurred to me that if they are both eating protein pasta and other protein-enriched foods and then not exercising or working out then all of that protein is just turning to fat anyway.
So Kat is incredibly likely continuously getting fatter unless she has started working out heavily and I really can't see DSP's workout routine being too intensive either. This, coupled with the fact that they are most likely eating Doordash multiple times per day lends quite a bit of credence to the theory that DSP is on Ozempic or some other similar weight-loss drug. Wouldn't shock me if both him and Kat sought it out.
 
lupinthethird said:
It just occurred to me that if they are both eating protein pasta and other protein-enriched foods and then not exercising or working out then all of that protein is just turning to fat anyway.
So Kat is incredibly likely continuously getting fatter unless she has started working out heavily and I really can't see DSP's workout routine being too intensive either. This, coupled with the fact that they are most likely eating Doordash multiple times per day lends quite a bit of credence to the theory that DSP is on Ozempic or some other similar weight-loss drug. Wouldn't shock me if both him and Kat sought it out.
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I mean if they were eating actual protein like chicken/turkey breasts they won't get fat, but whatever the fuck "protein pasta" and the other enriched slop is fucking them up worse on top of the DoorDash. As far as Ozempic if they would go that route then Khet would definitely get approved for it and Phil would just take some of it. (I don't know if it's an injection you have to go in for or if it's something people can do themselves at home). Maybe Khet started it but quit and Phil is using up the leftover so it "doesn't get wasted".
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
I'll play devil's advocate just to mention that mouse is fairly small + the wrist rest is quite high so that's not helping him getting a solid grip.
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Fair play, I've never used a wrist rest because I'm not a faggot but resting my other hand under my mouse wrist does seem to change the grip.
Cardinal Cardinal said:
As I type this out I'm realizing Phil might be referring to himself in a detached sense of preservation or denial
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I'm almost certain he's referring to himself. A kid who ran his mouth (Phil) to the wrong dude (Phil) and got called on it then ran to hide in the bathroom (extremely Phil). I think it's a separate instance from the Jaha parking lot encounter, likely a younger Phil. The "getting caught in the ceiling" is made up imo, probably an idea he thought of and discarded as he hid in the bathroom waiting for proto-Jaha to go away. But I guess it's possible there was another kid that ran his mouth just like Phil and got called on it.
 
Do you think Phil would kill himself if he couldn't rely on appeal to popularity
On the same note, do you think he uses intelligence as his main cope is something he picked up from Xitter being the only interaction he gets outside of his dents
 
Punished Derich said:
Do you think Phil would kill himself if he couldn't rely on appeal to popularity
On the same note, do you think he uses intelligence as his main cope is something he picked up from Xitter being the only interaction he gets outside of his dents
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No, he would fail, because it too hard for him. Nothing he could do.

He just picking something randomly and stick to it for sometime. He has to say he is something top. In old FGC days he was most-hated, then the most-honest reviewers, the most-positive streamer, now he has to be the most-intelligent to own the dents. He will change later to something else, most-fucked at the end.
 
Punished Derich said:
On the same note, do you think he uses intelligence as his main cope is something he picked up from Xitter being the only interaction he gets outside of his dents
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No, he always believed he was an exceptionally intelligent individual and his inflated view of his intelligence is what he bases his narcissistic mask around.
 
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