💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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DumbDude43 said:
wdym by "most actual fights"?
if you mean crimes then kitchen knives and "zombie" meme knives are not common, nor are military/survival/combat knives. it's mostly about switchblades and folding knives.
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People getting stabbed happens more than two knife armed combatants entering into a duel or melee.

Most stabbings are done with kitchen or utility knives and “zombie knives” in Europe.

Maybe switchblades and folders get used more in the US.

In any case Patrick is a fat bullshitter and has probably never pulled a knife on anyone, but seriously believes he could disarm anyone and pin them.

I hope if this does happen, he just gets cut a little bit and cries, and the assailant runs off in embarrassment thinking he attacked a mentally disabled man.
 
FinnSven said:
People getting stabbed happens more than two knife armed combatants entering into a duel or melee.

Most stabbings are done with kitchen or utility knives and “zombie knives” in Europe.

Maybe switchblades and folders get used more in the US.

In any case Patrick is a fat bullshitter and has probably never pulled a knife on anyone, but seriously believes he could disarm anyone and pin them.

I hope if this does happen, he just gets cut a little bit and cries, and the assailant runs off in embarrassment thinking he attacked a mentally disabled man.
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The reality is that, despite fatty mcpiggersons delusions otherwise, people don't have knife fights. People get attacked with knives, some of those people are unarmed, some have their own knives, some may even have firearms but no-one is having knife-fights like a couple of mexicans in a bad 1950s b-movie, circling around each other and doing their best Errol Flynn moves.
 
Sorry if I’m late or some shit, but yesterday; Rick got his pallet chair back; but had to get a new patio set from his leeching dimes because he’s greasy and fat.

Still fat.
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Nickel Silver said:
I want to know what mental defect is responsible for Pat believing that anyone digging up his past is not only going to ENJOY PRISON, STALKER, but also that "stalking" Pat is worthy of a life sentence.

Correct me if I'm wrong--it's quite possible for a thread so large--but I don't believe a a single stalker child has enjoyed prison, much less for a lifetime. Yet Fatrick says it again and again. The endless braindead repetition in spite of all reason baffles me.
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He is wiser than you, Child. Do not tempt prison!
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Aight, been making a whole bunch more frogurt today so not been keeping track of pig man, lets mosey on over to his xitter to see what he do be oinking at this fine day

First up some seething scatological and fat rage
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Empty and fat threats of endless suffering in Stalker Prison
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Impotently denying his second marriage crumbling while continuing to fatly oink about how much all who call him fat shall suffer
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And going absolutely fucking feral at an innocent civilian child who wandered across his latest tantrums and making multiple fat fingered spelling errors as he gets more and more enraged.
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He seems to have added "STUPID AND EVIL" to his list of stock oinks
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"IT SHOWS ME EVADING FALSE ARREST CHILD!" :story:
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Yet more seethe
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Pig man declares the lawsuit against Officer Lawng Dick Lyndon Evans is "in its final stretch"
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Civilian continues to ask extremely good questions as to why he is oinking about people who call him names online going to prison, given how there is no actual crime and none of them are in prison even after years, and pig man waddles further into denial while declaring we have committed "violent felonies against my family, friends, community, state, and now even country" :story:
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Continues to evade providing basic evidence, and makes the rather ill conceived suggestion the civilian "looks him up"
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WROGNYET AGAIN CHILD! :story:
ENJOY THE RATIO! (absolutely fucking zero likes or rexeets) :story::story::story:
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Judge Holden said:
Impotently denying his second marriage crumbling
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A statement about a marriage being 'stronger than ever' is always an indication that it's over. If we can get a recent picture of the fire pit and there's no Newport Menthol butts in it, we know she's definitely gone.

I wonder who paid for all the yard improvements and did the work? We know it's not Pat's handiwork because it looks competent. Remember the time he claimed to have refinished a floor and Niki let it slip that she got a (real) man in?
 
He keeps calling the guy stupid and evil because the guy called him that first yesterday and it apparently really bothered him.


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Geoff Capes Vapes Apes said:
The reality is that, despite fatty mcpiggersons delusions otherwise, people don't have knife fights. People get attacked with knives, some of those people are unarmed, some have their own knives, some may even have firearms but no-one is having knife-fights like a couple of mexicans in a bad 1950s b-movie, circling around each other and doing their best Errol Flynn moves.
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Only an absolute lunatic idiot would get in a knife fight on purpose. It's also not like there's some huge art to it, just get in there and cut them deep before they can get you. But they probably will. "Knife fights" can easily end with the "winner" bleeding out on the way to the hospital.
 
Oh I get it now, Fatrick is getting confused. To him, 'Prison' means 'free and prosperous'. That's right Fat, I am in 'prison', 8)
 
AnOminous said:
Only an absolute lunatic idiot would get in a knife fight on purpose. It's also not like there's some huge art to it, just get in there and cut them deep before they can get you. But they probably will. "Knife fights" can easily end with the "winner" bleeding out on the way to the hospital.
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Knife is meant to be felt and not seen! You do not fight with knife, you stab and slice with knife to survive after you make big mistake of letting someone get hold of you : (
 
AnOminous said:
Only an absolute lunatic idiot would get in a knife fight on purpose. It's also not like there's some huge art to it, just get in there and cut them deep before they can get you. But they probably will. "Knife fights" can easily end with the "winner" bleeding out on the way to the hospital.
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Indeed.

A walking stick or mag lite torch are far better and infinitely more legal improvised weapons to be carrying and claiming to be an expert in wielding.

There are plenty of legitimate reasons to carry a knife, especially a small pocket folder, but retards like Patrick who like to imply that they are a game changing weapon in the right hands ruins it for everyone!

I now even doubt that Fatrick managed to sit through the entire lord of the rings trilogy in film, as surely the scene in which Gandalf requests that he is not forced to hand over his stick would have given him a hint that a walking cane holding pimp would be a better defender of a bar than a wanker with a tacticool Rambo knife.
 
If someone pulls a knife, run. There aren't "knife fights". There are "stabbings".

Only someone with zero experience of any kind of physical combat would say something as retarded as Fatrick.

EDIT actually, now that I think about it, I recall UFC fighter Anthony Smith saying he could beat up someone who had a knife. So he's a retard, too.
 
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