The Australian totalitarian megathread - She won't be right mate.

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Who do you think will win the Farrer by-election?

  • Independent Michelle Milthorpe

    Votes: 5 18.5%

  • Liberals or Nations (Both fielding candidates)

    Votes: 5 18.5%

  • One Nation

    Votes: 17 63.0%
  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .
Poppavalyim Andropoff said:
didn't know that but still you'd get worse bits from a puppy those cops were just some jocks on a power trip
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FYI, something cops and prison officers treat as a very serious offence is anything that risks exposing them to bodily fluids. The main reason is that most criminals who've spent more than 6 months in prison have contracted hepatitis, which is extremely transmissible. Also, junkies always have it.
Cops don't want to go home and then pass it on to their own loved ones, so if they think you're putting them at risk, they're probably going to beat the shit out of you. And you deserve it.
 
Iron Jaguar said:
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FYI, something cops and prison officers treat as a very serious offence is anything that risks exposing them to bodily fluids. The main reason is that most criminals who've spent more than 6 months in prison have contracted hepatitis, which is extremely transmissible. Also, junkies always have it.
Cops don't want to go home and then pass it on to their own loved ones, so if they think you're putting them at risk, they're probably going to beat the shit out of you. And you deserve it.
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Even if they dont contract something transmisable mouths are fucking dirty and bites are prone to infection.
 
the beatings will continue till social cohesion increases

hope you all are looking forward to this judge dread style policing being used if they ever manage to get one of those big anti imigration rallies off the ground.
 
My 27yo housemate has NDIS-funded helpers, a mum who manages his rent, and still expects his tenant to cook, clean, and parent him.

When I don’t, he runs to mummy.

I didn’t realise I signed a lease at a daycare.
 
The Valeyard said:
My 27yo housemate has NDIS-funded helpers, a mum who manages his rent, and still expects his tenant to cook, clean, and parent him.

When I don’t, he runs to mummy.

I didn’t realise I signed a lease at a daycare.
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I cant believe the NDIS has only been in full effect for 5 years but its artificially propping up so much in Australia as far as employment goes.

I think the final straw for me personally NDIS wise was when my retarded brother and his bitch grifter wife were trying to get some bullshit diagnosis for my nephew because he was 3 and couldn't jump (or something) so clearly he needed help. It wasn't just that his parents were lazy fucks who had no interest in him oh no.

Because that's where the money is you have so many people become carers and disability support workings charging top dollar because you can.
 
GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
Kaz Hamad, Aus tobacco kingpin, has been arrested in Iraq
they got him, and it was by Australia's request, though they also admit he has been causing problems in the ME too
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Iraq authorities have finally released Kazem Hamads mugshot
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due to how powerful and well connected he is he is being held at a secret location in Iraq
the AFP have been making trips to Iraq to help them with their case and inform them of his business of torching tobacconists and extorting shop owners
maybe they will take a bribe and let him go, but i think Kazem importing narcotics INTO Iraq was a line in the sand, up until then they declined every AFP request
only time will tell but as of yet they have not released him or given any indication they arent taking this seriously
AFP has also now said they have good intel that his capture has caused significant infighting in his syndicate, guessing its about whose boss
 
Sneaky lurker said:
How difficult is it to overthrow the australian government? Just start a forest fire.
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i know this is a big deal in california but here it's called a bushfire and while people prefer the bush to not be on fire it usually is.
if those fixed the government we would be wakanda by now. or wakangooliegoo or something.
 
Ben Batterham has reached a confidential settlement of his wrongful prosecution claim. He found a meth-head convicted rapist with knives in his baby girls room, chased him out and down the street and choked him to death.

Jury acquitted him in 2019 of murder and manslaughter. Defence had argued it was a citizens arrest and junkie died from damage to his body from being a junkie piece of shit, not that Ben wanted to kill him. I kinda hope the jury deliberations were just, 'Sure he absolutely murdered the cunt, but who the fuck in their right mind would have any issue with that?' I mean I would describe myself as fairly 'bleeding heart' like many women, but even I consider breaking into houses high on ice and with knives to be a fuck around and you'll find out type situation.


Meth-head and family look Aboriginal to me, but given every article isn't decrying the death of 'proud xyz-man' , I guess not.
 
Garina'sVengeance said:
THESE, they DON'T fucking yeet -
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Ve are being crashing and trashing saar, yis! +10,000 izzat saar!
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It's exactly like the pickle jar analogy that's been going around on the xitty. I can't find it right now but basically in whatever shithole they're from, they come to nice white man country and notice they can get away with removing a pickle from the pickle jars that they sell, then they remove 2 and then 3 and the customers still don't notice.
They remove as many as they can and cut corners like this either because they're lazy cunts or because it means they can make more money. The end result is that every pickle jar in australia is missing a bunch of pickles because of these cunts and the high trust society we used to have where you could trust any pickle jar you could find on the shelf ends up being a shitty, low trust society exactly like these fuckers grew up in.

This one:
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In more important news, why are there no good starbucks in aussie land? I can only assume australians taste in coffee is so pleb tier that Starbucks couldn't sell enough of their amazing, robust and flavorful coffees here.
 
yolotengo said:
I cant believe the NDIS has only been in full effect for 5 years but its artificially propping up so much in Australia as far as employment goes.

I think the final straw for me personally NDIS wise was when my retarded brother and his bitch grifter wife were trying to get some bullshit diagnosis for my nephew because he was 3 and couldn't jump (or something) so clearly he needed help. It wasn't just that his parents were lazy fucks who had no interest in him oh no.

Because that's where the money is you have so many people become carers and disability support workings charging top dollar because you can.
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You have no fucking idea how much those NDIS cleaners/carers make. One of my bookkeeping clients was one. One look at her books and the 'work' she did to earn her moolah made me wonder what the hell I was doing with my life.
 
neger psykolog said:
It's exactly like the pickle jar analogy that's been going around on the xitty.
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This is one of the reasons I stop going to a local joint when the staff become jeets - they're notorious for doing this sneaky shit.

The primary reason is I don't want brown people touching my food. It's getting to impossibility levels because most chefs now are some form of visa brown.
VicPol getting in on the skull cracking:
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If only someone tried to fucking warn us all:
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Spoonge said:
You have no fucking idea how much those NDIS cleaners/carers make. One of my bookkeeping clients was one. One look at her books and the 'work' she did to earn her moolah made me wonder what the hell I was doing with my life.
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I was an support worker!

Technically I was working as a nanny but one of the kids I looked after received NDIS funding. My normal rate is $40 ph but on NDIS I was able to invoice up to $56 ph. I didn't because I didnt think it was right to.

But yeah pretty much there's the private rate for things and the rate people can charge if someone's receiving NDIS funding. Its such a rort and providers take advantage.
 
neger psykolog said:
In more important news, why are there no good starbucks in aussie land? I can only assume australians taste in coffee is so pleb tier that Starbucks couldn't sell enough of their amazing, robust and flavorful coffees here.
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Beaten to the punch, but tl;dr is there are already a ton of cafes in Australia, who make better coffee than Starbucks for a cheaper price. A Starbucks opened near me a while ago and I only had coffee there once. It tasted like a fucking burnt tyre. So why subject myself to the humiliation of drinking this dogshit for a premium when there are better alternatives?
 
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