💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%
  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,031 77.8%
  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%
  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%

  • Total voters
    1,326
Kai Schwemmer had his Rift affiliate brand badge stripped from him on X today which he had it on yesterday. He also did a live stream last night under the Rift brand as well. The cost was $50 a month under the Rift affiliate brand so Elijah must be going broke.
 
Added a couple more videos to the OP: one of the Jack Murphy incident on You Are Here, another of Schaffer's January 2026 interview with Nick Shirley where he tells quite a tale and sounds high.
 
Kai Schwemmer had his Rift affiliate brand badge stripped from him on X today which he had it on yesterday. He also did a live stream last night under the Rift brand as well. The cost was $50 a month under the Rift affiliate brand so Elijah must be going broke.
no, he willingly took it off himself. he clarified that.
 
I tried to watch this guy when he had the podcast with Sydney Watson, Slightly Offensive.

I really deeply hated him.

Why?

Because he would advocate for civil war multiple times per episode. He would talk about the coming Civil War, but he would do it in a way that didn't include saying we should avoid it. It seemed like he really wanted it to happen and he thought we should get to it. The implication here is that he was advocating for the death of millions of Americans from both sides.

On a later episode, he revealed that he, like Anisa Jomha has no inner monologue. He has no thoughts in his head. Literally none. He just follows his instincts and reacts to things without thinking, like a cat. He never thought to himself, "Well, maybe a civil war would be bad because it would be a war, so people would suffer and die as they have in all wars ever," because literally not a single thought has ever gone through his head.

I mean, that's insane.
 
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Why do these influencers always end up being drug addicted whores.

https://x.com/sola_requiem/status/2018896274150375776?s=46

Her husband checked himself into a psych ward and is likely to divorce her too.
Both of these phenomenons drives from the same source:
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How many more times do goyim need to be embarrassed by their e-dadies to figure out the obvious: THEY ARE TOO RETARDED TO BREATH LET ALONE RECOGNIZE THE TRUST-WORTHY

The cuck forgets the second rule of the internet and wifes up a turbo whore expecting a wife. Rather than laugh at his multi dimensional retardation these creatures that are allegedly the same species as me are virtue signaling their cuckoldry out in the open.

FUCK THAT

Note: I am not as angry as I sound. Kinda got used to it really. Like have many more red flags does one need up their faggot ass to figure out that maybe those don't belong there and they should probably stop sucking those off?
 
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In January 2026, Schaffer gave a rambling interview to Nick Shirley wherein he alleged he was severely beaten and nearly murdered over his reporting.
This is actually true. He's just so drunk, everything he says sounds like a lie.

Back in 2020 during the George Floyd thing, Schaffer was livestreaming the riots and entered a CVS that was in the process of being looted and destroyed. He went through the broken-out plate glass windows and wandered around filming people looting and talking loudly about how awful it all was like an asshole until someone popped him in the face. I'm sure if he hadn't have left the area right away they probably would have killed him for it. Eventually.
 
This is actually true. He's just so drunk, everything he says sounds like a lie.

Back in 2020 during the George Floyd thing, Schaffer was livestreaming the riots and entered a CVS that was in the process of being looted and destroyed. He went through the broken-out plate glass windows and wandered around filming people looting and talking loudly about how awful it all was like an asshole until someone popped him in the face. I'm sure if he hadn't have left the area right away they probably would have killed him for it. Eventually.
Didn't he also lounge on Pelosi's desk and livestream her email account on J6? Him and Nickky not getting RAPED for their antics is crazy.
 
Is there a single "conservative" e-girl that isn't a whore? Fucking bleak, man.
I think it's just that anti-establishment public figures on both sides generally have issues with the party establishment not because of firmly held ideological convictions, but rather the fact that their personalities make them more prone to interpersonal disputes. The more mainstream ones don't seem to have nearly the same degree of issues and get along with each other far better.
 
Sarah has responded! ...kind of. Retweeting a clip of Fuentes who is defending poor Elijah and implying there is some strange reason that a man who is critical of Israel would go through these things. I somehow doubt the Jews care about Elijah, but whatever. Glad Sarah is sticking up for the guy she fucked for 6 months! Hopefully her husband is supporting her in all this too!
I kind of subcribe to this, apparently milo is affiliated with the pro israel side of the online right and they are really really worried of loosing the online right to the nick fuentes anti israel part of it. I still think schafer did all this stuff but seeing as it seems like an open secret I think milo was sitting on this to do the most damage to an enemy faction.

A liberal woman could cheat on her husband. A liberal woman would not cheat on her husband with her married boss behind his back for half a year while lying to him about being a virgin and then get her marriage blessed by the Pope, preaching "based tradcath" values and calling other women whores the entire time
Nah there all bad, iirc hunter avalone who's a decently large lib content creator, his ex wife cheated on him by having a 5 man bbc piss gangbang. I just think we remember the conservative ones more because of the juxtapostion between their stated values and what they do.

Fags for whatever reason like the Dark Triad personality types. A few gay lolcows fetishize it (women do to in their romance novels), but I’ve known a few irl fags who try to do puppet master shit. One from highschool who is a troon now that tried fucking over an old friend because he could. Tried emailing HR at his company and tried to blackmail him. Very, very homosexual
Checks out, a lot of the old world schemers where eunuchs, which is basically the same thing.

:story:men love accountability and taking responsibility for one's actions, so we couldn't possibly keep to a topic of shitting on a man who chose to cheat on his wife in a thread about him! We HAVE TO make this woman hate thread #693,287 because keeping a man accountable for his penis decisions involves women's rights and inherent evilness, somehow! This is deep and complex man logic, you wouldn't understand :story:
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This is true. A lot of “right-wing” men seem to have infidelity issues and it only continues to deligitimize Christianity and conservatism to have vagrants like them around those spaces. Schaffer deserves to get pussy-whipped here even with Sarah’s whoredom.

I think that it’s a matter of it being expected to treat Elijah like trash, while the expectation is not there for Sarah.
Humans are shaped by both internal values and external pressure. If a society applies no pressure on men or women to conform to traditional roles, you will not produce traditional people. You are removing half of what creates them. The result is exactly what we see now. Men with extreme sexual degeneracy and women who openly betray committed partners for power or status.

You can still find fragments of traditional outcomes, but never the full model. A woman might find a man who will not cheat, but he will not be able to support a family alone. A man might find a wife who is not going to disrespect him like stock, but only if he has real understanding of women so that he can see through the lies and have the confidence to demand the kind of treatment that he disserves or walk, but this requires he actually fuck a bunch of women.
 
How did this affair get out in the first place? The other party wasn't named in the audio.

Imagine being promised a trad-cath-virgin that makes you wait for marriage and she raw doggin the boss and abortions to top it all off.

Catholics were known to do anal, a very jewish like trick to avoid taking "virignity". You sure as fuck know Elijah took that ass, guaran-fuckin-tee he did.
 
Sarah Stock appears to have deleted her X account. She had just posted something along the lines of not everything being said is true, but I made bunch of mistakes. Sorry, I didn't archive it fast enough.

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First of all, posting "I have sinned" on Twitter is insane. Twitter is a PVP server. Secondly this "please pray" stuff makes me vomit up into my esophagus. How many times in the Bible does Jesus or another authority figure tell you not to flail your faith around as a big public spectacle. I don't have the good book memorized but it's at least a few. Go pray silently in the closet, you performative bish.
 
Sarah will be back, just give it a month
She will follow the Lauren Southern's script: deactivate all her socials, lay low for a while then come back and pretend that she has been slandered and misunderstood, blaming others for her actions. These trad e-whores all have the same script. Her and Southern are also massive whores when they're drunk. You just need to ply them with alcohol and they open their legs for you.
 
This is a flaw of Christianity: we allowed it to be so loose that anyone can call themselves “Christian”, and a deviation of that is just a flaw. Pornstars and sinners now have the cross of Jesus on their necks and it seems like they don’t care.

Even after the Denial of Peter, Jesus had to question whether Peter still believed him or not because even he knew that just because you say you’re Christian doesn’t mean you are.
 
I remember an episode of You Are Here where she was one of the guests. The other guest was a recurring one that seemed to know Elijah fairly well. This guy was clearly hitting on Elijah's wife multiple times throughout the episode and she was lapping it up. She probably appreciated the attention from a man who wasn't a faggot like her husband. It makes sense now looking back on it.
I remember this too. I don't know if there is a good, reliable archive of the show, but now I really want to go back to that and see if it was as bad as we are both remembering.

Elijah is a category 5 retard but I gotta say he was one of the funniest right wing commentators off the cuff. He had pretty good takes and seemed to actually be interested in truth seeking a few years back. What a waste.
I completely agree. As much as I think he is an absolute piece of shit for marrying a woman and then putting her through this hell ... You Are Here was legitimately some of the most funniest political shows I have ever seen.

People come to him for information. In return they trade him something in return. He's amassed quite a network over the years. And even though people know he's a snake, they can't help but want a taste of the information he has

Motherfuckers out here making deals with IRL Lord Varys and they think it's going to go well. Jesus fucking Christ.

Didn't he also lounge on Pelosi's desk and livestream her email account on J6? Him and Nickky not getting RAPED for their antics is crazy.

Glenn Beck is 100000% the reason that he did not sent to the Phantom Zone for that. I have it on good authority that every attempt was made to try and charge Elijah, but his boss came in with a fleet carrier filled with cash to pay for infinite high priced lawyers who argued that any attempt to charge him would be a direct violation of the 1st Amendment, as he was a 'journalist' at the Blaze at the time. The US Attorney decided there were so many other easy slam dunk cases to do, who go fuck with the one guy with a good case and better lawyers...and gave him a pass.
 
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