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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack makes premiere AI slop

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the khat quaffer said:
Parade Float Jack is a regular Vito Spat.
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The difference is Fatty couldn't fight back and would probably get curb stomped if he tried that.

Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
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Mushbrain runs in the family, I guess.
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So does racism. But the surprising thing is how they always play up the Christian angle when it's convenient for them.

Uber driver reviewer said:
She also wants to force those daughters to deliver the baby (despite paying for an illegal abortion for her own daughter if this happened, or just had an oopsie).
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Of course. Rape is terrible and should never happen. But if you get pregnant you have to deliver the baby. It's what Jesus would have wanted and Jose, Pedro and Esteban.

Super Hans v2 said:
Did TamHam get raped by a pack of feral niggers, or this more 'I want something bad to happen so I get to say 'I told you so'' boomer bullshit?
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No that's what Hammy claimed when Fatty found a bunch of them running a train on her. She said she was raped but that doesn't explain why she was begging for them to continue.
 
Marc said:
And that jar of eggs periodically pops up in the background like it’s the grim reaper.
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This is Chekhov's Egg Jar.

It was introduced relatively late by the (anti-)hero -- pretty much at the end of Act III. But I trust the true author and designer of Jack's story, and all our stories, will make use of the Egg Jar, because justice demands it.

the khat quaffer said:
Raped By One Or More Illegals

put that on an apron Jack
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Didn't Mel Gibson literally say this, lol?
 
the khat quaffer said:
I thought that was the cop camera recording him having a backseat gamer moment about the Jews,
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That was a separate incident. Another time he found out his ex was cheating or whatever and left a message saying he hopes she gets raped by a pack of feral niggers.

Somebody should find the tag he posts in A&N with.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Fatty would ask to take Hammy's spot in that train
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Or one of them said, "sheeit white boy! Why don't you use that mouth of yours to get the rest of my boys ready?" as Fatty stood there mouth agape at what was happening to his wife.

Fatty immediately fell to his knees and sucked on every single one to get them ready and to clean them off when done.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Or one of them said, "sheeit white boy! Why don't you use that mouth of yours to get the rest of my boys ready?" as Fatty stood there mouth agape at what was happening to his wife.

Fatty immediately fell to his knees and sucked on every single one to get them ready and to clean them off when done.
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Before he became a stroked-out gimp this since from the Longest Yard reminds of Jack.

 
I'm gonna be honest, the first time I've heard of Bad Bunny was just now in this thread, I've at least heard about Taylor Swift before, due to her fans being crazy or something. But I'll admit to not following modern pop music at all.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Jack being out of touch with music is why he didn't keep his DJ job

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That pizza looks like the Elephant's Foot of Italian dishes.

You already had a pizza wars last week you fat fuck. Three months ago, whatever. He eats more pizza in one month than I do in a year, I swear.

...guess I'll set my clock.

LaughJoke2.0 said:
Before he became a stroked-out gimp this since from the Longest Yard reminds of Jack.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S3CU0wxgUxc
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I see your Longest Yard and raise you Mr. Garrison on Dagobah.


"What about that time you stared at the pastor's crotch at the church chili cookoff?!" "I...I was just comparing our chili!" "HE DIDN'T BRING ANY CHILI!"
"What about when you were beating your meat outside the Gold's Gym in California??" "I was jerking off to the girls!" "THERE ARE NO GIRLS IN GOLD'S GYM!"
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Jack being out of touch with music is why he didn't keep his DJ job
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As if the guy couldn't sell some vinyl and have digital sales and plays? With more than 1 platinum selling album, dozens of singles charting within the top 40, and even top 10, millions of plays on Spotify and sales in iTunes... yeah apparently the guy is a nobody just because Fatty has never heard of him. Meanwhile Fatty sits in his office fumbling with his $100 turntable and collection of bullshit that wasn't even popular in the 80s and 90s failing to understand that regardless of liking the music or not, his knowledge about pop music(which was never correct) is at least 30 years out of date.

Also, isn't this the same gay mexican performing at the Superbowl that got a bunch of people angry when it was announced ages ago? Fatty pretends to give a shit about the Superbowl(he probably eats the halftime food in the first quarter, falls asleep, wakes up halfway through the halftime show demanding more food, and falls asleep again) so shouldn't he have heard of this guy? I hadn't heard of him till people started crying about the Superbowl and I don't even watch football.
 
Tbh Bad Bunny sounds more like an adult toy brand or a failing ice cream shop for goths than a musician. It literally took you guys mentioning the specimen who shat up a Superbowl performance for me to even realize that's the same guy.

As for the pizza he's going to fuck up, it looks standard and forgettable. Unless he picked some hideous ingredients outside the norm of shreddycheese and chunk sauce, there's nothing of value in this repeat.
 
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