🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Crackhead of the Rednecks]

Wowwwww. Out of everything you've ever said on this thread, this is, hands down, the most asinine cope I have ever seen. Just when I thought you couldn't get more delusional. Man it'll be nice when your liver shuts down and we don't have to read drivel like that. Damn, what a lost cause. It's so blatantly obvious that you've never been punched in the face, and you're in the most desperate need of one I've ever come across. In time........

It would be difficult for you to punch me in the face, I assure you. Do you deny that Jeremy paid my bond willingly? I was already incarcerated so how the Hell could I beg him for money?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Comparing it to the Turkey Tom business is really funny. So much more production value over there. Those BPD hoes got a Null interview, then Tom made a coherent 30 minute response video, everyone's feasting on the drama... I think the main difference is that nobody in that situation is cripplingly drunk and high on weed 24/7. These Rutland retards are all so intoxicated that their spectacle is pure trailer trash shit. Only a relative few of us care to follow it.

Sometimes you want a hot dog instead of a steak.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I know that she has shitposted about me but that is forgiveable.

She has freely and frequently exposed you as a limp-dicked unwashed alcoholic, that is not "shitposting", you get exposed daily by your girlfriend to your "worst enemies".

 

[There She Glows]

and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread.

My tooth is going to fall out.

Samantha never broke my tooth in half you retarded and insane bitch.

Literally cracking my tooth in half yeahhhhh

Did she pop it loose or crack it in half? Those are two very different things.

Also how fucked are your teeth? They must be literally crumbling away because this bitch is no Mike Tyson.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Also how fucked are your teeth?

On par with Lowtax' spine. Richard found a cure, though. Just waiting for Tarl to claim his.

 

[AnOminous]

Samantha never broke my tooth in half you retarded and insane bitch. I am so very glad you are gone and can't even reply to me HAHAHA!

Calm down Snagglepuss.

Your threats are. . .toothless.

I crack myself up.

I've got a ton of leftover teriyaki chicken if anybody has any suggestions on what to do with it. I tend not to use much salt- if any, so something to help quash that would be appreciated. I thought about turning it into a stir fry, just using oil, but vegetables this time of year are both poor quality and expensive. Plus, the time it takes.

Add some eggs and unseasoned vegetables and make a chicken fried rice. A bag of frozen store brand should do fine.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"Almost broke my nose" bullshit. I've almost broken my nose and the blood from that shit had a T-shirt SOPPING.

The color and pattern on the kleenex is that of dabbing at a scab, or at worst, a cut lip. A truly cognizant man looking to entrap someone would have begun recording right after antagonizing the fight but before the punch was thrown. This is a staged picture where he picked a scab or something. Theatrics. Poor one at that

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

A bag of frozen store brand should do fine.

Thought about doing this. The only grocery store within about an hour from home literally has no freezer section right now. They pulled it all out for replacement. I don't feel like driving two hours for what should cost a buck at any shit store. Contemplated using cans, but those taste even worse.

The color and pattern on the kleenex is that of dabbing at a scab, or at worst, a cut lip. A truly cognizant man looking to entrap someone would have begun recording right after antagonizing the fight but before the punch was thrown. This is a staged picture where he picked a scab or something. Theatrics. Poor one at that

One would think a man capable of making a deal with demons could sit through 10 minutes of Forensic Files before falsifying evidence. SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[Male Idiot]

View attachment 8507604
View attachment 8507608
View attachment 8507611
Sonichu has a proven body count. Stolas gets his bird butt pounded. Chris-Chan worship the more powerful demon.

Sonichu is no mere demon, you buffoon! Sonichu is the son of the Goddess Chrischan Blueheart! He is a demigod like Hercules, no mere pansy gay owl!

View attachment 8508018

Pirates can be victims of domestic violence too. If you see something, say something.

Argh, redneck pirates can be victims of domesticated punchin' too mateys.
If ya spot some black eyed semen be telling on them nasty wenches!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

@Laylithe hey kid puncher, since you didn't pay rent, I hear Tarl needs a roommate.

 

[deleuzeon]

Imagine Styx trying to present evidence of his broken tooth in court and the jury just recoils in horror from a pic of their state beforehand.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm hearing Goodbye Horses - Tarl's mushroom is so shriveled up and pathetic he cant even tuck because its not long enough.

"Would you cuck me? I'd cuck me HARD!"

Look at the few bits of blood on that single paper towel again. Maybe half of them are diluted with either mucous or spittle.

Gay pirate tears.

 

[Stinkum]

Contemplated using cans, but those taste even worse.

Canned peas are ok for a scuffed chicken fried rice, and fresh carrots are cheap.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Canned peas are ok for a scuffed chicken fried rice, and fresh carrots are cheap.

Yeah. I'll probably do that and let it simmer in some homemade chicken stock to help cut the salt. Cheers.

 

[mickrussom]

Yeah. I'll probably do that and let it simmer in some homemade chicken stock to help cut the salt. Cheers.

@Stinkum , Paul, there is a good Oxtail recipe I did not long ago.

🗑️ Trashfire Post in thread 'StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick'

Jan 2, 2026

Which soups have you made so far?

Oxtail. 6 large oxtails, brown them all and and put 3 in a bag and three in another bag. Sous vide for 48 hours at 180F.

Diced turnips, a bit of barley, french leeks, onion, carrots, celery sticks, a small bit of marmite, a bit of real italian tomato paste (the kind that tastes good out of the tube), bay leaves, a bit of parsley, a bit of olive oil, a dash of Worcestershire sauce, a dash of Aminos sauce, salt and pepper to taste , a bit of minced garlic, a cup red wine, a bundle thyme, beef broth.
Simmer all this stuff for hours with one set of 3...

• mickrussom

Reactions: x 9 x 4 x 2 x 5 x 1 x 1 x 1

 

[ZipDisk]

By court order

LAME! GAY! GAY AND LAME!

Tarl, if you are neither a woman nor homosexual, drop the order. Our love of content supersedes your safety!

 

[Robbyretard]

Wait a woman hit a man with her bare fist, not only did it not turn him on, but hurt him? Sound a little bit gay to me.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I have nowhere to sleep but my car and I can't get to my car without a police escort because a certain little bitch is frightened of the big, bad Nikkster

Holy shit, @Styxhexenhammer666 you are the biggest bitch nigger on the entire planet.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Wait a woman hit a man with her bare fist, not only did it not turn him on, but hurt him? Sound a little bit gay to me.

Gay men like Tarl find their way to being fisted slowly, by inches and degrees, but come by it honestly.

 

[PsychoSam]

I have no issue with Samantha. I know that she has shitposted about me but that is forgiveable.

Forgiveable???????? Even when she called you a pedophile by sleeping with your niece who pissed the bed because you have a piss fetish??